Why is this Nancy comic so weird 😭😭😭

Titties Andronicus. Is this something

I will vote for any candidate who agrees to mandate selling face lotions with 30% more volume to accommodate those of us in the bald community whose face skin now technically extends all the way up

Calling a trans woman illiterate for saying Abolish ICE, blocking her, & then 12 days later adopting the same political position she was advocating for is a fascinating decision.

When you accept that a million can die just so you can go to brunch again, and then you accept that an entire nation is composed of terrorists because it's politically inconvenient for you to think about, then you have to accept that you can be called a terrorist the same way.

This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit. It's all white supremacy and greed.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

if they’ll shoot an ICU nurse point blank what’s happening inside the detention centers

Fetterman next stroke when

This idiot is going to vote to fund ICE next week

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

the failure of democratic leadership to fight back against this tyranny is wholly disqualifying. jeffries refusing to whip votes against ice funding is effectively a tacit approval of the street executions of americans by an unaccountable federal paramilitary. I dunno, man. they’ve abandoned us

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

last night a bunch of libs got big mad at me for saying that it was wrong for a detained first responder to save an ice agent’s life. this morning an ice agent executed someone

Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution

The animating feature of liberals

I’m sorry but as someone who has a book and a PhD on this exact thing, this is just straight up not true. The majority of Nazis discovered living abroad (particularly in the US, Australia, and UK) faced almost no legal consequences beyond the occasional loss of citizenship.

Our govt is making state-sponsored snuff films for the pedophile president and his fans, and the “opposition party” is trying desperately to bury this in a graveyard of norms because they know they fall somewhere between complicit and indifferent

Looking positively chartreuse today sir

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

Biden had kids, infants, appearing in immigration court with no lawyers, no parents, and no hope of being treated like a human being. No one wanted to hear about it, let alone try to stop it while a Democrat was in the White House. ICE is a bipartisan monster for the last 25 years, not just now.

It’s all “Reddit is a good resource for information provided by actual humans!” until you need to find out how to clean a cast iron skillet

“try voting, kids” as literal kids are being disappeared into vans. old fucks with their readers digest brain looking to drop sassy one liners

Today on the highway I drove past a white panel van with two Gadsen rattlesnake stickers on the back door. In the middle of them was a larger sticker which read “SAY HER NAME: RENEE NICOLE GOOD”

i'm from the european country with a spotless history which does not benefit in any way from american imperialism and definitely doesn't help supply the US military and support their operations, so i get to act smug at american citizens i think. boo, american citizens, boo

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On January 21st, 2026, famous pedophile, Donald J. Trump, my friend, died. He fucking died.

The British calling pickups on a guitar “front” and “back” instead of neck and bridge is so strange to me. Front and back relative to what? What makes the neck pickup the “front” as opposed to the bridge?

Use in-app browser? Why the hell would I ever do that. Are you out of your mind?

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An important concept to ordinary Americans is the "lack of specialness." You aren't special. No one gets to be special. And if you think you're special you're wrong, and a piece of shit. Very wealthy and powerful people, though, are very, very special, and deserve your respect and deference.

Man, people continue to show love to the Batman: The Animated Series title cards below. Here - have four more!

The Lady Emily videos on Channel Awesome are some of the best content on youtube

Bari Weiss sticking her fat head in a vice for these demented psychopaths👍

I rewatched Ratatouille for a French film class the other week and it is such a goddamn delight. So funny. Skinner’s line about the rat stealing his documents is still making me laugh.

You can give Stancil credit without forgiving him on behalf of all the women he’s harassed on here. It’s possible

We're seeing how useful it would have been to have tried "we are this, we want to change it" rather than "nuh uh, we're not and never have been this, and just to prove it we're going to double fund the stuff you're calling this, just to show how not this it is."

Les Edwards, UK poster art for The Thing, 1982

Reporting for duty

attempting to turn stancil into a hero is one of the worst bluesky trends I’ve ever encountered

Riffing on this a bit, the biggest most fundamental failing of the Democrat establishment is that they agree with Republicans on the narrative framing of issues. They agree that illegal immigration is destroying the country, that trans women are men, etc. They just think we should be nicer.

If any deluded wine moms wanna commit some deadly crimes together DM me 🙈🥵😫 Haha jk 😅 Unless..?🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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call me María Machado because I’m celebrating troop dispositions pointed at my own country