i made one

ok so you think that’s a shadow at first until you zoom in and

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Same energy

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

french queer eye is called Homme Improvement

Woke up today to the news

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

when you’re hammer drunk and decide you’re gonna get some chores done before bed

that’s right beg you miserable worm

🎃

the health problems are bad. but the causes? the causes are very good

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

hell yea

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

👨‍🍳💋

bob from oak park, you’re on The Score

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

hell yeah

remember when we drank from the bottle 🍼 and played peekaboo with mommy 🤭 a spoonful of food was airplane ✈️ and we took naps every day 😴 repost if you miss your binky 👶

*deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

bears (excited)

*mournfully* This is a problem on the left (posters on the website 'blue sky') AND the right (the united states federal government)

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

(steve brule voice)

It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this? (It was only the piss) It was only the piss Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff

do you guys ever think about this

we gonna rock down to the n word avenue