Sean's covering TWIN PEAKS. All of it. This is not something to miss.

The lonesome foghorn blows.

Starting tomorrow I'm reviewing the entirety of Twin Peaks — Season 1, Season 2, Fire Walk With Me, The Missing Pieces, The Return — for @popheist.com, a worker-owned site for algorithm-free pop-culture criticism. Subscribe for $7/mo or $70/y & enter a place both wonderful and strange popheist.com

"I need to skeet more. I need to be more public-facing! This is for my career!" Logs on and immediately sees what everyone is actually skeeting about. "This ... this ... is not the vibe."

Who am I seeing at Twin Cities Con this weekend? Am I seeing anyone? Can I still see? The light hurts my eyes. Oh, god, the light, it's so bright. I'm ... I'm going towards it.

@skybound.bsky.social's GI JOE revival kicks off the event of 2025 — "Dreadnok War" — in explosive fashion. @joshuawilliamson.bsky.social is cashing in chips with this one!

The restraint and care with which @joshuawilliamson.bsky.social is building out this new era of GI JOE is such a rad thing to behold. popheist.com/gi-joe-13-dr...

Wow, the first thing I've written in what feels like a while. Thanks for bringing me out of unintentional semi retirement, GI JOE! popheist.com/gi-joe-13-dr...

🔦 ALERT 🔦 A new MURDER, SHE WROTE recap from @fuzzytypewriter.bsky.social is live! 🔎 In the conclusion to a two-part crossover with 'Magnum P.I.,' Angela Lansbury shows Tom Selleck how it's done. 🦞 New recaps drop Wednesdays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️

Truly why we do what we do. Please, subscribe, sign up for a paid tier, make covering TV from 1976 a viable, nay, thriving path forward. popheist.com/gift/products

There's one website I know that would pay me to cover a show from 1976 like it's coming out in 2025 and that site is @popheist.com. Go subscribe, death to algorithmic culture coverage

Bye, Claudius. I'm happy to present my review of the final episode of I, Claudius, a show that is as good as television can be, and is more vital to understanding our world now than when it debuted half a century ago.

Greeting the trick or treaters of suburban Minneapolis

a tv guide cover I would expect to see in a frame in @brettwhite.bsky.social 's office

Part of the fun (or mania, who can say) of making cardbacks for action figures that never received the classic, '90s Toy Biz treatment, is recoloring comic art to match the figure.

Here we go! #Heistoween

And the #Heistoween Paul Lynde Halloween Special watch party commences — with Paul Lynde in a Santa suit. 'Tis the season. 'Tis a season. Let's party.

It's almost time. Live-skeeting my way through the legendary Paul Lynde Halloween Special over at @popheist.com at 9 pm ET. Or 8 pm CT. I'm in Central Time now. I feel so weird.

Everyone deserves to see photos from Gene Parmesan and Deloris Van Cartier's first Halloween in 2019.

There is no man alive that can make those loud, all-over print holiday suits look attractive. And I say this as a man who loves Christmas, suits, and men.

Spent the first hour of my day on a call, going over the origins of Cobra-La and GI Joe: The Movie. For work. Because of course I did.

I've reached the point in Whatever This Is Going On With My Life that I've spent approximately 8 hours recreating the '90s X-Men Toy Biz cardback template so I can make classic style boards for figures that didn't get them in the '90s. Sure.

I miss being who I used to be, and I hate being reminded that I'm not that person right now.

How hard is it to make one of these GI Joe cardback designs? (which you can buy on my TeePublic store, a lot of them, like a lot of them, and I need income) Let me go through it. www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...

How hard is it to make one of these GI Joe cardback designs? (which you can buy on my TeePublic store, a lot of them, like a lot of them, and I need income) Let me go through it. www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...

Episode 312 - Welcome to Our Pobelisk with Barb Hardly EPISODE: djch.xyz/pobelisk Dan and Jay are joined by the fabulous Barb Hardly! They chat a "sketch" where Dan gets made up in drag for no reason. Thanks to @brettwhite.bsky.social! www.instagram.com/barbhardly #DJCH #podcast #comedy

Let's see how long Marvel designs stick around on TeePublic. Get them while you can? I'm treating t-shirt design as a second full-time job (that doesn't pay). www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...

It's a really, really strange feeling not owning seven years of your work. Nature of the beast. Still.

Thank you @popheist.com for letting me write a self-indulgent piece about this wonderful silly gay movie that means so much to me! 💖

🔦 ALERT 🔦 A new MURDER, SHE WROTE recap from @fuzzytypewriter.bsky.social is live! 🔎 It's cold war intrigue when the brother of a German violinist defects and MI5 agent Michael Hagarty's partner is killed. 🦞 New recaps drop Wednesdays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️ buff.ly/Bd609fF

The one and only John Astin!

I have to take a break from boxing up my 6000 comics for this cross country move to just scream about how much I hate longboxes and I *do not understand* why they are still the *default method* of storing comics, especially large collections, especially when recommended by experts!

Happy Heistoween to all who celebrate 🎃 💎 popheist.com/category/pop...

Pop Heist subscriptions really are wonderful. You get me writing about HANNIBAL, you get @seantcollins.com writing about I, CLAUDIUS (way bigger draw than I am, imo), you get @brettwhite.bsky.social going all-in on his GI JOE obsession, and so. much. more. Support worked-owned culture writing!

"When you were created, my face was etched into your soul ..." — Pythona, to EiC @brettwhite.bsky.social probably

Instead of diving towards 'common ground' we need to pie more bigots.

The October edition of Horror Secret Handshakes is live at @popheist.com. It's Karloff. It's Lugosi. It's THE BLACK CAT.

Continuing my mission to make the most obscure GI JOE customs possible. Range Viper Evy, from the DIC era; and Cobra-La scientist Cobra Commander. I fully expect @officialsuper7.bsky.social to get around to these eventually.

Are YOU living up to your responsibilities as a Halloween candy giver? Here's the guide so you can become the neighborhood's favorite house!

My REVIEW of the new GI JOE CLASSIFIED PYTHONA figure is live right now! popheist.com/gi-joe-class...

September may have shown up cool and crisp, but the toy scene refused to chill. buff.ly/YYOGkVe

"I don't need another friend. I already have two!" buff.ly/OWdLSyF

🏝️ ALERT 🏝️ A new SURVIVOR 49 recap from @goforgrace.bsky.social is live! 🥥 Between its struggles in the immunity challenges and a fateful snake bite on the beach, the poor Kele Tribe just can't catch a break. 🔥 Support Pop Heist by subscribing 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️ buff.ly/n4j6VAZ

Me and @benzado.com are Dreadnoks now

Oh, hell yeah. Roadblock!

Can one figure salvage the reputation of a wrongly maligned movie, nearly 40 years after its release? Do not doubt Pythona's prowess. The 172nd #GIJOE Classified figure feels, tonally and thematically, like the first figure in a bold new era for the series. buff.ly/CwZAoWI

Next Week on #Hannibal on @popheist.com:

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