people have got to let go of the idea that writing is magic and/or a fierce and urgent calling lol. sometimes it’s for conveying important things. sometimes it’s for saying that horse is beautiful and if i was a horse i’d want to fuck that horse

It's estimated that there will be tens of thousands attendees at the No Kings Protest on Saturday around Southern California, and it's important to protect your community by reviewing your rights and being prepared in case violence breaks out. Full guide: lataco.com/protest-prep By Sheryl Turner

Here's someone else playing my arrangement of the theme from RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. I can't stress enough how much this is better than my own recording. If u only have 3 minutes to live + want to hear the RAIDERS MARCH played on low brass, listen to this recording. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7d-...

the shit you are talking about is boring stop doing that

The greatest Halloween post in the history of microblogging websites or certainly the greatest of the last 100 years

I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle

Whoa look who’s starting Game 4 for the Jays tonight

Veterans: we need you in this historical moment. Join me and other vets as we form a contingent for the No Kings march this Saturday. We have a special role to play in stopping the slide into authoritarianism. Hope to see you at Friendship Circle by the Steel Bridge at 11:30 am.

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The Illinois map that has every district starting in Chicago and the spanning the state is the dream

PSA

parenthood seems horrifying... I once saw a baby that looked like Toby Jones, and there was nothing anyone could do...

rosemary gonna bring the pain

Re-upping this question to see if anyone knows what happened with Krang T Nelson.

At a local No Kings rally near Innsmouth, Massachusetts, *every* protester showed up in an inflatable frog costume. They must be from a different supplier than the Portland frog's costume, though. Bystanders describe the costumes as more like fish-frogs, "batrachian," with an odd, loping gait.

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Evergreen post.

hey kids, feeling really low so if you could send me pics of your social security cards that’d be great

Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet

Hello, it is me, Technology Broseph. I will now dictate what the future of humanity looks like. My qualifications are that I once tripped balls with a billionaire who then funded my abstract eternal life research venture Anyway, first thing we gotta do is install cameras in everyone's assholes

it's true

I like to imagine Daniel Plainview in other movies. Like imagine him in the prestige. He’d have no patience for those magicians and their superstitions

Every punk band got that one bassist who looks like the first zombie in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

The Criminal

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

I’m so sorry but this is what i think of every time i see people with labubus and shit hanging from their bags

Fuck this fucking crazy state! Ahhhhhhhh! BTW, NO KINGS in Houston is collecting books to DONATE to libraries, so bring some books out Saturday!

If you're going to a No Kings march instead of a witty sign that might elicit a chuckle maybe you could just carry an American flag

Federal workers can get free lunch items at some of José Andrés' popular D.C. restaurants. nbc4dc.com/j9f1c0P

NO KINGS, y'all! October 18! Find a rally near you and GO! nokings.org

Happy Columbo’s Day

alas poor yorick. we were bsky moots, horatio. a fellow of infinite bangers, of most excellent posts. his hath borne me with his reskeet a thousand times. and now how abhorred on my skyline!

I'm hoping to avoid bots. I think I have a good starting point to talk to some people.

If you work at a hotel, restaurant, or convenience store frequented by ICE agents in the Chicago area, I want to hear from you.

riding in the car when my son (3.5) said “i have something silly to tell you. roll up the windows so nobody hears” and then he told us a clown is coming to our house. to live with us forever

No other film ending has ever gone this hard. Every time this rolls up on-screen I immediately think, “Damn right I have.”

My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

If you’re an ICE agent (or someone familiar with their upcoming raids) who wants to talk, especially about Broadview, I am mandawritesthings at proton dot me.

for active military or if you know someone in the military: “The Orders Project is a non-partisan program created by the National Institute for Military Justice to assist military personnel in understanding their options when faced with orders they believe may not be legal.” www.nimj.org/top.html#/

Seated at the best theater in Houston (the Museum of Fine Arts). Expecting something wholesome.

IT'S TIME TO TAKE BACK SCIENCE FIGHT FOR SCIENCE RALLY ✊🌏 ⏰ WHEN: October 17th, 2025 📍WHERE: 200 Independence Ave SW, Washington DC! RSVP IRL: act.standupforscience.net/events/rally... @standupforscience.bsky.social #impeachTheQuack #GetOutTheVought #StandUpForScience

Dracula’s the name of the scientist

The universe is finished; the copestone is on, and the chips were carted off a million years ago.