all of this sounds so crazy this late in the game to be thinking of doing now after AI has been available to the public for years

lmao

Accidentally learned too many platypus facts in a short space of time and had to go stand outside for a few minutes to calm down

Do you dress like that on purpose?

Why don't I like you? Maybe it's just disgust at first sight.

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

comedians make too much money

Chat is Christopher Columbus the MLK Jr of Italians???

A little frustrating that bsky moderation prevents us from seeing violence like this

liberals are always confused that the left doesn't do the "rah-rah, root for the home team" stuff like they do. liberals don't understand what it means to actually be savvy enough about politics that you don't have to repeat yourself constantly.

(silently mouthing the words to myself) there are too many protesters abusing their right to protest

Another good time to remind people that “tear gas” is a term of copaganda that police, the military, and its manufacturers use to obscure that it is a dangerous chemical weapon internationally banned for use even in warfare.

I know it’s the most obvious thing in the world but it’s really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it

Fewer people using his bridge

Oh that's a fun one to save for when OpenAI goes under

I will never vote for Noam Chomsky.

Starred Track

fellas, what's stopping you from looking like this

Bang! The sled hit a tree.

grok is on X spreading info doxxing people in case you were wondering how that’s going

📸 Maprangwaan

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

shared a meme with youyou now it’s an usus

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

they did surgery on a grape

workwear guy mentioned

Like it really cannot be overstated how much Bovino is attempting to look the part of an obergruppenführer it’s undeniable.

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism

The eponymous "Simpsons", featuring the titular family of the same name

I’m so scary…

hawaii should secede. perfect opening. what’s hegseth gonna do, send a bunch of unaesthetic ships at them

dumbscrolling

fucking losing it

Massive escalation at the Portland ICE facility. Worst I’ve ever seen. More pepper balls than I can count. Teargas in the middle of crowd. Violent arrests. Some type of either noise or rubber bullet shotgun fired into the air then later aimed at protesters chests/heads at near point blank range.

they don't make smoke alarm dead battery beeping noises obnoxious enough. so many people going about day to day doing zoom calls and making videos with their smoke alarm beeping at them. they should make them like some loud obnoxious thing people can't ignore

Frog looked at Toad's calendar. The November page was still on top.

I hate phones

Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

Headlines from the richest country in the history of countries

If this were the 1920’s everyone would be buying a model T on credit and honking those delightful old timey car horns so at least we’d all be enjoying the old timey car honking

Some of these people have now been fired and rehired TWICE since January. The current state of dysfunction is mind boggling.

One of my weirder contributions to the Internet: in 2014, some friends and I spotted these knock-off Mario hoodies at a local mall and I did some fan art.

Midtown Madness (1999)

The sum of human civilization and existence can be measured by its desire for and appreciation of vinegar. The more vinegar you have the more civilization you are.