Thank you Guillermo I needed to hear that

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HkAI... This is so sick

ok like wrt like "leftists have a messaging problem leftists need to be nicer" it's like at some point what the fuck am i supposed to do for you bitch. you're a 37 year old college educated woman scared of mexicans and transexuals so bad u wanna kill them what am i supposed to say to you girlie pop

i have decided i am in the mood to kick up some low stakes drama. and here it is. you people would collapse to your knees weeping if you knew how many fashionable restaurants use those pre peeled garlic cloves you hate so much

I have tattoos, a mustache, and am bald, but I draw the fucking line at wearing a tiny ass beanie

using the microplastics in my balls to encapsulate and neutralize the lead in my smoothie

Me playing Silksong

Cool app, definitely worth 500 billion dollars!

What a fucking loss

one of the realest tributes to Prince anybody did after he died. Somebody major needs to get on TV and do for “The Charade” what D’Angelo did here youtu.be/FeV7A6VWjL8?...

Wow. D’Angelo. Fuck

People who side with the monsters who do this are monsters themselves

After watching Superman I can’t stop saying “I’m goddamn Mr. Terrific.”

If I had one wish it would be to make Kewpie mayo zero calories and 12g of protein per serving. If not that then ending capitalism or something boring idk

Kid Cudi putting out a few stinkers was a formative experience for me

These people are playing in our faces

stop helping CEOs make themselves into microcelebrities and/or thought leaders

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damn i think maybe the person jack dorsey hand picked might sort of suck in the same ways as jack dorsey

This makes me so fucking happy. Mychal deserves this

Loser shit

The worst thing you can do for customer approval in the service industry is to throw your fellow workers under the bus. Absolute bitch move

if you're still using the term "tankie" derisively and unironically while literal nazis rule the country, i need you to understand that consciously or not you have chosen sides and i need you to change your mind like immediately

This in the end is what your whole male loneliness discourse leads to.

Okay if Harris is deploying this line then right is correct about her and she’s too dumb to hold office.

I’m glad that we’re all in agreement that D’Angelo’s “Untitled” is the best one. Sorry to Eddie Vedding or whatever

[at your friend's funeral who just lost her husband] I got mines!

Your husband’s burning lady

im just so frustrated by how wrong everything is all the time

How do Lace and the Fourth Chorus exist as bosses alongside the Savage fucking Beastfly?? Fuck that stupid big ass bug.

I fucking love fighting the scissor dudes in Silksong

I told my co workers I wanted to start smoking cigarettes so I could sing like Anderson .Paak and they weren’t enthusiastic

Fuck this idiot

Whitney is friends with several comedians who were outed as sexual predators, so technically she’s pro-child trauma

Charlie Kirk referred to Aaron Bushnell as "Colonel Crispy" when covering the story of his suicide in protest but you have to be very respectful about Charlie Kirk's death for some reason.

Yelling at my boss is almost as good as being paid a living wage

I spent 45 minutes with silksong and these are my first impressions: is this real? Events appear to transpire beyond some sort of barrier or screen I cannot influence aside from pressing buttons on my "side" of the dividing medium, but if these bugs are really doing all that it should be on the news

Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"

Maybe the real Silksong was the friends we made along the way?

Dogtism. Is this something

I will never call nutritional yeast “nooch”

If you publish a headline saying they're federalizing DC police to address crime, you are going to Hell. I really don't know what else to tell you fuckers.

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