he could have gotten another tattoo of calvin peeing on the skull if he really wanted that senate seat bad enough. guess he didn’t

Friendly reminder to interim U.S. attorneys

A new candidate for the Maine Senate Democratic primary has announced his intention to run.

I'm so tired. Somebody please make things slow down a little. History needs to breathe.

Orn Bortle Orfter Anorter (2025)

If you walked up to an ICE facility and offered them a big tray of homemade food, do you think they’d take it?

Portland ICE facility now.

Debate me bros coming over from Twitter only to discover bluesky’s very effective nuclear block

I am reel Amrecan from Tennessee oblast, you should not go No King rally, very dangerous, they will get you photo and put black bag on babushka.

Blockety block block BLOCK!!!

US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky. Block on sight. Protect your digital space. Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them. The detach quote function will come in very handy here…

Guys, simply block the government on here and they’ll go away. It’s a government of posters and they’re looking for fodder, just treat them like the trolls that they are.

My husband every time he gives me updates about his woodworking project

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Walking into a Republican's office in 2025.

to all new bluesky members, welcome. a note about 'netiquette': here instead of saying "tweeting" we say "busting a fat nut"

Volodymyr Zelenskyy has done more good for cis people than Leonard J. Crabs. Full stop.

There are NAZIS at the NAZI BAR?

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

That's the same registration number as the plane featured in this piece, so I think we have Dimitri Neonakis to thank for this. skiesmag.com/news/halifax...

A pilot out in Nova Scotia seems to have had some fun yesterday. www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

Yesterday I was told that the class I’m scheduled to teach this month, Confronting Oppression & Injustice, is no longer part of our curriculum. This is a required class yet there was no discussion, no faculty vote, just an email saying the class no longer exists. This is what it’s like in Texas now.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

BRB, working on my new single person shooter video game where you play as a fighter jet pilot whose job is to smoke out and then strafe Antifa headquarters across the globe. It’s called Qatar Hero.

it's not FOR us

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

Why does Bruce Wayne not use his vast wealth and resources to build some sort of superhero persona and tackle crime directly, akin to that Batman fella?

😭 IG newberlinlibrary

Probably forced to watch the rest of the Ravens game, too.

Has anyone checked to see if things get even better here in Omelas if we chuck another kid or two in the oubliette

The World Cup Will Be Opening In Mexico, Not Chump's USA, Because The World Has Lost Respect For Chump's America......

*sitting in a government reeducation camp talking about how much this fucking sucks* some random asshole: and you’re SURPRISED?

Last year, CNN ran a “fact check” of Kamala HQ that claimed we were lying for saying Trump’s plan is Project 2025. Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan. Legacy media failed the country.

I like Superman, but Peacemaker's newest episode really shows Gunn works best when he can go from funny to super-violent to heartbreaking in under two minutes.

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

"We, the GOP, don’t want a shutdown, but that’s just how things go when you only control all three branches of government."

@aewontv.bsky.social You all need to talk to HBOMax and make sure that I never see another ICE ad during Dynamite or I will cancel my subscription and I won’t purchase another PPV off of it ever…

Hot take? The annual “Weird Al should do the halftime show” people are as cringe as the “Metallica should do the halftime show” people

In this house we: Post links in the original post Say murder and kill instead of "unalive" Block early and block often