This is a bio pic of a UFO-ologist.

This is what they make the American guy look like in anime

Like how people on here root for whatever country they think is less evil during the World Cup I always pull for the country with the most beautiful women. I think Gardevoir Island is going all the way this year

im glad you guys are so committed to showing me matt taibbi’s horrible twitter posts. otherwise i might never get to see them. ‘get’ to see them

A ton of left-ish folks seem to have the exact same model given how many people say “feeling hopeless is reactionary” then have meltdowns when you ask them about what we should feel hopeful about. Which is nuts because “the problem is your feelings about the problem” is essentially Stancilism.

Exactly. Exactly the guy Platner appeals to

Get Eve Casanas on the phone right now!!

It’s not weed it’s a weighted vest for my mind

millennials don’t realize the potential dangers of their intense group nostalgia

The Hunt for Gollum should end in a similar but much worse way to Sinners with Gollum walking around modern American wearing an Ed Hardy shirt going that’s rightssess they still haven’t foundses me and then just hard smash into a song by Post Malone

That Wil Wheaton guy is fucking irredeemable, he belongs behind a block.

Club Penguin probably. Or a chatroom game where one person had to draw something and the rest of the us would guess what it was.

they should invent a college that doesnt make you feel like a prey animal being cornered in the woods

If you self-identify as a sapiosexual I’m stealing some shit out of your house

sweet tea - black tea with large quantities of sugar - tastes fucking horrible (even worse is artificially sweetened sweet tea, one particular brand of which I count as the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth)

Mr. President, I'm afraid we are not "kitten" you. China has launched the nukes.

I guess meter is Hamas

We can’t let chuds have martial arts

ME: It's okay for me to be smoking weed because I don't have any kids. PLUG: Why do you always buckle up in here dude. We're never gonna move nowhere

This album is some of my favorite warm weather music

My brother is a huge Knicks fan so I’m glad he’s not gonna be in a bad mood when I go see my niece later

And then the people who will always find some way to declare even the best behaved and anodyne opposition to genocide, transphobia or inequality will then scream with infinite venom about the left's "purity tests".

This demand for perfection from opponents of horrific things, in this case genocide, to behave perfectly is that the powerful have very deliberately worked to make behaving perfectly completely ineffective. The scope for action of genocide opponents is severely constrained in the UK and USA.

Ole Miss who??

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

The way they talk about getting some in 50s and 60s music you would think pussy just dropped

Building just lost power and it’s gonna be 92 degrees lfg

my mom was the original killdozer

inviting a bunch of people i blocked into fuck you chat

White people have to stop making black Air Forces jokes

Even if you're not attracted to men, I highly recommend doing a three year apprenticeship position as a gay guy before transitioning so you can learn how to sing and dress yourself.

He’s right, it’s intrinsically American because UFC fighters are some of the worst exploited pro athletes in sports. The UFC has so few rising American fighters because they can’t survive on what they’re being paid. Heavyweight esp has gone from the most exciting division to mostly ass bc of this

incredible to see 00s fashion back in full force. seeing clothes that never looked good on me also failing to look good on the kids of today. the circle of life really does move us all huh

Sure is crazy this guy is now decrying "anti white male bigotry"

we need protein AND fiber

i should warn you, my desires are,,,, extremely conventional

Every day is another opportunity to convince yourself you can drink a huge cup of coffee as an ADHD person and not conk the fuck out like you've been drugged, you can opt out of consequences if you decide they're not real hard enough

join us as we sit down with elon musk where we will not even casually infer he is a nazi OR gently challenge his most pie in the sky bullshit about space, because our entire economy is propped up by a bullshit fantasy and if we look down for one second we will fall Wile E Coyote style

This mf likes drinking milk with shit in it

amazing to watch a bunch of nerds online become radicalized against the police over some legos

This would’ve done numbers on 2022 Twitter.

How about you Switch 2 reading the Holy Bible

hey its actually a gigantic problem that 1 of the 2 major political parties in this country are consistently claiming any election they dont win has been “stolen” or “rigged”

the democrats want to watch this country burn, they're all juiced in on the same stocks as the republicans. it's us vs them and if you haven't caught on to that yet you're pretty far behind.

It is possible for 1. you to be justifiably livid, furious, frustrated, all the time, considering the state of things 2. it to be very unpleasant to be around someone who's mostly angry all the time To be two true statements at the same time

when i see a milf letting her gray roots grow out i feel like ive been visited upon by an angel

Chased a bunch of children around a playground today. Legally. As a professional

what if It Happens at the knicks game

Nobody wants to work anymore!

Referring to children as “littles” sends a chill down my spine