Anyway: just watched First Steps. It was cute.

…what exactly were Johnny Storm’s qualifications for going on a mission to space to begin with?

Professor Gill didn’t build no bitch

ever feel like you’re just kind of adrift in the void

como se dice go piss girl

Naruto (1999-2014)

What do you mean Beverly doesn’t come with her grandma’s boner journal and ghostfuck candle WHAT DO YOU MEAN

There we go

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God I should probably do a new pinned tweet

ilu god killing samurai dragon man

Is Washed Up Early 00s Sitcom Actress still posting through it

Headed to therapy on three hours of sleep lfg

Please My wife She’s very aloof

I just know Michael Rappaport’s festering mouth sores are fucking erupting rn

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

GREATEST CITY IN DA WORLD BABY

🥰

It is imperative that I share this clip of Rie Ôta's intimidating rawr inside Baragon's suit from Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack.

gay spandex babies, ad infinitum

Woke up today to the news

Who the hell are these people in this xfinity commercial and why do they act like these are established characters

There we go

“Is Analog Horror Dead?” I fucking wish

I just had the Kidz Bop version of “Tears” inflicted on me oh god it hurts

Dumb Gay Spandex Kids again

I am H-Word

RIP G-0.0

I’m gonna nut

Made Greek lemon chicken and potatoes that I tarted up with a little balsamic drizzle and some feta and fresh dill

Whispering “whose goddamn white baby is that” into the northern winds

I do love when two of my favorite people end up getting along

Oh it’s definitely a “I Got A Male Instacart Shopper” day No that $10 lemon pepper seasoning is not an acceptable substitute for the $2.99 tin of coarse ground black pepper I requested

You ever experience the unbridled ecstasy of passionately eating out a Cinnabon like a feral coyote

The Max Handjob Incident

That’s… that’s really the photo you went with here, bud

…I can’t believe this is basically the villain’s plan in this stupid game

now having to explain the Chucky JENDAHFLOOID thing to my dad

I hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the concept of Gay Halloween

*maniacal laughter*

Cherubimon I know that’s you you big back theme park mascot suit looking bitch

god I’m like if your grandma was a 37 year old queer dude

MELANIE LYNSKEY IN THIS NEW MATLOCK EPISODE???

I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said "Bustin' makes me eel food"

Horny! At The Lumberjack Feud

Jesus Christ this game is dark

I… was not expecting this game to do Digimon Apartheid