LOOK AT THAT (P)ASS BY DANNY MUSOVSKI

GEORGI SCORE-GI PUDDIN AND PIE SCORED A GOAL AND MADE DUDES CRY

Look, I don't super care about the Mariners but hear me out: Performance Enhancing Dumper 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

#MinCup25 Round 1 Match 4: This match of heavy hitters is bound to end in heartbreak as classic #calcite faces off against futuristic #perovskite. We love them both, but only one can continue on to Round 2! Vote: www.mineralcup.org/2025/vote/r1... Results: www.mineralcup.org/2025/results...

When do we start the Paul Rothrock Ballon d'Or conversation

WorldCon attendees crowdsourced a Reading List of books mentioned in panels, and it's beautiful! Contains an impressive range of speculative fiction and related nonfiction, including films, and games, writing/publishing resources, and international literature #booksky docs.google.com/document/d/1...

“Be elegant in triumph” “Hawk too-ah in defeat”

Inter Miami spent $44.5 MILLION more than the Sounders on their starting lineup ($52.1M v $7.6M) only to lose 3-0 and then throw an epic meltdown of a tantrum. Money can't buy class. Or a Cup, apparently.

The amount of chill that Obed displayed when the greats of his childhood starting bullying him was so impressive. The kid is amazing.

SOURCES: in an effort to get ahead of miami’s RHONJ-style brawl tonight, MLS is banning clint dempsey for two years. (does she ever get tired of making this joke? no she does not.)

🚨🚨🚨GRANDSCHMETZ BABIES ALERT🚨🚨🚨

HOPEFULLY WE CAN START SINGING YO NO SOY FUTBOLERO YO NO SOY FUTBOLERO SOY CAMPEÓN SOY CAMPEÓN SOY CAMPEÓN NOW?

🚨🚨 BABY IN THE CUP🚨🚨

I LOVE NOUHOU VERY MUCH

Leagues Cup trophy is an awfully bignshot glass. Just saying.

So, @supersecretsqrl.bsky.social and I drove by this intersection earlier today. Maybe it was a sign. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 📍 Seabeck, WA

Andrew Thomas named Goalkeeper of the Tournament. Pedro de la Vega wins the Golden Ball.

WHY DO I THINK THEY HAD TO RELOAD THOSE CONFETTI CANNONS AND COULDN'T FIND THE GREEN

Do I think the League's Cup is stupid? Yes. Do I also celebrate winning it over Messi and the most rediculous team in MLS who get their own rules written for them to field Barcelona circa 2012? Also yes. I'm complex, I contain multitudes.

Miami and Seattle get into a minor melee after Seattle wins the Leagues Cup

BEST ARGENTINE #10 GOES TO PEDRO DE LA VEGA

RESPECT THE STACHE!!!!!

JUSTICE FOR GENE

There is no better representation in American Soccer than the Seattle Sounders. NASL, USL, and MLS. Founded in 1974. Culture. History. Trophies. Sounders. 🐳 @SoundersFC

I hope Miami fully fucking understands. You. Your fans. Your owners. Your state politics. Are not welcome here. Get the fuck out.

Holy shit I just watched 2/3 of the 2012 Barcelona squad pick a fight with a bunch a literal children because they are that soft looool

Florida man fucks around at the final whistle and found out. It’s a long way back to South Beach.

HEY @soundersfc.com IS THE PRO SHOP STILL OPEN, I SEE A FEW PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SWAP THEIR JERSEYS

WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK.

This is the dream. Embarrass Miami so bad they try and fight us lololool

I AM SO HAPPY TO POST THIS MEME AGAIN!! I LOVE YOU SOUNDERS!!! 💚💙👑 @soundersfc.com

Leave it to Switzerland to call for peace. I love you Stef.

What incredibly sore losers Miami are.

NICO, COME GET YA BOI LOUIS!!!! HE'S CAUSING A SCENE!!

WTF JUST HAPPENED SOMEONE THREW AN ACTUAL FACTUAL PUNCH

??!?

UMMMMMMMM

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

GET PAULIE ROCKED MIAMI

I’ve always loved Leagues Cup

Univision announcers are in apoplectic ecstasy haha

I LOVE IT, THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER WAS LIKE I WANNA GET TO DO THE FUN GOAL CALL THING!

FUCKKKK YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ALEX ROLDAN

TAKE THAT PK ALEX THE YOUNGER!!!!!!!

P AND ALSO K MOTHERFUCKERS

PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL PENAL

THERE'S A GOAL IN THE SOUTH END, OH GEORGI, OH GEORGI THERE'S A GOAL IN THE SOUTH END OH GEORGI A GOAL WITH WHAT SHALL I SCORE IT DEAR SOUNDERS, DEAR SOUNDERS WITH WHAT SHALL I SCORE IT, DEAR SOUNDERS, WITH WHAT