I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment. Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.

After a week of ridiculous Republican smears and Trump claiming that “very few people are going to be there,” you just made history. #NoKings

at first glance, these two signs appear to be giving opposing advice.

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

So I gave my dad the money I made on my 13th birthday to put in the stock market, and he bought me Microsoft stock with it. So technically, I'm a Microsoft shareholder, and they should do as I say

Andrew Cuomo is incapable of speaking clearly and directly about Trump’s authoritarianism.

Back when I worked at a grocery store, these assholes would sometimes be outside ringing their bells asking for donations. Never gave them a dime.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a powerful antibody, known as 04_A06, that is able to neutralize 98.5% of MORE THAN 300 different HIV strains AND permanently reduce HIV viral load to undetectable levels, making it one of the broadest-acting antibodies against HIV identified to date.

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

I want a smut fic where a t girl jabs her thigh with a needle of estrogen before railing someone

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

The lioness is a lesbian, and she frequently rejects the lion's advances.

Art by @nihonio.bsky.social, concept by @whisgoon.bsky.social.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

if your response to this - a basic statement of sympathy about an attack on a synagogue - is to bring up Israel, please delete your account

They let me on CNN

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happy halloween

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

this was just sent to me. you have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

hey guys check this out

This is the future the liberals want to take from you

Yuri on ice but it's actual yuri and its about a hockey player and an ice skater who keep running into each other during practice and they hate each other. Until they don't

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

Report: Laura’s Divorce Threatens Razor-Thin Democratic Majority In Family https://theonion.com/report-laura-s-divorce-threatens-razor-thin-democratic-1819576924/

be very careful about what you post online

Cool epic pride month comic this is an idea I’ve had for literal years

Hello, I joined Nov ‘24 and I have incredibly shitty opinions

Hot take but no prostate play for straight men until queer folks have equal rights

*American sees American thing happening in America* Wha-what are we? A bunch of communists?!?!

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills: "Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

How your email finds me:

But if you pay reparations to all the Indigenous, Black, and all other peoples that amerikkka has harmed, there'll be nothing left of amerikkka!.... Yeah, about that....💁‍♀️

“We’re going to shove you into this haunted circle and convert its screams into pictures we use to guess at what your insides look like. Also it rips metal out of you because it hungers for iron.” Medicine isn’t real.

Good for her

bsky out of context

look man we all think it but you're not supposed to say it

when you're a leftist online

I keep seeing people say things like, “Well we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive. We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.