Just so we are clear. There is nothing wrong with being trans or autistic. Don't give an inch on that

It's why I always ask for a grande instead of a venti when I get my shots

Free Thomas and Friends model with proof of purchase of three (3) bottles of Tylenol

Shinji, get in the kitchen or Rei is going to have to do it instead

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Kids Today don't know how computers work. You even have to start with explaining how folders work when you first teach a new college programming class. I didn't need that explained to me when I was an adult.

Uranium

Remember: wipes go in the toilet, batteries into your local waterway, and engine oil directly into the ground

some of y’all have internalized biphobia against sapphic adult Bluey fans who look like they were born with more skin on their head than their skull can handle and it shows 🚽

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

www.tumblr.com/wormzone/709... slogging through all of Skinamarink was worth it just so this could exist and every time I see it it just gets better

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

woah, there really is a huge difference between cheap vermouth and the slightly more expensive kind

jw 28 inches -- i mean years later

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

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there is already a way to extend life and youth indefinitely 1. Be a stored-grain dermestid beetle larva (say, Trogoderma) 2. Every time food gets scarce, moult backwards into a previous instar 3. Proceed to grow as usual 4. Repeat step 2

just so tired all the time

heheh poopy anus en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pupienus

D then G and it's not even close. D has Sicilian, Greek, Lebanese, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese, and Australian cuisines.

I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he ...

someone should mod myhouse.wad to include the SomethingAwful Doom Bathroom

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This is the equivalent of Jesus on a toast for developmental biologists 🧪

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

I imagine nymphalid butterflies are the easiest leps to make into furries, because they only have 4 legs (the other 2 are vestigial) 📷 Antonia Monteiro

Insectember day 15: papilio agenor Common name: Great mormon butterfly Theres so many regional variants of these guys :D 🎨 #insectember2025 #anthro #bugart

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my credit score decreased because ... i paid off my hospital bills? what?

Age verification? I watched this when it first came out (on rathergood, not YouTube)

"we traveled to the remote monastery where this specialty cheese is created to interview the monks that hold the secret to its unique woody flavor"

I know that people who make science related content need illustrators but I don’t know how to find those people

I would love an opportunity to do work in science or biology so much. I want to make science illustrations

somehow my local college's football team is worse than the Razorbacks

why am i weirdly excited about the new pokemon/ animal crossing game where your MC is a gooey Ditto girl?

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Sitting here with a blank expression of both incredulity and concern, wondering if what used to be a tongue-in-cheek flirtation meme is about to be forever co-opted as a political talking point and used as justification for a brand new era of targeted harassment towards furries

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well I just found out the local cocktail bar closes at, uh, 10 PM on Fridays

I hate that this is the timeline where, 40 years from now, history professors will solemnly put on a recording of that senzawa Bolgy Wolgy animation for the introduction to their lecture on American Political Violence In The 2020s.

the post-credits scene in the super mario galaxy movie is the "you can now play as luigi" popup and then they play the whole movie again but with luigi in mario's place

wow, i had a copy of this when I was a kid! i think it's still at my parents' somewhere