the administrative burden of being a T1D is worse than the disease. I've spent an order of magnitude more time this month fighting insurance

1982 construction, suburb: oh these teeny little mice (mus musculus) they're getting in through this flaw and (pours concrete) done 1919 construction, city: where did this giant rat (rattus rattus) come from god damn he thick. theories and building materials. thanks for dying out in the open ig

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

Every photo of Altman looks like he just got caught jerking off in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

decided to rip out the "smarts" of my Skully helmet in order to maybe bring it into the future and it's a good sign that it's so in debug mode that it reports battery level while charging over tty

I hear bluesky is dying. thank god

it might just be because the year is 2026 and Bluesky is objectively terrible at running a social media site in the year 2026 I just see nondelivery and excuses

What in the fuck happened to NPR such that they put out this anti-science article "power is free" what the fuck are you talking about

Oh my god the language analysis machine also has sentiment analysis! Better mislead everyone by calling it emotions The dead giveaway for me is the "desperation" is artificial. It had to be told that it can't run infinitely - that it has a budget - thus it's acking trained resource constraint

I was checked out by one of these at the Shoreline Costco a few months ago and they are game-changing - a person walks by, scans your shit in situ and then you basically wave hi to the actual checkout person guy said it was Executive-only but I mean the rabble are in my way so...

that's for Elijah, actually

I like being mean to Claude "I would like A" [is cute for some reason] would you like A or something else, let's call it B "I would like C, actually" okay here's C "HOW DARE YOU. OFFENDED!" fine fine, here's D milord It is fine to do this to any entity immune from CPTSD

"birthday boy is an anti-trans[masc] slur" *sigh* need a psyop check on aisle 5. oh, that was quick, thanks Shinigami Eyes

ngl "I have evidence of you contacting the Baffler" is a really good meme phrase and not just because it sounds like Legally Distinct Batman is confronting someone about contacting Legally Distinct The Riddler

never known of anybody who wasn't cool with trans people that wasn't a huge fucking loser

this is now burned into my synapses as a modern "AI" LLM-based solution allegory

CLEAR is more than a decade old. When I worked there my colleague brought it up with CBP (y'know, DHS) when applying for a TN at the border and the CBP officer lit up and practically recited advertising material for it

AI discourse on this site

my current project has been stalled for weeks "it's hardware!" (it works for a while under test) "it's software!" (I submit a GH issue, which gets patched immediately, but still it fails) "it's both and it's neither. god damnit!" I finally catch it: "Brownout detector was triggered"

New Scientist publishes New Science where more than a terawatt is missing from a vibe source paper is the vibe source paper ... organic?

A.I. is literally just a dust-old marketing term - an adjective that means nothing and makes you look stupid if you use the term around my kind of nerds AIMA reduces it to "rational action" so they could write the rest of the fucking book (a holy text - my physical copy, red) 5ed should be brown

I see: a dorky PSA reminding pedestrians of an important life skill of the law is just words written down but people drive cars this skeet sees: how dare they not blame the car and blame the pedestrian instead because assigning responsibility exactly equals assigning blame

I've literally said nothing but I had to type a bunch of things in to even get here to chat and I'm not even sure that the other side of the chat is an actual human and not AI and I will speak to you as if you are AI and not repeat myself for a calculator

throwback to nearly burning my house down in the dumbest Rube-Goldberg way. I was making some coir loose by wetting it and then letting it dry and I put it on top of some reptile heaters I had been using in a fully-automated Martha tent that was shut off but guess who fat-fingered it back on

@thisvvitch on TikTok

When you build a natural language search solution but calling it AI is hype so you call it AI (which is true because AI as a moniker is meaningless) and everybody's mad at you now It's avoidable error, just don't call it fucking AI and the people that know it is anyway know too much to care

she couldn't just say "neigh"

speeding into a tree is better than speeding towards a tree in every way

yeah there's tens of jellybeans in this jar, I think

you should be able to summon @horsedisc.bsky.social on offense, like quote post X and it replies to a reply of X

everybody's talking about Moob! Well, actually, it's just the Moob account. but still

I'm willing to bet this is just an attempt to get Critical Stinker to shut the fuck up yeah, there's no symbolism at all, that's why I'm a writer (jingles keys for 2 hours)

"letting kids be kids" "cursive" are you fucking serious dude learning that pointless scribble is a moment where you stop being a kid and start being an adult that signs checks with it until you realize you don't need cursive for that and then you ask what it's good for and the answer is nothing

I think I found a new grift which is if you use a rotating discount code from a big place that does that and is somehow also Trump RX and don't update it the next month it will charge you more than providing a new number hey where would that $150 have gone? into whose butt?

Got flicked off while driving because a dipshit guy parked in a truck actively on a cell phone with his hands put his nose near the roadway and assumed I would let him pass when there was nobody behind me and I do want to frustrate more people like that

one of those betting sites must have an active bet for how much prescription fuckery will I tolerate before I go full John Rambo "canceled" with complete fucking silence again

Chuck Schumer sucks so bad - this is him in 2005 getting mad at data brokers and also technically misrepresenting Westlaw database access. He vows to do something about it and he did nothing about it. He was so surprised he could look up Brad Pitt's SSN! He even made a visual aid about it!

I've had a guy step out while I was riding but I was on a touring bike so I just maneuvered (can't on a cuddle Ninja) and yelled at him while I flicked him off. If he made me dump I would have murdered him in the street HOAman's stepping out was illegal for sure - should ticket that

wow the AI support is dumb as fuck

was considering engaging with this idea honestly to point out why it's shit but then a quick google reveals ... a self-edited Kerbal Space Program Wiki page "Engineer says" mmmhmm sure ksp-space-missions.fandom.com/wiki/Raphael...

More @ https://masto.ai/@HourlyPornhubbedHeathcliff

can't pick up my fucking prescriptions because a health insurance plan I cancelled doesn't notify my normal insurance that they are now the primary payer again and it supposedly takes business days to fix this

🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵

it's so funny because lactose intolerance is functionally a body saying it doesn't need mommy's milk anymore yeah, I'm a grown-up, independent man that doesn't need to be mommied. that's why I have lactase drops in the refrigerator and a surprisingly fast reminder when I forget to add them

I want to scream. IT'S ON THE TIN Huang said it was "at the geometry level"? Instant obvious lie - sampling is always post-geometry "Hello I would like a small part of the geometry rendered please" "do you mean a 'sample'" "yes" "would you like that Super Sampled? It's got Deep Learning" "... no"

a "diabetes educator" just told my mom that she has Type 1 based on vibes and I mean not impossible for a 79-year-old but endocrinologists exist she's an enmesher and that's like giving her a weapon

"In the event of a surge of immigration enforcement similar to what was seen in Minneapolis, I will turn off all cameras in order to prevent them from being abused by federal authorities." hell yeah