they have been inflatable halloween decorations up in menards already i’m about to lose it

insane new guy discovered

every world cup cycle

are the roots the new black eyed peas or something. what the fuck was that all about

Truly excellent www.instagram.com/reel/CuHf50z...

[British marriage counselor voice]:

BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇

the worst face in all of world football

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

Denvis

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

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Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

NASA dude in the shades and turnstile shirt let’s go

how it started / how it’s going

One of the very best from Clickhole

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

this guy gotta be fully torqued 24/7 happy for him tbh

i went looking for old tweets in my camera roll and got distracted by this

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

it's her day

/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.

It's 1am what am I doing

[charlie brown high fiving everyone after a funeral] good grief. good grief. good grief.

can i get uhhh girl lunch. but lemme get that big boy style. and with the hoss sauce please

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this. #GodDoesReal

(calmly patting my son on the back) speak on it Whiteboy

thinking about this again youtu.be/IArxakPsPE0?...

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one