Oh man

Now seated for the Regal Month of Masterpieces™® screening of Lawrence of Arabia. I've never seen this so I'm pretty excited. I don't mind a long movie, but I barely slept last night so the run time is honestly a little intimidating. I got peanut butter M&M's to keep me energized. #Filmsky 📽️

There has never been a more appropriate time to say "pump it directly into my veins"

Oops! All Battles

The closest thing to a "Medbed" that the American health care system will ever offer you (and you still gotta pay for it)

If you relax your eyes and stare at me for awhile, you'll suddenly recognize what a handsome hunk I am. (It might take awhile. Pack a lunch)

I'm to the point in AI: The Somnium Files: Nirvana Initiative where they start explaining all the ridiculous twists and turns, and I at least appreciate that they directly acknowledge the effect this has on the audience

I've wasted too much of today cleaning my kitchen and bathroom. Time to stop fucking around and play some video games

What was I just saying?

If you need me, I'll be filling up my fourth plate at the all-you-can-battle buffet

Some big personal news: Just fought the titular Hades for the first time (in Hades 1, I'm a little behind) and I was thoroughly humbled. I made it there though!

Can't remember the last time I felt so genuinely reinvigorated after watching a movie

Sean Penn in One Battle After Another

Phenomenal

Now seated for One Battle After Another #Filmsky 📽️

I absolutely demolished today's errands so this calls for celebratory carnitas

Tonight I'm going to go see One Battle After Another (2hr 50m) and then on Sunday I'm going to a screening of Lawrence of Arabia (3h 47m).

Happy #FenechFriday everyone ✌🏻🖤😚

I brought my own book to the cafe, but they have the junior novelization of The Boss Baby on their shelf so maybe I should just read that instead

They feed us poison so that we buy their cures

My favorite part of this movie is Pepi's terrible idea for dolls. Somebody should take this concept to those Shark Tank people #Filmsky 📽️

Fuck, this sucks. I just found out that there are people on the internet who like different movies than me. I'm so mad that I'm shaking. Those fools. Those SHITHEADS.

My gaming backlog is a goddamn mess. I need to actually finish something soon before I truly lose myself to Trails in the Sky (not to mention Hades 2)

I suppose all the snobs that complained about the baby Yoda movie are going to piss and moan about the new Avatar logo too 🙄

I'm currently suffering through a 6am conference call. Who schedules a conference call for 6am? Do they hate me?

Justifying one more Hades run before bed by thinking "Well, maybe I'll suck this time and it won't take very long"

Nothing but top tier video games on my Switch startup screen (also Turok 3 trying to weasel its way in there. Nice try, Turok 3!)

I do not give a single shit if I can see Wolverine's pores, I just want fun video games that don't take 12 years to make and require blood sacrifices from the people who make them

Why are there so many songs about standpipes?

I wonder if all the shelving and displays are sorted out in little color coded piles on the floor

You're not going to believe this, but Casablanca is very good

Now seated for the Regal Month of Masterpieces™® screening of Casablanca. I've somehow never seen this, so now when people say "Here's looking at you, kid" I'll be like "Hey, I know what movie that's from!" #Filmsky 🎥

"I. Love. To. Touch. Their. Sweet. Labubu!" - Brad

One of my coworkers finds it amusing to squeal "Brad, stop touching my Labubu!" and it was funny at first but I'd like her to stop before HR hears her and we have to have the dumbest conversation in history

"These American movies are too smutty. Let's see what the Italians are up to"

Saying sex scenes are "unnecessary" or "don't add anything" feels more like a misunderstanding of art itself to me. It's not necessarily that young people are embracing puritanism. These things happen when art is treated like a commodity to be efficiently consumed.

Zoomers think the title of this movie is a Content Warning

Hilarious how retail "loss prevention" functions as a scam similar to actual police. These companies will make cuts from ANYTHING other than this stuff. The store I work at has a very limited supply budget for everything but security. LP gets a blank check, but God forbid we need first aid supplies

Ugh, Jesus keeps trying to get everyone to play really elaborate tabletop board games with him. I'm sorry dude, I'm not getting into Gloomhaven. Eternity just isn't enough time.

!!!

Good morning everyone. Looks like I got raptured 😇. Heaven is cool so far. It's been overhyped a bit, but keep reasonable expectations and I think you'll have a good time. God seems nice. Sorry you didn't make the cut, but at least you have the carnal pleasure of the flesh (already miss those)

Guess who's already in the middle of three different video games but started playing Hades again I never actually finished this game on account of how I'm a weak baby. Really enjoyed it though

God is super picky, so even if the rapture happens tomorrow, only about a dozen or so people will actually make the cut. The news won't even report it for what it is, they'll just be all "Popular song parodist "Weird Al" Yankovic has mysteriously disappeared from his home"

I didn't work hard today at all and Munchie didn't do shit. Munchie is just another scare tactic cooked up by corporate America to maintain the status quo. DON'T FALL FOR IT.

This is a pretty undignified portrayal of monsters. Do some monsters poop candy? Sure, probably, but products like this reinforce so many negative stereotypes. #NotAllMonsters #PoopCandy

"I was on my knees when you knocked me down" is like an instant "Make Brad Cry" line if you ever need to emotionally incapacitate me in a hurry

I have never once in my life watched Jimmy Kimmel on purpose, but a week after cancelling Disney+/Hulu (still have a couple weeks left) the app is all "Hey, you should check this guy out maybe?" Never noticed this being recommended to me before this

I'm perfectly fine keeping my Tron Ares experience limited to staring at Greta Lee's Calvin Klein photoshoot while listening to Nine Inch Nails

"Temptation In Your Eyes"