FUCKING DICTATION

Re-watching the episode now and I’m struck by how the opening theme is just a spooky horny version of “A Little Bit Alexis” from SCHITT‘S CREEK

Watched first episode of THE VAMPIRE LESTAT and oh my God really sticking with that part of the story, huh

Greetings from a nursing home in Cleveland I guess

So… A persona game

currently:

So we’re keeping up the whole “actor who previously played Superman voicing Sephiroth”-bit huh

The hospital just give me a cake for my birthday?

Fine just give me Palmer getting isekai‘d in explicit detail, please

A week or two ago I was talking to @jwhitbrook.bsky.social on the phone during my dialysis session and ended the call by saying “I love you” which led to my attendant asking me why my brother had a British accent

… they literally do though Detective Conan’s been running forever

RIP youtu.be/9Uq2vaP2cLU?...

I’m watching Ellen DeGeneres try to hawk a skin care line and there’s an obviously blue screened countertop behind her that she’s pretending to lean on and it is very weird.

I’ve told a few people this, but one of the fun things that l discovered about having that in a coma that I now have six months of memories of things that just never happened. I have a favorite book and TV series that just… Doesn’t exist?

Lol now my insurance company is trying to claim that I haven’t been paying my premiums every month, which is horseshit Like I have my bank statements. Are you high?

I feel kind of bad doing this, but…

Huh

Happy pride! Support my gay ass and get yourself a gay ass book! www.simonandschuster.com/books/Beat-E...

I can’t stand the pioneer woman, but it’s incredibly funny that half her episodes seem to revolve around her hallucinating about cooking in a pick up truck Brown.

I once again maintain that Nell Campbell would’ve made an amazing Harley Quinn anachronicity not withstanding

Wheeee

*Delighted clapping*

Oh to be so gay that one turns into an overdesigned car about it

So it turns out listening to the next to normal soundtrack while hospitalized makes for a bad time

One day I’m going to depose Guy Fieri’s being a flavor town the bastard

Hi everyone, currently in a rehab facility learning to book and pregame use of my hands. I appreciate the well wishes. Thanks. Love you bye

Hi guys

Getting my ass beat by night terrors AMA

This person has never actually worked a day in their life unless it was like, "content management" or some kinda internship somewhere. Very excited to find out a few years down the line they accidentally shot themselves in the foot cross-body carrying like a fucking idiot like this.

Anyway, in good news, I picked this up from the local shop, as it was a nice surprise to see some @joehunter.bsky.social on the shelf

Was made to sit through trailer for TERF WIZARD BOARDING SCHOOL and was struck by how flat and drab it all looks for something that’s desperately trying to claw at a demographic’s ever-dwindling sense of childhood wonder

post a non religious picture you think of as holy 😌

…is Kenny Omega wearing tights designed to look like his cat’s fur?

Hey if you’ve read and enjoyed BEAT EVERY 1-UP, would you horribly mind leaving a positive review on Goodreads?

Fuck

“You JORKed my peanits. In FRONT of VaNESSuh.”

God I would love to be able to breathe normally again

🎶My backshots sound like mayoooooo🎶

Bleghh

God this is such a good song how do you not love a dopey pop song with an Irish step dance break youtu.be/UvjLgjtJKsc?...

It’s me I’m bitches

Can’t sleep. Made mistake of looking up BE1U on Goodreads. My art is “impenetrable” apparently.

At my first signing in years and they made a drink for us! @maverickogn.bsky.social @dreamersbmore.bsky.social

Help

“Togashi and his Wife” EXCUSE YOU? MOTHERFUCKER??

Got to say "that's my husband" to the cashier and everything