Other movie takes to purge ONE BATTLE: I liked this movie better when it was Children of Men. Rolling hills car chase is the best sequence in the history of cinema. SINNERS: Loved the on-screen representation (Irish wampyr lore) FRANKENSTEIN: thought the monster was Peeta Mellark the whole time

Something I admire about PLURIBUS is how it constantly undermined itself What’s this signal?! > Explain it immediately Alien takeover! > They are friendly There are other survivors?! > Meet them immediately and they all suck The aliens eat PEOPLE! > who have already died for unrelated reasons

Breaking: Macdonald’s bringing back the Macfleury idk

I hate the NFL offseason so gd much. Winning the Super Bowl does absolutely nothing to help with the 7 months of darkness

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

The whine of the camera drones in all of this Olympics coverage is making me feel insane

Why no details about the hog

Emailing this image to myself 12 months ago as a prank

It had all the drama and atmosphere of a week 9 intraconference 10am game on CBS, but: - won in 49ers house - humiliated Boston team - back to .500 in Super Bowl - halftime show infuriated MAGA - Kenneth Walker / RB fans vindicated - my daughter notches a SB win in her first 10 months of life

Okay how do I quickly make millions of dollars guessing the Gatorade color, I think I have insider info

Wasn’t expecting the offense to semi-embarrass themselves like this, but this is otherwise the expected result. The Seahawks have been visibly and obviously the best team in football for months. It would have been very surprising for them to not win the Super Bowl.

Everyone who has ever watched a Seahawks game saw that coming after the weird break in the action

At least this takes the sting out of Kubiak leaving

Yuck

Oh no I have to continue watching a Seahawks game now

Every culture is cooler than mine

Will give Darnold credit for escaping a lot of sticky situations in the first half but the quality of every non-checkdown throw is looking a lot like the midseason offensive slump

3 minute offense might be just what the Seahawks need against this pass rush

Shading the only offensive player on either team who decided to get off the bus today. Fair enough!

6/17 sweet jesus

The pocket is hell, can we make the pocket not hell

Rylie Mills greatest sack in Super Bowl history question mark

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That square patch glued to the blue hat looks bad

Spoon is blitzing like every wasp I’ve ever met

Blood pressure headache arrived at 7:02pm ET

Really need better from Julian Love. Just run through the guy’s numbers and wrap up and you have a tone setting three and out.

It looked like NE lost the edge on every one of those rush attempts, I would like Walker to do the opposite of what I usually want him to do and bounce everything to the perimeter until they stop it

Sam Darnold confidence index: 3.5/10

The decrepit coin has rendered a most dastardly verdict indeed

“Middle East.” Good opsec guys, threat neutralized.

Sorting through the Super Bowl feelings before adrenaline kicks in. This is easily the best, most complete roster Seattle has ever assembled and I expect them to win in a stress-free blowout tonight.

Couldn’t get up for the game yesterday and am struggling to care today. This weekend really shook me, and I feel like Sports is something we only deserve once we get the rest of society squared away. To me, we have not earned it when the country and our democracy are in such a state of crisis.

Democrats must become a single issue party at this point. The only message I want to hear from Congress, effective fucking immediately, is: - Minneapolis, you are not alone and help is on the way - ICE is an illegal, unconstitutional, un-American secret police that must be evicted from our cities

Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.

This is the best speech, just from a pure rhetoric perspective - its sophistication and persuasiveness - that I've seen a politician deliver in a good long while. Really recommend watching or reading the whole thing.

Look at double team in the middle and he "trap" from Brady Russell. These blocks creating the lane for Rashid Shaheed. Amazing play.

It is the correct matchup. You must exorcise all demons to reach the Super Bowl.

3rd and 6, let’s dial up a defensive play call that leaves the first, I don’t know, let’s say like 7 yards, completely vacant

Why’d he do that haha

These playoffs have proven once and for all that the AFC is Pepsi and the NFC is Coke

It’s funny that he can seemingly do that whenever he wants but I guess just usually chooses not to

Stafford with major “I am cold 😡” face. Bears will win.

Seahawks were literally doing looney tunes things on the field last night

I have had too much of a good thing and now other football games are but a hollow facsimile of the thing I like

Instant canon entry to the 49ers misery genre. I will be watching this every year until my death.

Who can bring me the 49ers big hat video. Who among us has it.