Nice sun you got there has anybody ever tried flying a lot closer to it

I do not know who is responsible for how the print spool works in Windows but know that, whoever you are, you will not see the light of heaven.

*me, in a trance* MUST. LISTEN. TO. HOT. DOG.

Des Moines has you all beat

*looks at my number of posts on this site* sweet hell I post a lot without saying a fucking thing

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

BEHOLD THIS GLORY

RIP Ebertfest :(

Gentle reminder that if you turn off hardware decoding in your browser you can still stream stuff off of Disney+ and there might be some other things you can do that involve OBS or other software like that. In case anyone needed that reminder.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

So I'm listening to ABC in the background and, my god, the fucking hagiography.

The icon for 'save post' should be Jerry's avi.

What Would Himmel Do

While I do appreciate people checking in on me, sometimes it’s a bit overwhelming having people asking “how are you doing” when you know they don’t want to hear “really fucking depressed and desperately needing some goddamn alone time.”

please stop asking me on last minute dates I am not an afterthought that jumps when you want me to

A website that lets you select a country or state and move it around a Mercator projection map to yield better size comparisons. thetruesize.com, created by James Talmage and Damon Maneice

sexy watto vs big tiddy alf

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

Tried explaining Sexy Watto to a normal person.

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

*smashing that refresh button*

Coworkers were discussing gooning today. They're mad about it because "it's supposed to be about evil henchmen!"

And goodnight Oasis

It’s good to be bad

Just thinking about Portal of Evil and Portal of Evil News again.

I got to meet one of my childhood heroes, Roberta Williams, and talk to her for hours and it's one of the coolest experiences of my life. That will only make sense to a narrow band of you, but I'm fine with that. Big thanks to @gameinformer.com for asking me to do this. Roberta Williams. The legend.

Oh lookie here another perfect RiotGrlErin thread (rerelease).

Tim Curry on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993), in costume as Cardinal Richelieu, holding an original GameBoy.

Once again I refuse to believe her name isn’t pronounced jizzlane.

Does anyone know what it means to “French-lock a locker”?

IMPORTANT

if you see this post a robot

Help I’m dead

Okay, now the Skull Knight is basically saying that Guts is Daffy Duck in “Duck Amuck” and that Griffith is Chuck Jones, which, that’s legitimately terrifying.

I have gotten more joy out of watching this man take his snake to the vet than I have out of entire seasons of some TV shows www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JRc...

STUCK BOAT

Slightly diminish a band: Commander & Tennille

LibreOffice, I just wanted to see what this fucking .doc file was. I didn't want you spending 30 fucking minutes updating yourself. Maybe next time fucking ask me if I wanted to wait for your stupid fucking update cycle before fucking doing it #fuckingopensource

It’s…honestly a bit messed up but there really has been one particular person I’ve wanted to hear from through all of this and I’m sad that I haven’t and it’s just the dumbest fucking thing.

On the one hand, I’m kinda jealous with all the sex right-wingers are having. On the other hand, the sex seems bizarre and stupid and unsatisfying and I don’t feel jealous over that.

yeah today it's a reactionary thing mostly, but for a long fuckin' time until *very* recently there was way too much tolerance for this shit in left and liberal spaces. from "oh it's not harming anyone" to "different ways of knowing". RFK jr fucking came from that milieu.

Do…do I crave transient, temporary relationships? Not sexual (I’ve already accepted I do crave that at times), but, like those weird bonding moments you have with a person or people that last for like a day but you all know you’re never seeing each other again.