MO: brutal sapphics and the tenderest m/m stuff alive

the duality of drafting (this part is one of my favorites, the banger of today. also, this is a m/m scene between a paladin monk and a warrior soldier) #RazingBabel #amwriting

good lord, this manuscript is already 11,000 words long and barely anything has happened #RazingBabel

the writing process #RazingBabel

my greatest weakness is that I refuse to hate men and continue to have faith and hope that they can be glorious beautiful people. this causes a lot of heartbreak

so @directxman12.dev claims I have big “step on me” energy online, is this true

this person is local to me, I will update if I hear of mysterious machinery moving margarine

guess who forgot that the pot on the stove has metal handles

made a poem out of only product names in an old catalog

pomade… working well for my hair

I know y’all are gonna reply with the astronaut meme but when did my face become so pretty

“why do I feel so gross” I say as if I haven’t had trouble sleeping for a week

made a poem out of only product names in an old catalog

me, joking that I’m a siren, but when I start hollering into the æther “I NEED ATTENTION!!!!” all these people come crawling out of the primordial sea like “hey I was thinking of you wanna get together :)”

somebody please provide context

The updated COVID/histamine link thread because people keep tagging me in to explain it and I keep intending to update the post from 2023 (synecdochic.dreamwidth.org/805203.html) and just not having the capacity because of my own health shit so here is a thread I can pin

having one of those “I should really talk to someone but I’m gonna keep it inside” moments

how do I make myself stop pining for someone

I! need! attention!!!!!! :(

@ph00tbag.bsky.social see this and OP lmao

The Catholic Church hired artists like Bernini to reinvent church architecture and interior design for high dramatic effect by using light, gold, and candles. The idea was to use visual effects to bring people back to mass as Protestantism was growing. Same idea, different century.

why does my cat love me so much!!!

told a friend “idk maybe I should write when I get home bc as a teen my peak fanfiction writing time was 10pm to 2am” and just as expected I wrote 1,200 words between 10pm and 1am

wow, I had zero expectations going in to ANGEL’S EGG and yet still managed to be disappointed. the only positive is that it’s a great movie to watch at night while it’s pouring rain outside

I’m so tired of having to eat food all the time

me like hrmmm I‘m not into being a mommy (except to my cat). but asian mother, that is a different gender. I’m sure I‘d have people perishing in queues to be dommed by Laoma

me like waow canadians use the same products as we have in the USA?? as if our packaging doesn’t also sometimes have french on it alongside spanish and english so it can be distributed as-is to canada

re-collared. no more gremlin mode

*freedom of speech dot jpg* just like how there are elbow patches, pants should come with inner thigh patches to guard against chub rub. RIP another pair of leggings

blowjobs are so beautifully vulnerable to me. like you’re just trusting this person to not bite your dick off

imagine being a cat living on the street but now you have a human you can bully for food and warmth

okay I knew he was gonna be this big but I still didn’t expect him to be THIS big (跟屁蟲 got jealous) ty @alice-j-grimm.bsky.social!!!!!!!

sir!! I have work!!! how do you expect me to get out of bed like this!!!!

okay I knew he was gonna be this big but I still didn’t expect him to be THIS big (跟屁蟲 got jealous) ty @alice-j-grimm.bsky.social!!!!!!!

me: why is that guy looking at me from across the gym also me:

been smacked in the face by a #diabolo enough times to dodge my heaviest one lmfao

why do they always say “hinge at the hips” which makes no fucking sense when what they mean is “slide your butt up against the wall behind you” stretched my hammies so hard all the nerves in my feet reawakened and reconnected

I keep thinking about that article I read on affinity diasporas and how lots of irish people love japan because people there have so little exposure to irish people that they therefore also have no negative stereotypes and it’s a space to not be pre-judged

*falls to knees* I have just discovered the existence of the mahan kosh and an english translation of it. I cannot begin to describe the absolute ecstasy in my brain over discovering a well-organized dictionary and encyclopedia of the language I want to learn most

trying to look like slightly less of a gremlin for work

he’s being so 乖 rn

why does everyone think I am, specifically, 24 years old, I always get exactly that number

los ángeles: where the best way to summon rain is to wash your car, and the best way to stop the rain is to buy an umbrella

me, washing bleach off my fingers: S.oap

On the Movements and Habits of Climbing Plants (for small ensemble) based on Charles Darwin's diagrams from "The Power of Movement in Plants" (1896)

am I waking up with a pounding headache bc my pillow wasn‘t ideal, I went too hard at the gym yesterday, I’m dehydrated, the weather, or all of that

since my favorite flavor is sour and my least favorite flavor is bitter then that means according to pokémon my nature is lax, my increased stat is defense, and my decreased stat is sp defense, which totally tracks with me being a burned out mentally ill tank

making lemonade with zero sugar and a couple pinches of salt has been an incredible discovery

moongazer #diabolo

cleaning would be a lot easier if touching things with handwriting on them didn’t make me feel so emotional that part in WATCHFUL where touching an object reveals the traces of the Gleaming, that’s literally me with handwriting