Use news, you’ll ooze

i dont vote because i think it would be funny if everyone died

Me: Here is a sunset Bluesky: THERE'S A GOT DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

sorry to add to the discourse but I think the "everyone should have stayed on twitter" mindset is at least partially based on the misapprehension that 1) arguing on the internet is praxis and 2) leftists are obligated to spend their time doing this

Last time I looked up from my phone someone tried to engage me in conversation. Won't be making that mistake again

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

I'm hearing it's the new toilet paper

Incredible

Just converting my account to posting these notifications

my question as always to centrists is, if the leftists are in a bubble and you're not, doesn't that make it even worse that their predictions and analyses have a way better track record than yours

This predates the Bluesky terms of service, so I'm in the clear.

this would make sense if twitter weren't algorithmically twisted to suppress any left wing commentary. it's a real you're fired / i quit situation. i don't care if people stay - i'm still tenuously there myself - but i don't tweet because there's no organic reach anymore.

great post

On the other hand we can send Katy Perry to space. Well not space really but nearby to space, she will act very impressed by it. The important thing is you don’t deserve breaks to piss when you’re supposed to be working.

good morning twitter

I don’t feel any pain at the pump at all. Starting to worry I may have pump leprosy

aerobiz, magazine screenshot, snes (1993) archive.org/details/vide...

Hail to ye, who art in the sacred desert of the west.

this is what I look like if you even care

Did your parents have any children that lived?

millennial anthem

Shy girl who needs to be fed dry corn out of the palm of your hand to earn her trust

Is something afoot or not really

obviously you're not a golfer

hamburger helper or hamburger enabler

Fruit fly the size of a Buick Rendezvous

It's feral thoughts Sunday

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

when bro has a banner representing the historic symbol of the union of socialist soviet republics. that's a red flag

snakeroot doing sponsored content: are your paper towels super absorbent or not really

Shai-Hulud hitpoints: 1000 Trike weapon damage: 5 v1.07

Trump beat Kamala Harris by 1.4 million voters in 2024. Can’t help but think that might have been different if 5.7 million voters had gotten a pay raise

Let’s take it easy on the momosas today ladies.

I need a therapist just to help me through the process of finding a therapist.

Showing him the dance of her people

now listening

Yes, guitar amplifiers exist to satisfy an upper class mindset.

Fellas, is it cringe to blog?

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

no

ME: what is an IV for ROMAN: yes

"this must hit so hard if you're stupid" is one of the best sentences i've ever seen, absolute perfect put-down, jealous i didn't invent it, incredible. it applies to something in my daily life every day. pantheon sentence

"Congratulations! You are now French! Do not resist" The most dangerous 8 words ever uttered