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I don’t feel any pain at the pump at all. Starting to worry I may have pump leprosy

aerobiz, magazine screenshot, snes (1993) archive.org/details/vide...

Hail to ye, who art in the sacred desert of the west.

this is what I look like if you even care

Did your parents have any children that lived?

millennial anthem

Shy girl who needs to be fed dry corn out of the palm of your hand to earn her trust

Is something afoot or not really

obviously you're not a golfer

hamburger helper or hamburger enabler

Fruit fly the size of a Buick Rendezvous

It's feral thoughts Sunday

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

when bro has a banner representing the historic symbol of the union of socialist soviet republics. that's a red flag

snakeroot doing sponsored content: are your paper towels super absorbent or not really

Shai-Hulud hitpoints: 1000 Trike weapon damage: 5 v1.07

Trump beat Kamala Harris by 1.4 million voters in 2024. Can’t help but think that might have been different if 5.7 million voters had gotten a pay raise

Let’s take it easy on the momosas today ladies.

I need a therapist just to help me through the process of finding a therapist.

Showing him the dance of her people

now listening

Yes, guitar amplifiers exist to satisfy an upper class mindset.

Fellas, is it cringe to blog?

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

no

ME: what is an IV for ROMAN: yes

"this must hit so hard if you're stupid" is one of the best sentences i've ever seen, absolute perfect put-down, jealous i didn't invent it, incredible. it applies to something in my daily life every day. pantheon sentence

"Congratulations! You are now French! Do not resist" The most dangerous 8 words ever uttered

the chuds will inherit the earth

so my laughter didn’t last long

what&rsqou;s up yall

Data centers bring in ~3 permanent jobs per buildout

You're dead. We killed you!

Can we normalize crisp five-dollar bills?

Look at my opposition leader dawg

picture the slurs a third generation Mexican has for a Honduran migrant. you can’t. their technology is too advanced

We need to hug and kiss Bluesky moderators.

As a wampyr dying is of little concern to me

I’m a growing plant

'Ey Tone, they say there's some kinda, hentai-virus goin' around. What's that? I 'unno, some kinda Chinese...comic books or somethin'. They say three people have died already.

like this post and living waters shall flow over the broken things and mend them and the great work will begin