It's a kangaroo court if any of that stuff isn't suppressed anyway. Nobody Mirandized him. He personally possessed the backpack when they felt like seizing it This is just the DA trying to make a soft landing; motion in limine is before the court right now The whole case is going to be the video

Dexcom G7 "we need to contact your doctor for this prescription" okay and days later still not filled I contact office myself "request refill" -> refill denied "still has refills available" CVS cashier: "uh, it's in Prior Auth. sorry" *I immediately look like murder* me: "well, you didn't do it"

Found out the local high school starts at 8:50AM and I don't think I've been more jealous of their experience overall

she's absolutely a horrible person. Laura Wellington is like an avatar of narcissism itself - and her whole thing is monetizing the estrangement, which is directly furthering abuse "Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback" get a protection order, seriously, creative abuse should earn jailtime

"you have a new secure message!" "authenticate with MFA" (to the same e-mail address, okay bozo) the non-adoption of *either* PGP or S/MIME is such a shame. I mean Facebook needed zero people to support PGP notifications. They even tried to "give" it to my team simply because we maintained crypto

These dudes are going to look directly at your chest and crotch while you produce your government I.D. to earn the privilege to piss in a public building. It's for your safety, we're trying to stop perverts If you say "stop resisting" commandingly they will all pitch tents, guaranteed

saw a new scammer strat which is mention me in a post A reply with the scam post B delete post A the notification of the mention is elided but the reply notification remains also wasn't Bluesky PDS. Moderation is an N:M cartesian product nightmare eh

I serve a just god, yo

softies: yeah I was oncall today and we released GPT 5.2 me: condolences. anyway wanna hear a story about the last time I was oncall

fuck the Democrats. fuck 'em you see corruption and you're like "he's one of ours?" people can see your dumb ass. people are going to vote like you support a corrupt person because you literally are the response should be hey, well at least the evidence can go right to the ethics committee

USPS informed delivery sends ads to your fucking e-mail. Oh, you want the historical-NSA scan (Church Committee) of all your fucking postal mail? Fuck you, we're going to tell you to install apps and buy stamps and shit

my mind went here immediately

haha ruin a book by changing one letter re: fwd: rt: > Olivia Nuzzi's flopping book is called "American Canto" uh, let's play something else instead

1. no, because they can't operate private emergency rooms and you're never going to believe this, but hospitals are subsidized 2. a federal officer appointed with the advice and consent of the senate, like everything 3. no, but this Q is a non sequitur. also I've had to do that in this system

damn this was like watching a presidential debate

framing this as a "potentially fatal dose" is so shit every single self-administered dose of insulin I've taken is a "potentially fatal dose" - but always weighed against the risk of a guaranteed fatal non-dose and test's LD50 is so high it is just not physically plausible

fuck CVS in the ear I can't turn on any reminders from them because they spam the shit out of me when they do; I can't turn on auto refills because they are extremely unreliable. so I have to "raw dog" prescription ordering ...and I forgot in November, so I'm about to run out of medical devices

horror film where the AI dead grandparents are trying to get their grandkids to "print them out" so the demon they're actually talking to can have a flesh vessel at some point they watch an instructional video, presented whole, which is "just" a collab between The Thought Emporium and Voidstar Labs

make them use Wingdings, coward

"all of them"

one thing I immediately notice is they add breaths to the voice but the whole voice is rage inducing, it's uncanny valley. gonna need "please say the word 'fuck' " as a clanker detector wagie: I'm actually not allowed to say the word "fuck". oh, fuck... clanker: [human birdsong]

a Quentin Tarantino story is he has an adopted brother because his mom basically started taking care of an effectively abandoned neighborhood kid ... and the kid's Guardian Ad Litem was PRO BONO. Because QT has a deep, deep grudge against his mother (fee-covered GAL is usually a no-brainer)

Luigi is so Italian that he took a hoagie to a McDonalds

it was and is so funny that Gunnery Sargent Bosworth's unit was "Reality Labs" in Reality [Dry] Labs everyone's going to join our multiverse in the actual wet lab of reality, we're doing a terabyte per second of cat picture and video uploads - and nobody takes my Cat Dating app seriously

"I have quaaludes ADHD and he has cocaine ADHD" nailed it

swearing means my progress is blocked cackling means I've hit a milestone

it's so bad outside of Seattle one sign should always say Northbound: Seattle. and I consider it a failure that nobody said "Federal Way Downtown? SHUT THE FUCK UP". To ensure everybody's happy, everyone is equally miserable

i'm totally fine with HEALTHFULNESS! being yelled at me as loud as my sneeze was. it's acknowledging the thunderclap and announcing to everyone that they will provide future updates if I burst a blood vessel and/or die

wow! my A1c dropped! (my blood cells no longer live long enough to get glycosylated)

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/

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Nuke plants are so fuckin' instrumented that there's really no risk to the technology, which is not LLMs because it's not Trigun and the plants don't speak english This is a good use of holistic machine recommendations. Human error flowing from being under-informed is the classic meltdown cause

CVS Wrapped ordered by the state medical officer should be a crime actually a crime DEA failing half their mission last supply because the manufacturer is silently done with it and also the final manufacturer of that hormone I can't make (all of these are true)

[explaining autism to a child] I prefer to call it Trainium poisoning

troll of the year

Omg the drunk lady I just sat next to on the train

[dhb] some of y'all don't know the difference between FIRE and Fat FIRE and it shows

"I know you don't care, but" treatment of the autistic black sheep stay winning

Computer Vision has been around so long and is so good now that radiologists have more or less given up on doing anything manually. If they want to get their skills back up in the funniest irony ever the AI supervises their meat-learning and like all it ever needed was a Quadro in a plain PC

well I suppose not all Scientists are Computer Scientists who can say "unequivocally no they fucking aren't" and prove it by showing how they work

this phishing is going to get a lot of people It's a micropython vuln, and this thing ain't micropython, and it's almost 2026

Neighmo

House of Cosbys is funny but this shit is unwatchable bad twice today I've seen AI output applied to real life by someone who could not make the threshold to make the output honestly and you could give a surgery robot to a monkey and the monkey will think it's accomplished something

wait how did it think it was a CSV file if it didn't parse it?

its entire existence is shortcut

this phishing attempt wins for the most wrong. the device itself is two-factor, and it also is literally a FIDO device or in easier terms it requires something you know *before* becoming something you have "Enter your PIN (so we can nab yer BTC)"

my sister is studying for an AI privacy certification exam and I told her outright that there's nothing I can do except harm that effort with accuracy proud though because she figured out on her own just through the absence of specificity that AI is a vibe label, not a concrete characteristic