Who the fuck was going to tell me Comet The Superhorse used to be a dude until someone fingerblasted his prostate

I’m developing an esports version of Heated Rivalry that fucking sucks shit

Cloaca got me like

incredible that the final end to the Disney era of Doctor Who is marked by a show that ostensibly wanted to be about climate change but was ultimately about the danger of fish sex so good it'll inadvertently turn you into a merman

Between this and not being able to go out to the Godzilla head deck at the hotel, we were ROBBED

The implication that Lou Bega fucked both Pikachu and Terry McGinnis

It’s a good day

Jfc my head

God just all the like… like the big focal point of the church under Wicks is the faded spot on the wall where the crucifix used to be? Like the literal physical absence of Christ in the church.

WAKE UP DEAD MAN viewing #2: Still a fucking excellent movie!

Jeremy Renner’s Double Dare Basement Obstacle Course of Death

Rinsing taste of Horrendous Doctor Who Spinoff away with WAKE UP DEAD MAN

I can’t blame Disney+ for not running this same day? Like I’m siding with fucking DISNEY here. Do you know how badly you have to fuck up to make that happen.

“Contains some upsetting scenes” More upsetting than “you taste like horizons”?? Fuck off

Lemon pepper pork tenderloin with roasted root veggies

Very much done with people who think they are the protagonist of reality itself

The most “so you hate waffles”-ass argument of all time

I do love being pleasantly surprised by a John Waters cameo

Dinner: breakfast

Oh fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this to me, your friend and neighbor, Fruma Sarah

I’d just like to thank every single tax paying Canadian citizen

Jesus Fuckmothering Christ

Thinking about how one would go about making that one variety of pizza where the toppings go on cold not suck

🎶keep a Benadryl under my pillow for the Hat Man~🎶

“Hi this is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail” the realest shit tbh

Good night~

“Because he IS Batman, you moron.”

“Life’s a bitch, now so am I” YAAAAS WERK MISS MAMA DIVA TONGUE POP PUSSY BOOTS DOWN CUNT THE HOUSE

Again: Incredibly funny that they hired someone to do a Christopher Walken impression *at* Christopher Walken himself

Michael Keaton’s Bruce Wayne is autistic and his special interest is JUSTICE

Hi Doug Jones ilu

Also the choice having of that particular robocall on the answering machine being the thing that sets Selena off is like… d a m n

God I could write an entire essay about the production design of Selena’s apartment? Just like this woman trying to maintain a tiny oasis of whimsy that’s slowly being encroached on by the vaguely fashy brutalist German expressionism of the rest of Gotham

Michelle Pfeiffer should have gotten an Oscar for this bit

I am… distressed at how much of the dialogue from BATMAN RETURNS I have memorized

No amount of Gorillaz usage in a teaser trailer is enough to get me to see another Iñárritu film sorry

Slow cooker-ing a pork butt for pulling purposes

…How is a voice actor who’s been dead for three years in the English dub of a movie that’s coming out early next month?

Still thinking about this

Hate it when I bust a nut and lightning shoots out of my ass like that

No, no back to the shadows with you, “And They’re Both BOYS!!!1! 😱🤯🫢”-ass hockey webcomic

This man looks James Urbaniak playing the CSAM Enthusiast of the Week on a mid episode of SVU

Explaining FTR to James as Two Guys Who Look Like They Failed Out of Bear Porn

I can’t believe Toni let Juice leave the house dressed like that

Absolutely horrendous way to announce this I love it