Fuck!!!!!!!!!

Yeah can I get the cake slice combo with a side of cookies and a large chocolate milk? To go please

the far right is just doing the birthday boy defense at this point you just have to laugh

Died

welcome to my clusterfuck of a backpack

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Bugs when you lift up a rock

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Hey all! Opinion guy here! Gonna stream tomodachi life on Thursday 7PM EST. I'II be taking all kinds of requests for funny stuff to put on the island youtube.com/@machinot

Does anyone remember them. Like if you agree

April fools

I….. I uh… I’m…. I… I’m … grunk…. Off the skloop? 💬8,726 ♻️12,836 🤍0

People are saying she looks like a dog with a snout when I’m just trying to do this kinda thing u see in chibi people I don’t understand

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I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy. www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

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Right wing people are subhuman ghouls

Look at her next to her from like a couple months ago it looks so primitive now

they call you a ‘fearless warrior for truth’ when you defend a pedophile president for getting with 15 years olds now

Why is that truck so big

Jay Jones winning after the texting scandal like

funniest outcome last night was nearly 2 in 3 politically active Californians slamming the 'yes' button on the 'Delete Republican Districts' measure

Breaking: per AP polls, Dick cheney is the new NYC governor as 61.6% of voter write him in

Me when im imagining myself in a situation and describing it

“Rapist rights group” invited to speak at a university by a “gender critical” affiliated right wing shitstain