Getting my ass beat by night terrors AMA

This person has never actually worked a day in their life unless it was like, "content management" or some kinda internship somewhere. Very excited to find out a few years down the line they accidentally shot themselves in the foot cross-body carrying like a fucking idiot like this.

Anyway, in good news, I picked this up from the local shop, as it was a nice surprise to see some @joehunter.bsky.social on the shelf

Was made to sit through trailer for TERF WIZARD BOARDING SCHOOL and was struck by how flat and drab it all looks for something that’s desperately trying to claw at a demographic’s ever-dwindling sense of childhood wonder

post a non religious picture you think of as holy 😌

…is Kenny Omega wearing tights designed to look like his cat’s fur?

Hey if you’ve read and enjoyed BEAT EVERY 1-UP, would you horribly mind leaving a positive review on Goodreads?

Fuck

“You JORKed my peanits. In FRONT of VaNESSuh.”

God I would love to be able to breathe normally again

🎶My backshots sound like mayoooooo🎶

Bleghh

God this is such a good song how do you not love a dopey pop song with an Irish step dance break youtu.be/UvjLgjtJKsc?...

It’s me I’m bitches

Can’t sleep. Made mistake of looking up BE1U on Goodreads. My art is “impenetrable” apparently.

At my first signing in years and they made a drink for us! @maverickogn.bsky.social @dreamersbmore.bsky.social

Help

“Togashi and his Wife” EXCUSE YOU? MOTHERFUCKER??

Got to say "that's my husband" to the cashier and everything

eeeeeeee~

“Al Bundy? Is that what they’re calling him now? Back then I knew him as Bun D. Al.”

Hey silly favor to ask: Not that I get out much anyway but I’m currently laid up recovering from pneumonia. In the event you come across copies of BEAT EVERY 1-UP in the wild, could you send a pic

rip bozo lol

What if I teach myself 3D modeling today and then not retain any of it because I’m sick

It might be the chills and fatigue talking but blanket good

…I just saw a headline saying “KRISTEN STEWART TO PLAY ILL-FATED ASTRONAUT IN AMAZON LIMITED SERIES” Sally Ride died of pancreatic cancer which is awful but if I didn’t know better I’d be under the impression that the author of the article thinks Sally Ride died in the Challenger disaster?

“Look, I'm not a prude. I'm married to an Italian.”

Boydinner

Weirdly emotional about my HS literature teacher posting that she’s proud of me on facebook nbd

“I almost had a moral backbone but then they added another 0 to my check 😔”

Luxury comic artists commune in the woods somewhere

Uhhh I think we sold out on Amazon

is this good

Fred Schneider yelling “IT WAS AN ANGRY INCH”

“Oh cool, an empanada restaurant?” I thought to myself I googled and Dear Reader? That address is a Chuck E. Cheese

Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo

God, it’s not like I expected it to be all over shelves everywhere but the fact that I apparently can’t go into a store and buy a copy of the dumb baby I spent almost three years of my life on anywhere in a 50 mile radius is kind of bumming me out?

Luchasaurus is driving a vehicle powered by his own deceased brethren

Will Ospreay sounds exactly like the caricature of Phil Collins from that SOUTH PARK episode where Timmy joins a band

Yuta where the fuck are your pants

Just for the hell of it

Thank you for stocking it ❤️❤️❤️

I hate this shit so much. It’s like the graphical equivalent of a toddler attacking a charcoal drawing with a cheap pack of crayons and screaming “IM HELPING!” because they think adding color will improve things

OH

Of course Banksy is a 50something white British dude like who else would make so much corny fake-deep horseshit

I’d rather not put a tiny bookstore on blast but ohhhh my god holy shit