And also in honor of the release of MANDALORIAN AND GROGU, here is the greatest piece of unofficial Yoda merchandise (a painting that I spotted on eBay over 20 years ago!).

I kinda wish I had seen Sinners in the theater. Parts of it are so widescreen that it was basically a ribbon of light across my tablet (I'm sorry, David Lynch, wherever you are, but "on my tablet" is how I watch almost every movie)

I think this take crashed bluesky

Choking down rage listening to an extremely popular film podcast where they're speculating on questions you could definitively answer by reading a Wikipedia article, lol. It's fine, I need to relax!

ye gods!

Birth rate discourse is like “It turns out if you give women more choices, they’re less likely to make ones that make their lives harder.” Which is really helpful in figuring out how we can improve society somewhat. But instead people are like wow giving women more choices was a mistake

From 1913:

Banksy strikes again

Why does James Franco look older than Eric Roberts now? Also, why would you hire James Franco to do this when you could hire Eric Roberts?? I saw Eric Roberts in someone's fan film, you could definitely hire him

It seems pretty explicable to me, lol

I had that dream again

Current status: singing “moose diorama” to the tune of “Smooth Operator” in my mind

I shouldn't be showing you this... but I got the first typeset proofs of @beckbook.com and the interior title page looks fucking STYLISH The rest of the layout looks great too, but posting anything else would be a spoiler PREORDER NOW: beckbook.com

Fuck do I care? Don't publish this shit.

frankly I have come to believe techies are illiterate. science fiction isn't about the future, stupid. it's about the current political situation but set in space so no one gets mad. duh!

Having all entertainment styled to your own dull, limited fetishes is a fast road to an unshakable belief that this should be your actual experience of life. It's solipsistic, sociopathic, and also lame, because if you were that interesting you wouldn't just be sitting there watching TV, would you?

I used to get laughed at when I pointed out that Brave New World was the more pernicious and unshakable dystopian vision than 1984. I stand by that. I always will.

I love this and I hope everyone who has the opportunity boos billionaire-owned, consumer facing "A.i." in public at every opportunity. We don't have to pretend it's cool if we don't think it's acceptable!

i got kicked out of the Future Crimes Unit after i dropped my ice cream cone into the precog tank and it killed the weird little guy in it

After much consideration, I'd have to go with Carter (1977-81). It's a pretty narrow slice, but I feel like I could drill down on those years forever and keep finding cool stuff.

I kind of love this era of Herb Trimpe because he's doing bigfoot cartooning filtered through like Rob Liefeld, only he can actually draw. It ends up looking like this bizarre outsider art.

Share a horror movie that isn't talked about enough

I don't know if it's just me, but I am finding movies/TV as dull and unrewarding as they were in my youth (years beginning in "1"). I barely watch anything anymore and find it mostly exhausting when I do.

beer mom

Yeah but it won't be by making things better will it. Itll be telling poor ppl they're idiots for thinking shit costs more

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

I hope she is sitting in her mold castle having just the worst day because of this

don’t be in such a devil of a hurry to sink!

HERE IS SOMETHING I CAN'T UNDERSTAND What's the deal with airplane food!?

How quickly Liberals forget. nymag.com/intelligence...

Haul in the chains! Let the carcase go astern!

Fucking liberals 😒

restaurant

I propose an immediate moratorium on horror movies where the way to dodge a death curse is to have one's heart stopped and then restarted. It's an embarrassment to the death curse genre, and frankly, to Death itself.

If you watched Breaking Bad and thought Walter White was the hero then not only did you miss the entire point, you pulled Walter White into our reality except darker and more evil, like in Wes Craven's New Nightmare

"Ah, yes. Your father's 'Liquid Swords Tweet.' This is the weapon of an Obama Era Poster. Not as clumsy or random as a 2026 politics skeet. An elegant weapon for a more ill-informed age..."

By the Lord, I must have been dreaming, though—How? how? how?

today you have the ability to confirm that I was not lying to you about Animal Farm opening with a rap song with the line "E-I, E-I, E-I, let’s go!" I recommend just taking my word for it www.avclub.com/animal-farm-...

I’m directing 1984 and am going to have Winston Smith karate kick O’Brien out of a skyscraper window and shout ‘Tell Big Brother he’s next!’ There’s a big animated dance sequence with rats at the end.

All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life

The Cenobites want to tear your soul apart. This is actually not very complicated, in theory. I don't know how to tear someone's soul apart IRL. It probably involves working retail.

A lot of people are mad about this, but I think it would be neat if Pinhead was like, "All I ever wanted in this life was to make custom furniture. I would have had such sights to show you." "Wow," I'd think to myself in the theater. "He's just like me."

A post from Mark Evanier on not letting whatever new awful thing Trump's up to prevent you from doing what you need to do: www.newsfromme.com/2026/04/28/a...

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

I would be really good at this JSYK