Johnny McNulty
@johnnymcnulty.bsky.social
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Sometimes writer. More times not. He/him.
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You can't say for a fact yet that Taylor Swift is not hosting a thousand-person Mario Kart tournament.
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Thrilled to announce I have been appointed Secretary of Corruption. It's a new office, very exciting, really just gonna streamline the whole thing.
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donni saphire
3 days ago
Which enormous asshole of the day will earn my witty yet stinging rebuke
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Anyway, trans rights are human rights, the Supreme Court is illegitimate, happy Pride, have a nice Tuesday.
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John Hatch
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I don't think people understand the degree to which outlets like The Atlantic and The New York Times set back trans rights with second-rate reporting that doesn't stand up now, let alone in the future. They have failed at the most basic journalistic duties.
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Vegetable for lunch. I must live to see people try to lie about their Trump Era politics.
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Parker Molloy
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The Supreme Court today addressed one of the most pressing threats to the nation today: banning this high school sophomore from playing school sports with her friends ๐ซก๐ซ ๐
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The Great American State Fair doesn't even make sense. It's in the District of Columbia and is clearly aspiring to be a national fair. This confusion is probably why no one showed up.
4 days ago
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here's what the war means for the ceasefire
6 days ago
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Hold on to your centers, me n the boys are widening the gyre this weekend
8 days ago
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pixelatedboat aka โmr blueskyโ
8 days ago
Are we sure the AI is wrong and not, like the book in Man In The High Castle, recounting events that took place in another reality
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Everyone: that guy is a racist That guy: well then I guess I am a racist, now what? Everyone: ...now we're right?
8 days ago
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If elected I will build a field of dreams with a big bug zapper and rid baseball of ghosts.
8 days ago
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Why is it off-limits to talk about how Sam Alito sometimes unhooks his jaw to reveal a set of smaller jaws that leap out? If a liberal did that, people would go nuts.
9 days ago
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Participation? In my Democratic Party?
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9 days ago
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People have always been shot for approaching the reflecting pool. It's ridiculous and evil to suggest otherwise.
10 days ago
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I believe in my heart that somewhere in America, a guy who is "not political" but is obsessed with pool pH stuff is suddenly realizing this president fellow may not be on the level.
11 days ago
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Breaking: New research suggests Soviet Union collapsed because they called each other "comrade" instead of "big dog."
11 days ago
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I blame that first asshole who got curious about what was over the next ridge. Been all downhill since.
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They should invent a donut.
21 days ago
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Trump warns "one of these days, Iran" it will be "pow, bang, zoom," adding "right to the moon!"
22 days ago
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Good news your retirement account went up slightly, giving the worst people in the world access to unimaginable power
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eli yudin
23 days ago
my dog has been frightened but for an excellent reason
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Are we really being asked to believe that a Z-list douche everyone hated when he was on TV ran as a Republican in a blue city and lost? Because actually that's very easy to buy.
24 days ago
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Pretty hard not to link Trump throwing himself concerts and UFC fights and attending Game 3 with the fact that his birthday is in a week.
25 days ago
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Being secretly dead is the ultimate NJ politician move imo.
about 1 month ago
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putting a donation hat in front of the podium before presenting my scientific paper
about 1 month ago
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I dunno if raising the dead for fun and profit is actually "controversial" for most people
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Wow I can't believe the rapper named after Florida has baffling politics
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BREAKING: The 2017 Hyundai Elantra whose alarm is going off in the parking lot has pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert.
about 1 month ago
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Economics is fun because if you calculate it one way GDP per capita has never been better, but also GDP after rent and groceries is like $75 split 300 million ways
about 1 month ago
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My dog really struggles with her self-image.
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Amanda Mull
about 1 month ago
No matter how hard you post or what sites you do it in itโs never going to be 2019 again
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The Terminator was originally conceived to unite humanity โ with a name meant to evoke certainty.
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about 1 month ago
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White House says asteroid "has basically agreed" not to hit Earth
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Fun little flash games that weren't stealing my data or getting kids to gamble. It's amazing how much more fun the web had when having a few Google ads actually supported weird little sites.
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POV: ur a crumb
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WSJ in two years: Why aren't young people buying enough space flights?
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Can't wait to see how eating avocado toast gets blamed for this one.
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about 1 month ago
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One way American media has prepared us for American life is knowing that the final season will suck.
about 1 month ago
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Huge for baseball bat manufacturers
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about 2 months ago
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Me, sobbing: I'm so fucking pathetic Audience, in unison: how fucking pathetic are you?
about 2 months ago
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Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
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about 2 months ago
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All you had to do was pretty much everything different.
about 2 months ago
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It's almost like a lifetime of assuring rich donors you will never be radical leaves you unprepared for radical moments.
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about 2 months ago
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Found a metaphor in the wild: a honeybee separated by a few millimeters of bakery glass from her wildest dreams
about 2 months ago
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๐ถ every-body ๐ถ ๐ถ wants to ๐ถ ๐ถ respect process ๐ถ
about 2 months ago
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Today in weird coincidences: 1) the replacement rate they cite in this presser is for white Americans, not all Americans 2) 30.7% of Americans are white women
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about 2 months ago
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It's nuts how bad the discover tab is on this site. It's instantly like logging into your parent's Facebook.
about 2 months ago
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"No, it's cool, my lawyers found a way to get us out of the social contract. What? No! Of course it still binds everyone else. Idiot."
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