America needs to see, study, and learn from that Jaxson Dart touchdown celebration

Kyler Murray is addicted to throwing the ball directly at Seahawks

Little small ass beaks

Good thing this service is reasonably priced and in no way extortionate

I paid for Sunday Ticket streaming in 2012 and 2013 and it never fucking worked. After that I spent ten flawless years using pirated streams, and decided to finally try ST again this year. Somehow, years later and running on YouTube’s streaming infrastructure, it still doesn’t fucking work.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Who is the pervert responsible for this scheduling

The Seahawks getting one last opportunity to beat the goddamn brakes off of Aaron Rodgers while he complains to his coach and the refs after every series is such a sweet little treat for me

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A big reason the 49ers games have been so miserable is the way Shanahan schemes up the most open and uncontested first read you’ve ever seen on every pass play. No defender within 20 feet. You don’t even get to enjoy watching Seahawks DBs make a play on the ball because they are simply not involved.

Does Greg Olsen’s haircut know it’s on TV

Fire up the 2025 Bad Outcome Machine, let’s see if it accidentally produces a Good Outcome

There were like three full decades where I didn’t know Lee Corso and Mel Brooks were different guys

If the backlash to these truly godawful rivalry jerseys is anything short of the Cracker Barrel logo mass hysteria, we have failed. This must be reversed. This cannot be.

Hate this feeling

Game on.

I don’t know if Milroe is any good yet but a little thing I liked is how polished all his “action” is. The fake boot and real boot looked identical, and he puts a ton of english on the RB mesh to throw off the read defender even on very straightforward run plays. Anyway make him QB1

ESPN must recuse themselves from covering the NFL or I will be appointing a special counsel

That felt bigger than the last earthquake

Arnold Schwarzenegger is 78. Danny DeVito interviews Arnie, who proceeds to have a massive existential crisis at the end interviewmagazine.com/film/arnold-sc…

Passing along some Seahawks news

Maybe we actually do need to bring The Lord Jesus back into our public schools

At any moment on this planet there are people dying horrible deaths due solely to the natural lottery of where they were born, but this one is happening directly because our government is facilitating it.

If a family member of mine posted the way The New York Times is posting I would be staging an in-person intervention

The Rehearsal Season 2 is a work of genuine artistic genius. I don’t know what else to say. Give Fielder a Nobel Prize.

Did a praying mantis write this

Nightmare read of the year. Good lord. ai-2027.com

Probably the hardest I’ve ever been skewered by something I’m reading. I am cooked. A pile of ash on top of a pair of Air Max.

This is absolutely terrible news. With the shifting regulatory climate (i.e., antivax ratfuckery), Moderna has withdrawn their application for their eagerly anticipated COVID-flu combo vaccine. This vaccine offered better protection than getting each shot separately. h/t @merz.bsky.social

Strains bounds of propriety? Strains…bounds…of…proprietary? Am I having a stroke? What is happening?

I’ve had a New York Times subscription since college, even when I absolutely could not afford it, but I think this is the headline that finally broke me

MobLand fucking RULES

Not sure why there’s so much handwringing about how Sanders will “fit into the Browns QB room” when he’s going to have his own office and executive bathroom

Milroe’s UGA game is so electric that I simply don’t have the heart to watch anything else. Warm welcome to Seahawks 2025 starting quarterback Jalen Milroe

I guess if you are going to be a big fucking weirdo and draft a QB, I’m much more interested in the Milroe ceiling than the Sanders floor

Weird

Didn’t want to see any non-LOS picks until day 3 but whatever, not too emmanwori’d about it

You either die executing the Percy Harvin trade or live long enough to see yourself invest a first round pick in an interior offensive lineman from North Dakota State

6’6 312 with 32” arms, really digging Grey’s anatomy

I hope Grey Zabel to actually block some friggin guys

Green Bay, Wisconsin seems like a place that has only ever traveled to Green Bay, Wisconsin

I laugh every single time a character says “Top Christ-Following Man of the Year”. It gets funnier the more times it is referenced.

Holy fucking shit

Astronomers detected a possible signature of life on a planet orbiting a star 120 light-years away.

WHITE LOTUS I would enjoy it just as much if it had no dialogue at all and was just 60 min of hypnotic music and gorgeous scenery I liked this season; all seasons are good and so was this one My biggest issue is I could never figure out the geography of the hotel, it felt like 6 different places

Is anyone else pronouncing the name of this app as “blew-eskie” whenever they read it

One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.

It’s been difficult to watch an institution that means so much to me get debased and undermined by the people currently in charge, so let me speak up and say: The brazen enwhiteification of the Seahawks has not gone unnoticed

Seahawks are assembling the lowest-rizz offense in modern memory. You have to go pre-merger to find rizz levels this low.

Has anyone ever considered just actually selling hotcakes