Everyone buying into that silly Roger Stone conspiracy theory, keep this in mind: Eliminating a Democrat from an overcrowded field helps the Dems coalesce and makes the primary harder for a Republican to win. A GOP plot to derail a Democrat would be done after the primary.

You know, if 2024 Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham and J.D. Vance had listened to 2016 Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham and J.D. Vance, we might not be in this mess right now.

If he could have a massive stroke today.....

Attention app developers: can any of you build an iPhone app that will sound an alert when he dies? If it happens in the middle of the night I want my phone to wake me!

Mark my words: he will, at some point (and probably very soon) say that making a last-minute decision not to commit an act of genocide should get him that Nobel Peace Prize.

This is the part where the abusive husband brings his wife a bouquet of flowers the morning after beating her up.

Breathe a sigh of relief tonight but remember, his disease is degenerative and he's only going to get worse. #25thAmendmentNow

I just want to wake up tomorrow morning knowing I never have to hear his voice, read his insane babble or even think about him ever again.

Nancy Pelosi now calling for Trump to be removed under the 25th. Remember, she tried to get Pence to do it during the attack on 1/6/21 and he refused. She's 86 years old and has more backbone than her successor.

It's not enough, but it's a step in the right direction.

Aaron Judge wears a size 17 shoe. I'll just let you ladies think about that for a minute.

My Easter message:

Neither @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social nor @schumer.senate.gov have posted ANYTHING about what our deranged president has been posting today. They need to be asking for an emergency session. They need to be on the phone with the VP imploring him to invoke the 25th. "Today is a holiday" is no excuse.

By "take," he means steal. He's literally talking about the U.S. becoming pirates.

I just looked it up and my personal non-clinical estimate for him is 28.

Word is that Pam Bondi has been fired. Why? She didn't succeed in killing the Epstein investigation and all of her attempts to prosecute Trump's perceived enemies failed.

This is nuts. The only reason to do this is the cruelty and the racism. It will actively harm the U.S. economy. We're not talking about undocumented migrant workers here. These are legal PERMANENT residents.

Remember, guys, it's (still) easy to order rubber stamps.

Pro tip: Any time Mike Johnson begins a sentence with "Look,..." he's about to lie. That's one of his big tells.

Look what just turned up:

That republicans have consistently taunted AOC for bartending post college, where she double-majored w/ honors in economics & international relations, makes it your patriotic duty to remind them they confirmed a college dropout with a background in plumbing to one of the biggest jobs in the country.

Please sir, accept this highly prestigious award on behalf of our grateful people.

This morning, Melania Trump was accompanied to a White House education event by an AI-powered, humanoid robot. They made for quite the odd couple walking in during their grand entrance. 1/2

This is great news.

Somewhere in Arkansas, a pizzeria is missing a tablecloth.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the very stable genius.

Crushing the Iranian regime by generating a massive economic windfall for the Ayatollah is some serious 3D chess. Chess, which was invented in the land now controlled by the Ayatollah...

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