if you’re mario, any pole is a goal

get your Encarta ’95 CDs out of storage, kids, bc they’ll be coming for wikipedia next

A new age is dawning for G.I. Joe's most unjustly maligned villains. Let Pop Heist's Web of Remembrance tell the tale. buff.ly/CWbngLR

having a real hard time deciding who has the most punchable face here

brett has been working hard on this piece for a long time, and I am SO EXCITED for folks to be able to read it!

nothing hits quite like your head hits a cinder block wall after you fall down the stairs, leaving you with a minor concussion

we really should get a mulligan on the bisesquicentennial when we have an even slightly competent administration

if’s giving Niles II: Wrath of Crane

maybe it’s bc i’m gay, but isn’t the baby the worst part?

Long before my hair went gray, I was a "straight" kid with a love for multi-cam TV production who moved to New York to intern for his favorite late night show. Tonight's gonna hurt. popheist.com/late-show-my...

anybody out there know where my brother keeps his needle-nose pliers? i can’t find them and he’s not answering my texts

Israel's participation in Eurovision 2026 has spotlighted the contest's troubled format and governance, causing five countries to withdraw. So where do we go from here?

We're once again partnering with our pals at @popheist.com to give you an explainer & guide to all the songs in this year's comeptition, just in time for Semi 1, so if you're watching this year, happy Eurovision week everyone!

Today is the first semi-final of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest, and @jeremybent.bsky.social of the @eurovangelists.com podcast walks us through all 35 of this year's songs. Which ones bop and which ones flop?

oh hey, it's ya boy sebastian popping up in a great piece by @phoenixwritesdown.bsky.social—check it out in the latest issue of the very excellent Unwinnable magazine!

i need a minute

tomodachi life is the wildest game of mad libs. on my island, da chill zone, alyssa edwards is friends with storm from the x-men, and bill pullman has a crush on my sister-in-law

In case you want to read the article, here's the link: medium.com/@felipepepe/...

will tomodachi life: living the dream fill the miitomo-shaped hole in my heart?

i want to send this to everyone in my family who uses slop generators

committing arson against a billionaire’s home is what we call “luigi’s mansion”-ing

my brother was at an electronics disposal event over the weekend, and the guy in front of him tossed this in the bin. brother picked it up and took it home. all of it is in working condition. the total cost of this score was $0 and 0¢. i am murderous.

pope leo said "bitch i am from chicago"

the dubious merits of this list aside, i have only played: -skyrim long enough to figure out that i didn't know what i was doing and never would -cyberpunk 2077 long enough to get past the dick-selection portion of the character design only to realize i probably wouldn't see that dick much if ever

This is FUNDED and now has a STRETCH GOAL. I’m proud of my husband! y’all still interested? check this puppy out!

my husband is VERY CLOSE to having the funding to make this very specific lane of nostalgia a reality! and i want YOU 🫵 to take it over the goal! i have watched him work on this for weeks and i can tell you that no insane detail has been overlooked.

The world is terrible, my heart is broken, I don't know what I'm doing, but I know this GI JOE trading card Kickstarter got approved so here goes nothing www.kickstarter.com/projects/bre...

he got that rest rooms booty thicc camper ass dumper

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🚨🚨ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT FOR THE DUMBEST SALE IN THE HISTORY OF ONLINE MEDIA🚨🚨

Pokopia made everyone cry, right. not just my gay ass?

robyn is a MANIAC

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ pokemon: pokopia ♥ your favorite adorable talking cartoon animals have been left to die on a ruined planet

it is my birthday! and for my birthday, i would like a full-time job with health care. so i'm doing some SHAMELESS JOB SEEKING! if you need a comms strategist, writer, editor / copy editor, or creative, hit me up! (i do nonprofit fundraising comms specifically, but i can and would do whatever tbh)

just saw that video with the tire men. but how do I make this about #FinalFantasy #FFVI

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

buzzfeed once had a pulitzer-winning newsroom and a roster of killer pop culture writers. and now,

heaven sounds fucking miserable. an eternity hanging around every person i have ever known? no thanks

job hunting should be against the geneva convention

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

if there’s one unexpected thing about The Way Things Are Right Now it’s how much i find myself agreeing with the catholic church

Now that it's out, I can finally share that I had the pleasure of working on the English localization of the wonderful Pokémon Pokopia alongside a fantastic team! I've been waiting a looong time to see what people think of this one, and we are unbelievably proud of how it turned out!! HAVE FUN!

at this rate, the LA 2028 olympics will just be a clown on a unicycle juggling three medals

Pokémon Flavortown & Pokémon Margaritaville

they will load up the subaru and take you on the road trip of a lifetime

this is the ideal make blrdie. you may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.

french(-language) television i have watched all or most of over the past month: - HPI - capitaine marleau - astrid et raphaëlle - brocéliande - des gens bien i have started le bureau des légendes, gave candice renoir a shot, and have lupin on my list. i am taking recommendations

one time i had a pear so good it made me cry. (bought it from a fruit vendor outside the woodhaven blvd. station in queens)