PICTURED: an easy guide on who gutted the Voting Rights Act

HER: Spirit, should I have sex with this guy? ME: *tries to push the ouija pointer to yes but it won't move* (under breath) grandma, PLEASE

Thelma and Grogu

yes, everything is terrible, but that's because it is

This is terrific

good morning everyone

lmao bro I got banned for 3 days over saying Trump should be tried for treason and given the punishment it prescribes. If giving a legal opinion about clear evidence is now an extremist position; you've got yourself a porblem.

BREAKING: room full of journalists waiting to be told what happened

if Kash Patel even blinks once, he dies

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kidz bop gregorian chants

Jr. stands for Junior just like Lr. stands for Lunior

Jesus Hernandez Christ

Saw these two dudes in a hotel parking lot. One guys was racing his RC truck around and the other guy just watching. Kinda wholesome

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

*moss growing over me and mushrooms growing out of me* happy earth day

Georgia's women's tennis team is the new Waldo and whatnot.

Reading a well-written takedown of a person I have long despised is such a wonderful feeling www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

make infolove not infowar

infowars the official news service for blue sky is not something i could have possibly imagined tbh

So the best machinist in the world doesn’t know how to use a caliper?

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Pretty soon it’ll be the Amazon©️ Rainforest

WTF!

They really should've called male frogs 'dadpoles'

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

The best part of waking up is reading the news and thinking, “at least the time of humans is coming to a close.”

If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.

Stephen Colbert "dude, you can't compare yourself to Jesus, for one thing, Jesus' father loved him"

attempting the dirty dancing lift with my cat but his upper body strength is just pathetic

do you even realize that we're floating in space bruh

i don’t believe anything i see or hear except for my own piss

While you’re filing your returns, some of the world’s richest men are paying $0 in federal income tax and using those savings to dismantle our democracy.

Ronald Reagan is dead and burning in Hell... but it isn't hot enough. That's why I'm assembling a team to break in, capture his eternal spirit, and siderreally drag it into Hell², aka "Hyperhell"

Jesus walking around dressed like that must have been like accidentally wearing a red shirt and going to Target. Everybody bugging him with health questions all the time. Sheesh!

Doctors dress like Jesus now.

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

It says a lot about the state of humanity that we didn't all dress up in ape costumes for the return of Artemis II.

interesting that this site is called blue sky…blue being the very color of the sky above nazi germany

take a sledgehammer to all he built, revert every single "law" he enacted, burn with fire any paper he touched. salt the earth every place his foot has landed so nothing will ever grow there again. educate the children so they know the utter filthy shittiness of his every deed

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥 Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

😂

Wait, you're telling me those 8 million protesters weren't actors??

like all of you, I am truly shocked that a 34-count convicted felon, pedophile, and five-time draft dodger who made hush money payments to a porn star and incited an insurrection against his opponents at the U.S. Capitol would also engage in war crimes against foreign countries

BREAKING: Trump announces two week window for Congress to remove him from office

how about a class action lawsuit suing him for psychological abuse

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

Can we just sell the US to Denmark for $5 plus they have to give us universal healthcare?