I dunno why I say dumb shit like “I just wish someone gave a shit about me” when I’m lamenting over one very specific person with this shit.

Bash Script Issues Apology

Starting the new year like

hello void i am drunk and high and really don't have anyone in my personal life that i wanna talk to right now so happy new year

new year gonna try to start giving a fuck again but i gotta be honest i dunno about all that shit

fuck yeah drugs

May 2025 go fuck itself

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

2025 recapped

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains

I hope to one day be worthwhile to someone.

…okay I get this is a joke and all but it’s gonna take some willpower to not wear arm floaties to the next symphony I go to.

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

It always warms my stoner heart when I see an old lady pull out a 1.5G heavy hitter from their purse.

Whenever someone tells me to go fuck myself I interpret that as them wishing me well when I go home to masturbate and ya know thanks for that bud I appreciate that I will enjoy doing that later on.

Seasons greetings.

I feel like I can’t tell my friends and family the things that are making me sad because, honestly and truly, I am tired of being yelled at for being sad. (I understand I am inviting strangers to yell at me for being sad but honestly that prospect doesn’t feel painful at all)

Fuck yeah a movie made just for me *sobs uncontrollably*

why does gvfs suck balls

*me, having the sads*

Post your forever-bangers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=82rL...

I'm pretty sure I'm somewhere in 'ball'.

Real tempted to replace my $1000 GPU with a different $1000 GPU so that my *checks note* file dialogs in Ubuntu open in less than 10 seconds. Goddamn. Fucking hell. Open-source software. Sometimes. Goddamn. Sometimes.

FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!

to cheer you up, here's Patrick Warburton and his sons (two of which may actually be clones???) doing Kronk lines

Z (1996)

Stay safe out there y'all

Not really wanting to look at reality right now so imma see if you can naneinf Ballionaire.

can I say something without everyone getting mad

Happy Folgercest to those who celebrate. www.gq.com/story/folger...

May your timeline be blessed by MASSIVE DUCK.

One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

I hope your sweet Saturday night playlist is hitting all the right notes

3 years ago Choose Me MV milestone surpassed 12 million views 2022/12/13 * Band-Maid OTD *

This thread delivers the Christmas cheer I need right now.

*that little hit of anxiety when typing rm -rf as root*

ddr five thousands bucks a gig amirite *gets hit in face with frying pan*

(via wandering.shop/@valkyrie/11...)

Drop a lawyer

It is December 10th. Happy “What Would Shirley Do” day to all who celebrate.

Post your forever-bangers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJe...