Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Cinema Sin #3492: the wife wasn’t actually miniature in real life, but was an illusion created by Hollywood magic

One of the very best from Clickhole

I love dr santos because she's an cynical adhd demon whose calling in life is to radiate hate and darken the world which is honestly so inspirational

Future Data, with the emotion chip, replaying every memory with perfect clarity:

Working on Blizzard or Warhammer games must be so cool. Need a bad guy? No problem, just name him Evilius Maleficon. A good guy? Benevolar Faithshield. Oh a guy’s blood themed? How’s Sanguinax Redvein. French character? You know her name is Amelie LaCroix

peter thiel to the wettest people in the world: and that's why strong bad is more of an antichrist figure, while homestar is more christlike, with his propeller hat, threatening to cut up his forehead like the crown of thorns. teen girl squad is, obviously, the antichrist's disciples,

oh thank god they're step-siblings! it would have been so much weirder for her to vore him if they were blood-related

This is NOT what I signed up for

Doctors love to play golf because it's like making the earth take pills

When we take a trip to the moon it inspires a collective wonder. We all imagine: What if we died in the vacuum of space? Could be pretty cool.

the Pitt………

thank god i found it again

Mehdi Tabatabai has a Substack where he denies that the United States is bombing Iran

The Spooky Girl From The Ring’s Well Lurking Time Is Almost 17 Hours a Day.

One million percent. Access junkies that don't understand technology AT ALL were easily snowed by hucksters. Silicon Valley used to make cool shit but once "the internet" blew up, big papers and pubs hired dopes who could write flowery sentences but didn't know jack shit to cover the scene

Somebody needs to do a deep dive into the tech press’s central role in hurling us all into a nightmare world. So much of their approach to that project has consisted of them shamelessly tonguing obvious crackpots and charlatans.

This is a message I never expected to or wanted to share. My partner @joehunter.bsky.social is currently in the hospital with a severe case of pneumonia, and while he is slowly on the mend, that time means a lot of money his family could use help with. Anything you can offer is deeply appreciated.

I am hung over *remembering English class* I am hanged over

Already annoyed that American Airlines put me on a bus instead of a puddle jumper, I audibly groan when the driver walks on and its fucking Ms Frizzle again and I start texting clients, "may be late. About to get stuck in Carlos's aorta."

i would like you to acknowledge the people who point out he likes chili dogs because if "liking chili dogs" isn't a notable personality trait i may be in trouble

I will never apologize for a post

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

Sam Altman lowest net worth in human history challenge

I’m at ICE HQ

A five year old Hidetaka Miyazaki saw this and realized it was going to be his whole deal

Baldur’s Gate 3 party member if they were in real life

Do you think anyone met and fell in love in the metaverse?

every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

Wikipedia's birthday logo overhwhelms me with an unbearable motherly instinct. Baby Globe i would do anything for you. i wouldn't dream of disabling you

I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!

What is she thinking?

getting a grammerly note from AI Lovecraft that says “your horror has potential but it could use more tension—have you considered calling the antagonist a racial slur?”

Here’s a clip of me explaining why I think it’s easier to understand MAGA as a hate movement, rather than an ideology, from our latest main feed episode.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

a census bitch was trying to measure my game so I straight up devoured his got damned liver with slim jims and an ice bucket full of Budweiserses

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

FOX HOST: The strait's right there! Go through it! OIL TANKER CAPTAIN: I can't Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He won't do it!

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me Dave: ya dont worry Steve: which pic did u use Mark: dont worry about it