*deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

bears (excited)

*mournfully* This is a problem on the left (posters on the website 'blue sky') AND the right (the united states federal government)

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

(steve brule voice)

It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this? (It was only the piss) It was only the piss Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff

do you guys ever think about this

we gonna rock down to the n word avenue

here’s a guy

"MOZZARELLA STICKS FOR EVERYBODY!" 🤣 Cubs broadcasters Boog Sciambi and Jim Deshaies said they would buy mozzarella sticks for an entire bar in Iowa if the Cubs turned a 6-4-3 double play. That is exactly what happened. 😭

good evening

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry

RIP, Joe

this is what the attorney general looks like in a kevin sorbo movie where jesus is a character

This rocks. It looks like a version of Myst that only Bill Maher can play. It looks like Joe Camel's house if Joe Camel was a real guy.

HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY ARGEHHGAGEHRHGAGQHAGGHFUCKINGSHITFUCKFUCKFUCK

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that

college radio station playing viagra boys rn let’s go

here’s just a list of numbers

The Baltimore Sun, Maryland, October 1, 1911

Midnight Snack

sludge

He has refused his Assent to Laws… For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world… For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury… For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences… A Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine

i don’t practice trans sharia i aint got no crystal ball

Stock videos of people eating in reverse

you just know that guy sounded like

everybody good news! i fixed it! the album cover is okay now! we can all like it, it's something everyone can agree on now

Don’t take your eye off the ball. The attack on Iran is meant to distract you from the proposed changes to tax credits for soybean farms

*clap*

Struggling for a way to describe how fast my hotcakes are selling

puppy

he’s doing sludge activities with sludge tendencies

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?