Do old guys at the gym strategize in advance over how they can spend the maximum amount of time completely butt ass naked in the locker room? What is going on with that?

It's Last Four Friday and I feel wrong looking at that RON2 rating because I enjoyed the first one so much, but that's how it goes sometimes. Most people seem to like it just fine so maybe I'll revisit it some day. (I will not be revisiting Chernobyl Diaries) #Filmsky 📽️

The leader of the men's church group that meets at this coffee shop is talking about the astronauts and how God calls upon us to explore the glory of his creation. Then another guy at the table pipes up and says "Yeah, plus we need to get the moon before other countries because there's gold there"

What a stinker. The only thing interesting about Chernobyl Diaries is that it's on one of those very translucent Blu-ray discs. I've seen these before but I feel this one is even more see-through than usual. The movie still played just fine though (unfortunately) #Filmsky 📽️

Now watching Chernobyl Diaries (2012) #Filmsky 📽️

Just survived one of the most annoying work weeks I've had in quite some time. I ain't doing shit for the rest of the day

What kind of pervert is logging an episode of Stranger Things on Letterboxd? I wrinkle my nose at the concept the same way I would if I saw somebody eating a slice of pizza with a fork

Unexpectedly, I enjoyed They Will Kill You significantly more than Ready or Not 2. That movie also has a few issues, but it handles its estranged sister storyline with much more emotional honesty than Ready Or Not does. It takes a more adventurous approach to its action sequences as well.

Ready or Not 2 is a sometimes fun but unnecessary sequel that lacks the novelty of the original. The cast is strong, but most of the characters are half baked, and it doesn't reach beyond the already simplistic social commentary of the original. Weaving is still great though #Filmsky 📽️

It's weird how sometimes a famous person will just exist entirely outside your experience. Like I don't think I've ever seen anything with Joel McHale in it and I have no concept of what his deal is. Maybe I'd enjoy his work but I guess I'll never know

I have mixed feelings about this one. Gotta let it percolate on the back burner of my mind for a bit

Now seated for a double feature of Melania and The AI Doc. APRIL FOOLS! I'm actually seeing Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. You see what I did there? I told you something false and then revealed my ruse. Hope I didn't warp your sense of reality too much with my impish japes 😎 #Filmsky 📽️

Pulled off a killer April Fools prank this morning. I replaced my coworker's coffee with the Lament Configuration 😈

This was actually pretty solid even if I don't think the Vice documentary framing completely worked. This isn't Ti West's strongest work, but I still don't understand why he has so many enthusiastic haters. He's generally pretty good? #Filmsky 📽️

Now watching The Sacrament (2013). I'm not a Ti West hater like some people, but he's pretty inconsistent and I don't know much about this one. That "Eli Roth presents" doesn't necessarily inspire confidence, but it's not the movie's fault if the world's biggest hack slaps his name on it #Filmsky 📽️

A couple years back I picked up a huge stack of movies from a flea market for a buck or two apiece. At that price I bought indiscriminately and ended up with some great movies, as well as some real stinkers. I have just 6 left to watch and I saved the "best" for last. Where should I start?

This post is ILLEGAL because I'm posting while driving. There's a train SLOWLY lurching across my path and I might be stuck here forever. I hope Johnny Law doesn't see this post and arrest me for theoretical vehicular manslaughter

Caught these guys conspiring with one another about what kind of hijinx and mischief they could inflict on their wealthy uncle

I hate to Yuck anybody's Yum, but your Yum fucking sucks, dude. The yuckiest Yum I've ever seen. I don't usually believe in Yum-shaming, but if I have to hear about your Yum again I'm gonna barf

Hey everyone, check out this AI rendering of my future presidential library. It's definitely going to look exactly like this.

Oh hell yes, this is playing at the theater by the place with the good tacos

Hear me out: A Rope remake starring Glenn Howerton and Tim Robinson as the killers

"Welcome to our party!" Mrs. Wilson: "Why the fuck would you put the food on that chest? That's so fucked up!" Rupert: "Really Brandon? Serving food on a chest instead of the table? Have you become deranged? Are you having a Menty B?"

Now rewatching Rope (1948) #Filmsky 📽️

A sequel to A Complete Unknown where it's two hours of Timothée Chalamet in heavy old age makeup getting five dollars every time he asks ChatGPT stuff like "What if Chuck Norris wrote a letter to Johnny Carson?"

Kojima sings the theme from Tenebre

The Bob Dylan Patreon thing is the most confusing thing he's done since he put on that blonde wig for the Must Be Santa music video

My boss keeps giving me more "top priorities" to take care of so I explained to her that I can't possibly do all this in one day and that I need to know which of these top priorities is actually the top priority. She looked at me like I was the biggest doofus on earth and said "all of them"

It is scientifically impossible to achieve a level of hotness greater than "Pam Grier smoking in a mall"

Now rewatching Jackie Brown, my personal favorite film from popular Israeli director, Quentin Tarantino #Filmsky 📽️

This is a very common anxiety in long term relationships, which is why I plan on integrating "I promise not to replace you with a prettier woman who doesn't smell" into my wedding vows someday

i bet pickled biollante would hit hard as hell on a street taco

Big Whoop from Monkey Island 2 was controversial but I LOVED this stuff as a kid. It doesn't abandon the silly comedy of the rest of the game but it suddenly gets so abstract and somewhat sad. I was just a child, but I had never seen a game (let alone a comedy) take a swing like this

My favorite parts of The Cell are whenever it looks like they're inside of a Blingee

Many people like to say "Happy Easter" but my sense of humor is just a little bit twisted 😏 so I say "Hoppy" Easter instead on account of the holiday's association with rabbits 😎🐰

Now watching The Cell #Filmsky 📽️

Forbidden Fruits is like if the Mean Girls were a coven of mall witches. Can definitely see this one generating a cult following. I thought it was pretty darn fun #Filmsky 📽️

Now seated for Forbidden Fruits #Filmsky 📽️

I got free Disney Plus through my job so I guess I'm going to continue my glacially paced journey through their animated features. Next up is Mulan (1998). This era of Disney was entirely off my radar so this one is completely new to me #Filmsky 📽️

Had flashbacks to Tusk when I realized this was about podcasters, but Undertone is actually pretty good

Now seated for Undertone. Wasn't planning on seeing anything today but the bookstore didn't have what I was looking for so I instinctually walked to the theater to see a horror movie at 11:00am #filmsky 📽️

I see people post on Bluesky like this sometimes and it's never convincing

I was so energized by this delightful movie that I got up the second it ended and went to the gym #Filmsky 📽️

Now rewatching Burn After Reading. Had a great time revisiting Lebowski the other day so it's time for another Coen comedy #Filmsky 📽️

The Mario deodorant costs $1.50 more than all the other Old Spice varieties because it is only for elite alpha males who want to smell like fruity pebbles and medicine

They Will Kill You was such an unexpected crowd pleaser. There are individual moments that don't quite work, and it's always clear exactly where they're drawing inspiration from, but ultimately this was a ton of fun and Zazie Beetz is perfect for something like this #Filmsky 📽️

Zazie Beetz deserves more starring roles