Drop something TELEPHONIC

Happy Rex Manning Day to those who celebrate.

Okay but seriously where the fuck are the other nations of the world.

So. Uh. Is the rest of the world just not reacting to this or am I just missing it.

As more people distance themselves from Trump it’s helpful to accept their mistakes with grace and help them back to reality. I’m not gonna do that, I’m gonna mock them viciously, but, you know, it’s helpful. Someone should do that. Not me though.

Heartbreak fucking sucks yo.

Every once in a while I think of that Star Trek thing where Data has an emotion chip that he can turn on and off and I become incredibly jealous of a fictional android.

k you may not have known that you need a Bill Nighy podcast in your life but you do because it’s wonderful.

...you know sometimes I think bunches of people really do not fundamentally understand that Protestants don't actually have any relationship with the Pope. Like...he's not their Pope. They are under no obligations, whatsoever, to give a fuck about the Pope's opinions or decrees.

Who among us has not found ourselves at a Waffle House by mysterious means after a very long night

I have been staring at this for 20 minutes. I can see it when I close my eyes. It is beyond sense. It both defies reason and is the ontology of all that we seek. It is the essence of essence itself, and it compels me to look upon the void of oblivion and whisper incomprehensible madness.

I honestly feel a little petty finding so much joy in this but honestly this Clavicular dude just seems like the douchey douchebag and deserves derision, shame, and mockery.

I just compared the use of global variables with ADR and I dunno if that makes me smart or makes me an idiot.

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

It’s the 25th year anniversary of Invader ZIM…

IMPORTANT

The is amazing.

maybe my favorite thing on the internet: neal.fun/deep-sea/

Look, SpamAssassin, I have fed you at least 5 examples, every goddamn day, of this particular type of spam, for fucking months. Stop scoring it less than 5.0. This shit should be, like over 10.0. Did you forget how to Bayesian. What the fuck man.

This is exactly how I remember the show. Exactly.

And if you’re able, rip the discs and reencode in open formats. Rip, strip, encode.

Beware of Wizzrobes

We can get this shit over 10% if we try.

Having a broken heart is stupid. 0/10. Do not recommend.

no i dont use windows i use

The last time I used FreeBSD was 6.2. Been meaning to look back at it. Now seems like a good time.

had a dream where i was about to try a big bag of wario branded potato chips but then a guy walked by and grabbed the whole bag and started feeding it to his baby in a baby carrier he was holding. i woke up mad but have since come to accept that he simply went for the most wario move

Can someone make this real.

wow mr president

who got that good systemd fork

I swear to fuck if my BIOS requires a birthdate we’re throwing all technology into the fucking sun. Fucking asinine.

Okay so this is making me want to post some anime openings I've really liked over the years so I'm just gonna go ahead and do that starting with Gunsmith Cats: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXE4...

So if AI Psychosis is a thing that happens because the human mind breaks when it's trapped by a sycophant who affirms every thought, agrees with every delusion - does this give us a window into what's been happening into the ultra rich , and why they're such broken people?

*Frieren, reading a grimoire containing a spell to teleport someone to a Waffle House*

It feels meaningful that Chuck Norris died on Mr. Rogers' birthday but I'm not sure exactly in what way.

Donald Trump is stupid as hell and we should be very explicit about saying that Donald Trump is stupid. Every single news discussion should at least touch on the fact that Donald Trump is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet, stated clearly, plainly, and explicitly.

It’s the law.

Muppet Empire Records where Rex Manning is the only human.

A cool chart! reporter.anu.edu.au/all-stories/...

movie posters but with muppets: thread

how dudes see themselves when they boot up Ridge Racer Type 4 for the millionth time It's me. I'm dudes.

Just muttered to myself "just gonna rawdog it" when eating the Pop Tart without throwing it in the toaster.

I mean yes I can wait until May for the new Tori album but I want the new Tori album now.

Hey other nations of the world, I have an idea: "We will consider sending ships and aid to the United States if the United States releases the entirety of the Epstein Files".