Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.

This is the best speech, just from a pure rhetoric perspective - its sophistication and persuasiveness - that I've seen a politician deliver in a good long while. Really recommend watching or reading the whole thing.

Look at double team in the middle and he "trap" from Brady Russell. These blocks creating the lane for Rashid Shaheed. Amazing play.

It is the correct matchup. You must exorcise all demons to reach the Super Bowl.

3rd and 6, let’s dial up a defensive play call that leaves the first, I don’t know, let’s say like 7 yards, completely vacant

Why’d he do that haha

These playoffs have proven once and for all that the AFC is Pepsi and the NFC is Coke

It’s funny that he can seemingly do that whenever he wants but I guess just usually chooses not to

Stafford with major “I am cold 😡” face. Bears will win.

Seahawks were literally doing looney tunes things on the field last night

I have had too much of a good thing and now other football games are but a hollow facsimile of the thing I like

Instant canon entry to the 49ers misery genre. I will be watching this every year until my death.

Who can bring me the 49ers big hat video. Who among us has it.

The feeling is you discover heroin, have unlimited access to it for 3 or 4 years, it goes away for over a decade (probably for the best, you get married and have a kid and grow your career) and then you trip and fall into a bathtub full of the stuff on January 17, 2026

Things that have really happened this year: Seahawks recover a kickoff for a touchdown Seahawks almost lose to Philip Rivers Panthers end game in victory formation down three scores to the Seahawks Seahawks put in backups with 9 minutes left, up 5 touchdowns, in playoff game against the 49ers

I am CACKLING at that Dracula pose launch into the strip sack, the Seahawks are doing Looney Tunes shit in real life

Like water on a rock. So true.

I’ve just received some fresh data on this, standby while I crunch the numbers

The NFL is going to change a bunch of rules because the Seahawks defense is ruining football for the second time this century

Is someone at Lumen just noodling on an electric guitar during clock stoppages

Kupp so open he had to self-tackle

Crazy that it is pronounced that way without the letter N appearing anywhere

49ers won the toss, deferred, gave up an opening kick return touchdown, then turned the ball over on downs in their own territory after receiving the second half kickoff

49ers are averaging half a field goal per quarter over the last 6 quarters against the Seahawks

The fireworks smoke still hanging in the air during that kick return touchdown is a thing of beauty

Emmanwori saved what would have been a horrible Hail Mary TD

Brady has been pretty fun so far, he is so much better than last season

Kubiak putting Saleh’s guys in hell on that drive

God damn. 3rd and 10, empty, ripping it to your 4th WR who makes a gorgeous hands catch. I liked that so much.

That easy listening muzak version of the Fox NFL theme makes me feel insane

And again on a check down for cheap yards. Shanahan is going to keep picking on that spot.

They’ve gotten Emmanwori abandoning the backside of the play twice now

Amazing punt, glad it bounced sideways because the coverage team had no clue where that ball was

Emmanwori runs with his assignment and that’s a pick six house call. Too bad

Shanahan crashing out and chasing refs and players around the sideline does not seem to be going over well with his team

I can’t feel my face

There are going to be CASUALTIES in this game. The blood, it is bad

Wait til the replacement refs get a load of that one

My two week sense of calm and confidence is COMPLETELY evaporating and my skeleton now feels like it is made of warm Elmer’s glue

Oh my fucking god he looks like he is in agonizing pain

Not watching OT. Need this time to prepare my body for the godforsaken 49ers.

I don’t know that I’ve seen a better tackle in the last like… five years?

Nix has been watching too much Sam Darnold tape

I’m assuming the office tailgaters aren’t more upset with the guy operating a charcoal grill indoors because they are already catastrophically impaired by carbon monoxide poisoning

I like that we now use computers to check forward progress but then the ref is expected to freehand placing the tip of the football 2” from an imaginary line

There’s another Bosa huh. Why is there always more than one guy with these guys

When is the NFL going to evict CBS? The product is so embarrassingly bad. It’s the worst way to experience a football game

Polymarket moved me off the waitlist 10 minutes before the divisional round of the NFL playoffs kicks off, not predatory at all