Imagine wanting an endorsement from Petey or Gavin these days.

Do people who think the rapture is tomorrow plan to stay outside all day so they don't get crushed against the ceiling?

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

there are genuinely no words for how much i hate these people & what they've wrought. mountain view felt like the town from the giver. it was the scariest place i've ever been

big deal, there were at least 100 of these guys at any given anime convention from 2001-2005

Good time for the reminder that "food insecurity" is also a phrase Third Way doesn't think Democrats should use.

Fascists treat debate like you're trying to plead with them for permission to exist, and they can withhold it and say you didn't convince them. It's not about the facts, truth, or human rights to them. It's a performance to indoctrinate people and put a target on their opponents.

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

"as we close the department of education" - what awful words.

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown: 🧵

Of course they lied. They love to do this shit. Can we talk about what a bullshit ass drink order that is? Someone asks your favorite drink where you can get a literal caffeinated milkshake or a magical strawberry lemonade or a plastic cup of shaken iced espresso and you say “mint tea with honey?”

Everyone needs to internalize the idea that the median republican thinks heartbreaking stories like this are epic and funny

Some days you just gotta Blair Witch

My candidate of choice for house rep got fucking assaulted and tear gassed by ice yesterday, but you’re worried about threats or violence IN OFFICE? Do your fucking job or get out of the way for someone else. www.axios.com/2025/09/18/c...

Dems like Newsome, Kamala Harris, Buttigieg finding “middle ground” on trans issues (or Ezra Klein on abortion rights) but none of them ever finding middle ground on taxing billionaires or policing or bankrolling Israel or etc. Apparently middle grounds only run through people’s bodies.

“Pwease don’t tell the public that we’re actual children who don’t know how to set document permissions or keep national secrets.”

people have started conversations irl with me about the "controversy" of trans women in sports and you'd be amazed how quickly they want to change the subject when i start pulling up years of my historical running data comparing pre-transition and the exact same routes ~3 years later on HRT.

“We heard your concern about our suspending trans people who dared to not show proper deference to Donnie Boy’s favorite son, we’re going to ban porn now”

I keep thinking about how many people seem to believe the barrier between reality and the horrors is only broken when a law is explicitly broken (or written). I’m convinced this is why it took Sanders nearly 2 years to acknowledge the genocide in Gaza: Israel wasn’t legislating the annihilation.

It's so silly that a random artist with essentially no reach could have their life ruined over a dubcon illustration, while any streaming services can produce shows watched by millions of people that feature violent sexual assault.

Kamala Harris: what a fucking loser

Literally anyone else and I’d find this gross, but as long as his estate gets the money, he’d have absolutely wanted this. If he were alive, he’d send the hologram everywhere in his place.

Love that the conflict is the *location* and not that she’d be married to someone actively opposed to the cause.

Like the lyrics on the new Motion City Soundtrack album, but something about the sound feels… flat? idk, I don’t have the sonic knowledge to describe it better than that. It sounds like it’s had the edges smoothed off.

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

We as a community have forgotten our true lord and saviour: The Baby Demon Etrigan.

Just read an article about this and everyone is way too fucking forgiving of AI.

I’ve become convinced that history will remember these fucks in much the same way it remembers the “good Germans.”

Shut the fuck up. Our lives are at stake, precisely because of people like you, who are willing to throw vulnerable populations under the bus to protect yourself.

That “journalist” is sending security after the person yelling from the crowd because he’s embarrassed how much better they’re doing his job

Gentle reminder that in the late '50s, the U.S. government did not censor comics. Comics companies censored themselves. Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...

Apologies to everyone who considers Smith the sports unc, but this man is going to sell out in a manner so spectacular that you will be astonished. He is going to make Ritchie Torres look like Angela Davis.

Gift link of full article: www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

The first grifter that said the word 'valuation' probably felt like an alchemist.

of all the things I am not going to buy, this is the thing I am not going to buy the most

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.

The only late night host unscathed is the one who played with Dear Leader’s hair and minimized his threat, helping get him elected. Surely just a coincidence

This shit would be grounds for divorce after what he said about Michelle Obama, Jesus.

I just remembered Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad

Kirk's hand is going to be the most blindingly shiny bronze from dudes taking pictures with their balls in it.

Hey, I know books are expensive and money is tight right now. But if there's a brand new book you really wanna read — including my own Lessons in Magic and Disaster — you can help get the book into way more hands by requesting it from your local library! It's easy! Check your library's website.

lol. lmao even.

Watched the Log Lady documentary tonight and god damn did it mess me up (in a good way).

I’m tired. The world is awful. But at least I’ve still got this guy. His appetite has been funky again this last year, but he’s otherwise pretty healthy for 17.5 (estimate, they said he was probably 10 when found)

To be fair, that’s what everyone involved, including the “liberal allies,” want

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

It will never not be hilarious to me that older generations don’t get it. Like. Y’all fucked it up. You got too greedy and couldn’t do the math on what happens when you fuck over the generations ahead of you.