Me, thinking I'm in a zone: ok, this is fine I can deal with this Me, realizing I'm in a realm: fuck

hamburger helplessness

…because as I learned: History doesn’t repeat itself, but history does have patterns, and those patterns do repeat themselves if we fail to learn from them and refuse to modify our behaviors. You are beyond skilled at laying those patterns bare.

imagining the Lady Of The Lake of Arthurian legend hanging out in Lake Merritt and giving the once and future king of Oakland the Big Cig

We just keep wearing our little shirts and pants and doing our best

i would be a better dragon than i am a person

they're making a summertime version of the song Good King Wenceslas that's about chilling at the beach

also

You wouldn’t du a lipa

millennialize me, cap'n

Strange New Worlds is literally just the DiCaprio pointing meme as a show for bitches who love TOS (& I'm bitches)

a solid 2 lmao

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

Fine Dwarven Air Jordans

Yup. Your job as regular person is not to parse whether particular policies are 'realistic' or 'possible.' You are supposed to actually demand what you need to live a dignified life.

Every guy in a videogame:

Indomie noodles absolutely slap, why did I not try them sooner

blasting ABBA in the HMart parking lot

they should invent a moral arc of the universe that is shorter

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

pagestream 2.1, print ad screenshot, atari st (1991) archive.org/details/atar...

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45173/... Christopher Smart's poem Jubilate Agno, a poem to his cat written while incarcerated in a mental asylum in 1757

Let's goooooooo

speak softly & keep that Thang on you

Can we like reload a save or something?

Bar keeper’s enemy

i remember learning "there is no silver bullet" in my cs classes and it's bleakly hilarious that all tech speculation now is "what if we made a silver bullet? we will add the line 'you are the silver bullet' to claude's code"

Concept: lesbian commune with packs of roving Pomeranians. Science, get on this.

Top 3 solutions to any problem: - Nullify/ignore - Consult the oracle - Embark immediately upon a doomed polar expedition

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

About time.

drunk history kirk vs gorn

Nancy 4/29/26

one must exercise discretion and inner peace when attempting to procure the proper gherkin from its holy vessel

We are meaningfully post scarcity on a technological level in a way that makes the inequality of distribution only more of a crime. We live in a time when every famine and starvation event is purely political.

sorry to bring this back but

oscillating between staying in tech for spite purposes & giving up

me: (explaining ssh to a turtle) turtle: yea, the shell is what makes it secure i already knew that

What a time to be half alive.

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

that amulet's wearing you bro lmao

disco being objectively the best genre is confirmed by how many album covers absolutely whip

Aries: Bam Margera Taurus: Johnny Knoxville Gemini: Spike Jonze Cancer: Steve-O Leo: Ryan Dunn Virgo: Chris Pontius Libra: Wee Man Scorpio: Ehren Sagittarius: Dave England Capricorn: Preston Lacy Aquarius: Jeff Tremaine Pisces: Lance Bangs

a meet cute but it’s just a giant meteor, taking us all out

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Steam achievements are getting weirdly accurate