It me, dad

My son just told me is favourite sentence is: “I didn’t say we should kill him” because if you emphasise each different word it changes the entire meaning

Same, Uni. Same.

oops, i cloned another sound card! this is the Beavis Ultrasound, an open source clone of the Gravis Ultrasound PnP. yes, i know there are already clones of this card, but mine provides the full schematic and matches the original board layout. github.com/schlae/Beavi...

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

Japanese movie posters go so hard

I really will play Fear & Hunger one day.

feelings are stupid

This is your periodic reminder that disabling hardware acceleration in your browser generally enables something like OBS to record video streams in your browser. This is a purposeless post in response to nothing whatsoever.

It’s silly I know but every time I hear some Camera Obscura out in the wild I feel a little better inside.

Legit surprised by how far back this went.

Okay this is goddamn perfect.

Out on the town having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing too.

This is a top-tier "when the potato salad has raisins in it" reaction image.

Fuck yeah GDQ time

Gonna do drugs to undo the sads.

Goddamn I suck.

NEW VERA DREW PROJECT REPEAT NEW VERA DREW PROJECT

8-bit tunes can be forever-bangers. Post your forever-bangers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-0y...

No frog left straight

I too, notably, live on the Thirst Floor 🥵😎🤙

Happy 4th of July!

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

This may be one if my favorite parentheticals.

For a number of reasons this weekend is going to prove to be emotionally challenging so if my shitposting looks extra unhinged it's because of that.

ALL HAIL THE INFOWARS ELF

Rhaenyra to Aemond:

Okay this is very, very dope.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

@buttplug.io y'all familiar with this thing

…probably shouldn’t have a crush on my roulette dealer.

Q-tip in ear feel good

Look if you want to just read the Wikipedia synopsis for a movie instead of watching the movie none of us are gonna stop you but some of us want to watch a movie so maybe just read your synopsis and shut up.

...did *anyone* actually watch Angus.

if you fuck up a meal just call it Ohio style and serve it anyway

When someone quotes your funny post with a way funnier post

The humpy dance is your chance

My sister-in-laws’ cat is a truly ridiculous creature.

Forrest Gump: (intermittently while recounting his incredible life story at the bus stop) Really. you've never heard of any of this shit

NEW CARLY RAE ALERT NEW CARLY RAE

9 years ago Choose Me MV released 2017/6/26 * Band-Maid OTD *

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