My day was pretty okay.

'Choosing self-employment' is certainly a way to describe 'trying not to starve'.

I think @seanvongorman.bsky.social knows what's up.

Godfather II with motion smoothing hurts my soul.

La Tormenta Dorada

wtf everybody knows you never go Full Cody

Bless this woman forever for her reaction to Mark Davis punching the ring post. #AEW #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼

I love Tomohiro Ishii

Last time I remember being absolutely furious was probably Eternal Sunshine. Saw it when it first came out in my 20s with a group of friends. Absolutely insufferable characters with an even more insufferable plot and the outpouring of admiration made it all the more wild to me.

I think @seanvongorman.bsky.social knows what's up.

Drop what you’re doing and listen to the most intelligent discussion about this movie ever recorded. …and I’d like to take a moment to publicly apologize to Ms. Faye Dunaway for the cruel (albeit clever) nickname I quoted. I admire, respect and absolutely 100% fear you, Faye. ❤️

This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Till’s memorial for decades. It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.

We have 33 HOURS LEFT and are less than $400 away from crushing our last funding stretch goal and 22 backers from our last backers goal and if that wasn't enough, LAUREN IS NOW OFFERING HIGH OCTANE VAMPIRE LESBIAN SMUT FOR YOU. We're over 200% funded! You WILL want a copy! Go lock in yours now!

A little news...THIS GAL IS WRITING A STAR TREK!!! A new Star Trek: Celebrations pride special is coming, and I worked with @lindebergart.bsky.social @jpjordan.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com to give T'Lir and Lily Sato a new adventure of being gay and fighting crime!! gizmodo.com/star-trek-id...

When a friend asks for your opinion on a book and to provide a blurb, there’s often a temptation to get through it quickly because you want to be able get them what they need as soon as you can. It’s a testament to BEAT EVERY 1-UP that I wanted to savour each chapter for as long as I could.

Writers, if you could drop your novel into a blender that also sets your dick on fire, and every artist you admire laughs and calls you "burnt dick blender guy," would you do it?

Still feeling great from Sunday.

This is how ol hornhead should look 155% of the time.

Little Dracula drawing

Happy year of the Fire Horse. Let it cleanse the world. 🔥🐎

AI filmmaking is completely unserious. You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.

Happy Turtle Tuesday you filthy animals 🐢💙❤️🧡💜🍕 #TMNT

Seriously sign up for this as Robert is such an experienced mentor.

Help me pay for all the CLASSIFIED pre-orders I just pre-ordered by shopping my line of weird, hyper-specific GI JOE shirts (and products)

Hey, folks! FOC for BEAT EVERY 1-UP is Friday, so if you haven't preordered, you should junp on that. I feel like when @garymoloney.bsky.social has kind words, we did something right.

Morrigan Aensland~

You know what, just Truman Show this kinda shit. Soulless turn to the camera and just Booty Sweat this nonsense.

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

I'm telling y'all

That Minami Toyota image is still so hard.

Choujin Sentai Jetman (1991) Episode 2

Some of my favorite new upcoming releases from Dungeons and Dragons that Hasbro showed off this morning.

People think I’m joking but turkeys run the streets like gangsters. Last year, they broke a mailman’s hip!

I loved this book. The episodic romps of early 00s anime meet the vaporwave-fueled world of the console wars in this wonderful celebration of video games, Toonami, and being true to yourself. Lan and Joe have always been a killer team but this book gives them the platform they’ve always deserved.

Thanks, Hasbro!

As usual @speedballbailey.bsky.social knows what's up

Go Go Kaiju Rangers! #PowerRangers x #Godzilla

Welp.

UwU [Jay Sherman BUY MY BOOK intensifies]

Agrias from last year :)

A quick Kai Winn from Deep Space Nine.

Oh hey: Government Funded Hockey Yaoi and Mothra Go Piss Girl stickers are in! $4 for Mothra and $6 for GFHY because it’s fucking massive. Flat shipping rate $3.50. PayPal: @/itsjoeiguess Venmo: @/Joseph-Hunter-117

I was playing through the GBA Castlevania collection when I was writing this part in BEAT EVERY 1-UP (though I'm still going through Circle of the Moon) where Sidra and Helia try to sneak into Maison Macabre.

We got spots left for ORIGINAL ART commissions at ECCC and C2E2 still. Super cheap! Super good!

The amount of work that I've put into this COBRA-LA series pales in comparison to the work these mad geniuses put into GI JOE: THE MOVIE 40 years ago. So, that's how I know they were beyond exhausted. Loved this chat with Larry Houston. popheist.com/gi-joe-the-m...

The full map to the original Castlevania. This is a brilliant map. Despite seeing a map in between stages, you don't really think about how it all connects, but the flow lines up almost perfectly making one cohesive castle.

One of my best friends has this theory that the two biggest choices someone can make that will determine 95% of their personality: Their favorite ninja turtle Their favorite Sailor Scout And both are formed at pivotal moments in your adolescence.