This. Fuck, this so often

Theatrical films are very over and it's incredibly bizarre to me that anyone thinks the way to save cinema is to let an angry nepobaby who loves Donald Trump have WB. Yes, you can have endless sequels to Rush Hour in theaters forever. Is that really what anybody normal wants?

was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT

What is so funny to me is that Trump only wants a peace prize because Obama got one. But he has said Obama did nothing to earn his, which is actually true! So logically, Trump should just not care if he gets one or not, right? ... right?

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?

So, what's the deal with the Ellisons? I hate that every few years I have to learn about a new family of rich people actively destroying America.

‘Washington Post’ Publishes Editorial Defending FBI Raid On Its Reporter https://theonion.com/washington-post-publishes-editorial-defending-fbi-raid-on-its-reporter/

Man, Eddington is not the way I should have spent my snow day. I like Ari Aster, but I think someone needs to give him a good novel to adapt, is all I'm saying here

something big is happening

Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him

Joe Rogan calling ICE the gestapo is probably a sign of what other morons are starting to figure out. It only took a guy shooting a woman in the face on video and calling her a fucking bitch

I think it's sad that Scott Adams didn't meet his success with grace, humility and gratitude. That thing where you think you're the smartest guy in the room never pays off. When your doodles of nerds make you a millionaire, it's God or luck, it ain't you, lol.

Comic artist LeBeau Underwood’s daughter has been missing in Chicago since yesterday morning. Please share in the hopes we can bring the family a happy conclusion to this.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

In case you’re wondering whether the pro-ICE reactions to Renee Nicole Good’s murder are natural, here’s a comment that was just left on my video. My video about anti-transgender bias at the BBC. I haven’t made a video about Good yet. youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto

This is a little bit TOO on the nose, TBH, but here we are.

Guys, the Avengers runtime is a joke. That movie doesn't come out until Christmas, which means the CGI team won't even be assigned to start working on it until Thanksgiving weekend

rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks

That's not the point

fate, universe, and all associated parties: i beg you for opportunities to use this as a gif VERY frequently in the coming years

It dawned on me that Stephen Miller, JD Vance and Pete Hegseth are all of appropriate age and temperament for me to believe they once spanked it over issues of The Authority

1950-something

My girlfriend's grandpa, I'm told, used to love watching action movies and saying things like, "You just wait 'til old Conan gets ya," during the scenes where the bad guys do bad things. I've grown obsessed with the phrase. You just wait 'til old Conan gets ya.

Please ask yourself how useful it is to windily opine that "things have always been like this." You may sound world-weary and cool to you, but the way it reads to me is you're encouraging passivity and not giving a fuck. Consider silence. Thank you.

Yes, the subtle nuance of an unarmed woman getting shot in the face. What the fuck is wrong with you

This is also on Mubi right now, which you can probably get a free trial for. It's been on Mubi for over a year, which you probably didn't know until right now because no one knows how to advertise anything anymore.

Imagine a world where democrats did a fucking thing if you can

CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…

Here is the fundraiser for Renee Good’s wife and son, from a very trusted source.

AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.

We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

This is a lie and should not be spread. Renee Good has a wife, who was, horrifically, in the car with her when she was executed by the government. It is flatly untrue to assert that child has no one else in his life.

The current problem is Trump, but democrats cannot just run some centrist piece of crap again in 2028 and hope to win -- Trump will not be running, and whoever does run is going to try and distance himself from this chaos, and it could easily work.

"She said she felt as if the ICE agents were untrained, inexperienced and didn’t know what they were doing. Heller said the driver was being told to leave but also being instructed to stop at the same time, then the man "just fired" his gun."

I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...

At the very least, I think each of Good's survivors -- her wife, her child, whoever else -- deserve the same $50k payment that guy got for enlisting in ICE.

FINALLY

This would be a good moment for top editors in our major news organizations to call a meeting to announce to their staff that Trump has lost his mind and you don’t have to cover him like he’s normal anymore.

I honestly don’t think there’s a single figure in American history who has fundamentally shifted the way I understand the world I live in more radically than Fred Hampton. once you know the story you can’t un-know it and you see it repeated everywhere

We are all living through an undeclared civil war. That’s what’s happening. And frankly, if you listen closely: they have declared it. It’s just that the billionaire-controlled media refuses to recognize and report it as such

Oh. ICE is kinda fucked.

a video taken by the eyewitness, Emily Heller, shows agents denying a self-identified physician access to the victim and telling bystanders to “just relax.” “How can I relax? You just killed my fucking neighbor,” Heller responded. “How the fuck do you show up to work every day?”

Talking about better training has to be the weakest fucking response to an agent of the state murdering someone and the administration smearing the dead woman as a domestic terrorist

"Secret police" is often misunderstood to mean a force that operates covertly, with all their operations secret. But a secret police force's actions are often public. The secret part is hiding their identities, because they're breaking laws to hurt politically disfavored people, and fear reprisals.

What can they say about the man who shot her? "Of all the divorced guys I ever knew, he is the most divorced." "For a white guy, that's a pretty solid fade." "I once saw him climb an entire flight of stairs. They don't let you be in ICE unless you can go up stairs, you have to be jacked."

"I just don't see how the cold blooded murder of a mother in Minneapolis is going to bring back the 5 for 5 deal at Arby's"