(AP) Punxsutawney Phil has been indicted on 17 counts of wire fraud.

hey guys a computer i was looking at buying just jumped over $100 all of a sudden is this normal

felony would be a beautiful name for a girl

A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS

Just so: they fucked over everyone in this country by deliberately wrecking us all into Boris Johnson and diamond hard Brexit. And now, if the public don’t give them what they want, they will deliberately wreck us all into Farage and fascism. Because they are the only real people who matter.

Whatever happened to the girlfriend of the head of Antifa?

what were you doing outside the wire Pete

They're going to kill anyone who kicks a Border Patrol car tire, but they're not going to go into any states anymore unless they say please?

Historians are going to write about this period of history and go like, "What the fuck?"

@schumer.senate.gov you are one of the all time dumbest guys and biggest marks in political history

6. Weiss presents her mission at CBS as restoring trust by elevating centrist voices, which is accurate enough if we understand "centrist voices" to mean "the type of men likely to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein."

Can confirm. Nothing has changed on the ground. ICE still attacking people, kidnapping, all that stuff—and the city is still out protecting and helping neighbors

Joe Rogan can start a dojo called the JoRo DoJo

New conspiracy theory dropped: Not only is it possible, its likely that Epstein is who fed Clinton the “Pokemon Go to the Polls” in the first place. She used the line slightly 24 hours after this email and was informed by “staffers” about what Pokemon Go was later on the 13th. Epstein did it!

On August 12, 2017, Heather Heyer was killed by a neo-Nazi in Charlottesville. On August 17, 2017, Noam Chomsky told the Washington Examiner that antifa was “a gift to the far right”. In between those dates he met with Jeffrey Epstein in Tuscon.

Given it now seems beyond doubt that the cancel culture/wokeness panic was an all-or-nothing elite defence of - variously - important sex offenders, police impunity, official racism, various forms of hate and bigotry, and actual fascism: is anyone planning to apologise for their personal role in it?

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“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing

congragulations

finding out how many of the world's elite had forum signatures in their work email

illiterate wizard: i cant spell

concerning

Hasan Piker was banned from Twitch yesterday. Today, he livestreams on YT (which he never does) to 95,000 viewers. He peaks closer to 70K on Twitch. He discussed how he's going to get some contingency plans together in case Twitch continues to ban him for speaking out against Zionism/ICE.

Had a "whoopsie" in the feature match area this round for Standard. Dimir Midrange expert Mogged borrowed cards for his deck and had Black Sun's Zenith instead of Day of Black Sun. The players were trying to resolve the spell as printed when they realized it. 😅 #mtg #PTECL

all these rich powerful assholes using epstein as a political cudgel for years while secretly being all “see you this weekend bestie”

yawgmoth would be a beautiful name for a boy

wait so will a trump appointee be defending the government against the lawsuit brought by trump against the government?

it's funny how republicans were so outraged at the idea of a vaccine passport for covid that they've dropped all standards of vaccines and now they're going to provoke the rest of the world into requiring proof of vaccination for measles and smallpox because they don't want our digusting diseases

we should abolish ice. also it's very cold out and there was some ice on the sidewalk and it was slippery when i went to get the mail today. so that's the kind of ice i want to get rid of is what i'm saying

Thank you Kanye. Very cool.

Next year the PlayStation 3 will be older than the NES was when the PS3 launched.

the radical extremist ideology of don lemon

The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished

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former gifted adult

I need a job and I would not take a job working for Bari Weiss. If you are a commentator who cannot see what the play is there, I'm not sure you should be offering commentary.

if the US eventually does have Nuremberg style trials, as will be necessary, will this app just totally ban all discussion of the trials and potential sentences

according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol

father grigori is an animal

makes no sense 🐀

everyone who’s ever called me Farmer is on a list

they shout go into sean hannity's home and arrest sean hannity

now listening to pig destroyer

If I ever see that elf, he's in so much trouble.

uhh. can you hang on a bit, I don't know where to find that and also this computer doesn't have a CD-ROM drive

tom homan is a fat racist pig who talks like he has a mouth full of marbles

water contains at least 70 percent moisture

What a dumbass

I accidentally failed to understand the conceptual underpinning of my entire role and place in the world. Learning now that voting is a kind of “referendum”