So a guy in a BMW followed my wife while she was walking this dog, got out and insisted it was his. She told him the dog was neglected. He fed her a bunch of bullshit and grabbed the dog. There is nothing we can do. Please get your dogs from a rescue and not from shitty fucking neglect factories.

A cashier at CVS just asked me if I’m a professional wrestler

This is horrific. I feel physically ill. (Reposted with ALT text)

"...it was almost inevitable that a weaponized DOJ would try something like this. Discrediting the SPLC is a way of retroactively rehabilitating everyone the SPLC ever exposed."

Minnesota cheese

real housewives of the mirror universe bittorrent

Biggest losers on the planet? Christian biker gangs

For now, I am going to focus on my full time job, draw for myself, maybe bat some ideas around with my family and friends. I won't be taking any commissions, but if you would like to support me, you can do so at my Threadless shop. jacobcpaul.threadless.com

I have an exceptional ability to find jobs 10+ miles away w no car and limited or no bus availability, it's really weird

Me, after starting low level workouts this week:

Here’s one if you wanted a link

this dude made one of the funniest vids i ever saw once

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

@iwriteok.bsky.social Minor-ish Saville correction: It wasn't that a lot of UK pro wrestling in his era was straight up legit fights. It was that basically everyone was TRAINED in legit fighting on top of learning how to perform + some loved taking liberties during entertainment wrestling matches.

alc was on a crazy run the past few years man youtu.be/hPF_Wrlxuqs?...

It’s time! Read the rules before you enter! Winner picks 1 set of brushes! Good luck! 🍀

new toon! www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

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Story time. My wife was walking our dog and came across this dog wandering in the street with no collar and no tags. She took him in and he stunk real bad and had sticks in his fur and was quite matted.

sewers are data centers.

Kansai Airport's mascot is a young plane named Sorayan.

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

at midnight all the weed in the world is set to expire

Jesus Christ are they trying to kill Io Shirai? 🤼

guerrilla marketing

That Shakespeare's plays were largely written by WIlliam Shakespeare

so i saw my doctor about my neck and uh... ...well, its not great. i'll know more friday but in the meantime please consider a $1/mo committment to my kofi page cuz i'm gonna really need help bad soon. ko-fi.com/joannablackh...

Blue MAGA has discovered the cybersmith and: lol, lmao

this is the funniest shit i've seen all year ngl

If you want to boil down John Browns message it isn’t “rebellion” it is “slavery is against gods laws and must be fought by any means necessary.“ It was not “vote against the chief executive who is a dang Cheeto”

And Naylor drives In Julio 2-0 mariners

Cal with an oppo shot!!!! 1-0 Mariners

The outbreak of teens experiencing vaporizer related lung damage (VAPI) in the second half of 2019 was actually COVID. All of the first cases were centered around Fort Dietrich which is known for biological weapon research.

The new @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social has a lot of good guy names

Sometimes you're compelled to draw a GM Sniper II with a little buddy in the distance.

tim is the right choice for infowars creative director, now he should call me and #OnionHireJazz

want to hear some cursed* shit? *microtonal

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

As long as anyone connected to Vince McMahon is still running WWE, I wish nothing but ill upon that company.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

at the risk of saying something unpopular i like get that y’all hate christianity but seriously the people in north gaza/southern lebanon don’t deserve what they’ve been going through for decades

Happy #lesbianvisibilityweek 🧡🤍🩷 Serana and I started dating 4 years ago during this week 🥰 We're a disabled nonbinary lesbian couple looking for help with moving costs. Please like and repost for visibility and donate if you can! venmo.com/u/bee_petty cash.app/$beepetty0 www.paypal.me/anna966

WTF? If your sequel requires changing the movie that precedes it and then making everyone watch the new version you've misunderstood the entire concept

would just like to add, when you decline a call without letting it ring out, it reveals your number to robo-dialing scraper probes that someone is on the other end

Average greco-roman wrestling match

WR & DB scuffling 40yds away from the football.

🚨PLEASE BOOST🚨 my bff/former partner just moved to NYC to live with a family member. this family member has turned out to NOT be safe AT ALL. if U r in NYC and can put up a 43yr old trans masc enby for a day or two PLZ respond here or DM me theyve only been in NYC 2 days they urgently need help

the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.