yeah, I'll take the freezing, please it got as many laughs and only one of y'all could be credibly accused of thinking

"we need more datacenters" okay, then build them, fuckface. oh, that's right, you're not asking for permission to build them - you're looking to get tax subsidies and shit for building them to increase your profit

sometimes the take is so right you just know that Reddit will have a problem with it because they are the default humans and are so fucking self-centered and pretentious probably my strongest criticism of Seattle - people continually justify the status quo because of the Most Reasonable Person

He ordered an extrajudicial punishment that killed someone and then was a complete coward that pretended he didn't until he lost his shit on the stand and if they had not followed his MANIFESTLY UNLAWFUL ORDER, a Marine wouldn't have died also it's a Rob Reiner movie, lmao, be more transparent

one big blind spot in LLM AI discourse is how important training is. This was clearly trained with a dataset that already knew those facts, which is suspicious as fuck. It could've been a Palantir dump or something If an LLM were trained on databases I've worked on, it would have EVERYONE's deets

ugh, "Charles R" the R stands for "Regis". Charles the King the modernization of kings is so dumb and weird. I would respect "might fuck around and behead my fucking brother". No respect for his majesty's Instagram

mostly because it doesn't understand anything, it's right back in my fucking face all the time. I can't have it!

40 Days and 40 Nights - including an unacknowledged rape scene at the end - which had me dissociate completely to the point I kinda woke up in the middle of driving my dorm friends home and said "god that movie was awful", breaking the total silence

the look on danny b's face says I'm so glad I got out but this still isn't over the blinking seems like a lizard response of FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. try to blink as fast as he does. he's like a theater girl being broken up with

pretty sure my almost completely socialist software engineering friend groups are excited about technology advancement when discussing the hype, it's "AI" when discussing the actual fucking solutions, it's "LLMs" et al reaction to the solutions are "meh" and the hype is "god, we work for idiots"

MARCH 21, 1993... Somewhere over the Atlantic. I've spent the last nineteen years learning how to be Doogie Howser, M.D. Now it's time to learn how to be just Doogie.

fuck this shit, honestly Minnesota has a program called Senior Citizen Education Program which allows 62+ to take standard courses for $20 per credit or free to audit Otherwise residents are $620.50 per (31x), and nonresidents are $1500.70 per (75x) Reinvent yourself at the library, grandpa

Elon is a bitchass on so many levels. This one he's a bitchass both for defaming the Irish and a bitchass for being vaguely teutonic and completely ignoring the very real cultural influence of (e.g.) Deutsch emigrants He went to UPenn. "Pennsylvania D[e]ut[s]ch"

it's not called the Sarbanes-Vibesly Act

let me make it worse just because the fucking device does not present you with the output of the facial rec does not mean that facial rec did not occur on Meta's GPU fleet hundreds or thousands of miles away also "Mark wants to push on [the FTC consent decree]", a real "mods asleep" sentence

smokin' some of that impeccable Fancy Ray shit I got at the Public Library and hitting the street handing out whistles I stole from a nerd because I'm the People's Champion today

I used to work right near this intersection and I think about this every single time I cross it An additional remarkable thing about this is there was a voice recognition pilot program where any uttered words of interest into a police video camera was reviewed which is how they caught Auderer

feels like we need a word to describe people that on a simple query, decided to go one step up in agency from what was asked, and then lobby for the opposite decision the person talking to them communicated I don't think you can get away with this in real life, like I'd straight-up yell at you

lipasyncing: it's the Future

huh, there was a real everybody loves dogs commercial during the Super Bowl which really clashes with the fact that people on my street kicked their enmeshed pandemic dogs outside so as not to ... make the party better? ... but anyway those dogs all started whining and barking so bad they howled

119th Congress: well, not *SINE* die per se, not totally cum die either, just, like, fortasse dies - *maybe* one day. We're adjourning fortasse dies. *closes phone with Google Translate* that ancient right

I forget sometimes that it's normal to harangue your legislators (one's a sponsor) The next time I get asked if I want to be called by any names in the bedroom I'm going to answer back "a user of significant technical skill" immediately (the bill: just thwart those, NBD)

"Waldo" is in the Epstein files. You won't find "Waldo", you have to search for "Wally", but that's him, that's what he goes by He was on three separate flights with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away

me today "LLMs are absolutely horseshit at describing caselaw" "LLMs are quite tuned for people that can't read and should never write" also me *takes delivery of an LLM8850 AI accelerator*

the details on this are way worse than I expected and the untruths to the magistrate? causing the magistrate to go apeshit????

this isn't what physics is. you will surely be disappointed

opp: sans ring doesn't mean single me: it's what's called a heuristic. we have this societal contract where you might get approached if you don't wear a ring or wear a black ring you literally cannot guarantee someone you're dating isn't married

Child prodigies get GEDs. Teen moms that were doing just fine get GEDs. One of my managers got a GED a GED is an unalloyed good. Not only should it not be denigrated, it should be free to take the test and the test taker should be given cash if they pass because that cash comes back to the state

I'm trying to delete my TikTok account I've tried to delete it twice now and "sorry a system error" I set up a data download to pass the time and it requires SMS verification and the SMS verifier is broken. "too many attempts" - zero attempts this is another kind of weaponized incompetence

lmao "sophisticated databases" *gasp* antifa has postgres meanwhile, what does fa have, oh flock safety, palantir, and like, idk whatever they have in that datacenter complex that's so big that it's also half of the power utility it's connected to so it can grid-isolate and be up forever? that?

I ... would not fuck with an ice sculpture in St. Paul and expect to get away with it. there are drunk people and beautiful hand-crafted ice sculptures for example, at the Winter Carnival, 10 blocks away how could there possibly not be a conviction precedent

and even their severance package said hey shut the fuck up forever which is why I was so driven to NLRB that shit their prostrating and bullshit before the ALJ was music to my ears

fun fact in Minnesota if you are an election judge you can - with the other election judges - nominate a Sergeant-at-Arms for your precinct (204C.06.5). That Sergeant-at-Arms can do anything that doesn't interfere with voters, up to and including arresting ICE for witnessed felonious lawbreaking

sorry for spoilin' the doom with fuckin' facts yo but this is a name-push poll. IT AIN'T MEAN SHIT www.rasmussenreports.com/public_conte... also pretty sure they dropped 🔵 Walz 10% (49 ppl) from the results, which have to add up to 100% because it is not optional

when your moderation team wants to signal that they are in on the bit

The Dream Eaters spoil us

now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute, for cryin' out loud, are you yankin' my chain or did society accidentally imbue people that put ink on paper and sell it to people with a definitely unearned buff to the perceived worthiness of their takes?

In modern Starfleet the saying goes "if you find me dead, delete my replicator history"

"technopathology" doctor, please, you have to help me, these beats are so sick

you have to admit that a major tech founder e-mailing a friend about his diseased cock and his company also permabanning that friend from the online gaming service he owns would never make it out of a writer's room

one of the funniest aspects of Law and Order is that a cop's job is to directly tell their subordinates what to do "well, you'd better get those hairs to the lab" "interview the witness" wow thanks boss who just arrived I was just going to stand here and maybe fuck myself

Toad take your fucking Adderall