A bunch of Gina Yashere’s standup came up in my YouTube recommendations and god she’s so great

you stand before two doors with two guards. one tells the truth and the other always lies

Let’s try this again

Gay Millennials You Are Doing Too Much Now

Have Statler and Waldorf explored each other’s bodies

Making the fanciest little grilled cheeses tonight

just hit the Schitt’s Creek episode guest starring Gay Hockey Jesus oh god it’s so fucking weird aaaghhh

I don't know who the loudest medieval smut girlies (gn) are on this website, but a pal is writing their debut "sword & smut" story DEFENDING A BIG-DICKED ELVEN WIZARD (Book One). Pre-order a physical copy or buy the e-book now at www.dabdew.com

“hurr hurr they even lost the troglodytes who watch wrestling” And that’s why no one likes you and widely regard you as a bunch of elitist shitheads hope this helps 😘

New Muppets… good??? Also they really couldn’t have picked a more perfect first guest star.

Brody sweetie please just kill this man I want to go to bed

Really tired of the Overly Defensive Fat Dude Commercial that I’m not even sure what it’s supposed to be advertising

When all else fails threaten your future opponent with Cock and Ball Torture

*sigh* I should call him

I don’t understand why Clark “We Have Hangman At Home” Connors is here when we literally have Hangman At Home

They anesthetized him and they didn’t even try to give him a less shitty haircut?

Beshrimpened Grits

While you're preordering The Other/Half, @supajoe.bsky.social thinks you should *probably* add BEAT EVERY 1-UP to your pull list, too. FOC is coming up at 2/23 , so hit up your LCS or bookstore too make sure you get your copy.

Commander Rao: Old Ghosts is an exclusive short story that brings our rocket booted redhead on the hunt for clues to Julie's whereabouts...but what she finds may haunt her forever. Now available as part of Commander Rao: Anniversary Edition! fell-hound-shop.fourthwall.com/en-cad

Just threw together a quickie gremolata for this and Oh Ho Ho

What if shrimp and grits with smoked Gouda What if that tonight

Sabrina Carpenter abusing some muppets is a nice little pick-me-up

Being a grown adult man who calls yourself“Jelly Roll” is a pretty ballsy move when you look like a swamp creature full of gas station nacho cheese and religious psychosis

No what do you MEAN Amy Sedaris guest starred on YO GABBA GABBA as the Tooth Fairy, essentially doing the Jerri Blank voice again

…wait oh god what WAS he doing in her falafel?

I'm just realizing that the sketch for @jamienoguchi.bsky.social variant cover for The Girlfriend Survives is not super easy to read on Zoop's site and invite you to take a look at the "Not Finished Art" we have for this "One Coffee, No ICE" variant! zoop.gg/c/slay

Local theatre is apparently doing AVENUE Q and the puppets are shockingly nice looking

Our dual protagonists of SLAY!, Leilah Jilani and The Scarred Rider. Both queer women of color fighting monsters in the post-apocalyptic future. zoop.gg/c/slay

The campaign has only been live an hour and we are already a tenth of the way to our initial goal! Help us make comics by jumping in now! zoop.gg/c/slay

Trying to get ahold of an actual person at my new health insurance because I need to get my new info to my therapist’s office before my appointment next week and haha these bitches are impossible to pin down

Jesus CHRIST this new Samurai Troopers episode

OK so I know I'm touching a hot stove here but I was catching up a friend on the Gaiman shit and ran across this fascinating little bit

This starts tomorrow and I would really love it if those of you who can afford to back it would do so. If you can not afford it (or even if you can) I would appreciate some reposts and shares! zoop.gg/c/slay

We're officially 3 weeks until the FOC for BEAT EVERY 1-UP and @jeremywhitley.bsky.social had some very kind words about our girls.

Depression Dinner: yaki udon

It might be the crippling anxiety and constant, all-consuming despair of being alive at this moment but I think I’m kind of burnt out on wrestling

Oh she can smell him huh

Bad Box Art

I, mean, are you going to argue with @manruss.bsky.social? I wouldn't, so preorder now.

Parked my name over on that upscrolled thing. Very excited to learn they’re also up to some bullshit in the next week or two.

I am… *really* fucking struggling rn

“tHe SiMpSoNs JuSt PrEdIcT-“

Kind of need to scream into the void about a thing or two and really wish locked accounts were a thing here