finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

I love that in Tasmania you can apparently just have a local monster that you have to orient your whole life around as it destroys every traffic cone that angers it

Yeah but I read theory

like three weeks ago the president spent the entire day pretending he was going to start a nuclear war against a nation of 90 million people i don't want hear shit about how the "rhetoric" against him is too harsh, eat glass

If you get traumatized while voluntarily attending a leisure event run by Nazis a possible downside is a lack of sympathy.

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

You know how everyone is (rightfully) mad at Elon Musk for DOGE cuts resulting in hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths in African countries? Mark Carney did the same thing without any negative press. Cut $2.7 billion from international foreign AID which will result in thousands of deaths

“If you ask tobacco companies to help write your school’s policy on cigarettes…you’re going to end up with guidance on how to smoke responsibly in school.”

Higher acceptance of sex crimes, same reason as everyone else who announces this

te amo gatinho técnico de ar condicionado

do you want to see the whole crew rushing from one high-stakes phaser fight to another? no. nobody wants to see that. we want to see bashir and o'brien playing darts

The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested! (Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!) www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?

If you're enjoying Swan Boy, consider joining the patreon! If you're not enjoying it? Join anyway. Would be a great way to get in my head. Next level move for a hater.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

“People need to be nicer to each other online” and “people need to develop thicker skin because it’s not normal or healthy to get upset at everything you don’t agree with” are two statements than can and should coexist actually

if you havent changed your pronouns a second time you should at least try it

The premise of this story is "what if mammary tissue was contagious" and also "what if Yoko Ono did bioterrorism"

So saddened to hear about Gary Kelley’s passing. Kelley has been my favorite illustrator since i’ve been in art school, and you cannot overstate the level of influence he’s had on the American illustration cannon. One of the greatest to ever do it, and A terrible loss

incredible tyler robinson victory. massive tyler robinson domination. eternal tyler robinson superiority

was thinking to myself "damn there's a lot of mid movies this year" then I remembered that most movies are mid

“lifeforce into a sock”

viktor orban gonna lose so bad he has to run for a seat in alberta

critically important toggle; they'll slap this one on stuff that just has, like, queer slogans or pride iconography, because this website's moderation is shit from an ass

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

Co-founder of Graveyard Keeper dev Lazy Bear Games regularly posts AI art & asks for help with AI gen code Going as far as feeding his own games art into the slop machine The game itself is from 2018 so it predates the stuff, but they announced a sequel & I expect it to be full of AI-gen slop

When all is said and done, let it be remembered that the ones that fought against the trans community hardest were a bunch of warmongering, sex trafficking, racist pedophiles.

Fun fact! There's a whole community dedicated to jailbreaking and modding kindles. You don't need to settle for this. kindlemodding.org

Guys, The Bulwark is a conservative publication. I know they're anti-Trump, but that doesn't mean they're pro anything you believe in. Please do not repost things from this outlet uncritically.

This disproves a lot of right wing ideas about the causes of the decline in marriage rates

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

Troubling new Artemis II photo of Earth.

Basically you have to understand that you’re here as a sort of parasite on someone else’s grift where they make vcs pay for their hobby. You’re black mold in the wall of an adult daycare. Embrace it but know it is transient.

Try extending that graph to the left. There's a reason it was truncated there. This is a perfectly normal usage profile. Whenever a user joins a given site, there's a standard falloff curve where a fraction leaves. Since Bluesky's users have mainly come in spikes, that's just the normal curve.

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

is it folk horror or did you get scared by a circle of trees

"People are so mean on Bluesky!" My dude an entire hate movement metastasized on Twitter, reshaping world politics, *BEFORE* Musk was in charge. Facebook facilitated a genocide! You had a bad take and got made fun of for a day. Get some perspective.

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

At this point women in gaming should be able to join a class action lawsuit against YouTube Twitch etc for monetizing hate raids on targeted individuals. Private citizens shouldn’t have to fit the bill for fighting YouTubers and streamer legal fights when YouTube profits from harassment traffic.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

death of the author is intended as a framework for literary analysis that entails disregarding paratext and the intentions of the creator in order to create an "objective" analysis of a text. it's not intended as a way to absolve yourself of guilt for financially contributing to a creator who sucks

I call on Keir Starmer to step up and end this war right now with a bold act of statesmanship: sell nuclear weapons to Iran