Lol. Sounders just did the Mariners dance as a goal celebration.

HELLO CHILDREN WELCOME TO SOCCER

I need that orca track suit.

Unmatched ⭐️ ️ The only MLS club with all five annual trophies.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY

RUSS I LOVE YOU

GIVE NOUHOU POINTING AT THE CREST GIF NOW

SWEET BEARD OF CHRIST IS THAT JOÃO PAULOS MUSIC?!??

SWEEEEEET STEFAN FRIE HOOOO LEEEEEE FUUUUUUCK GOOD SAVES NEVER FELT SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD

PEDRO YOU BEAUTIFUL SONOFABITCH YOU

HOLY SHIT THERES A NEW GUY NAMED JMOSMOOVS ON OUR TEAM!!! AND WHO IS THIS CRISTIAN TOLDAN GUY PLAYING NEXT TO STALWART VET SNYDER BRUHAHANELL?!?! ITS SEPTEMBER AND THERE IS NO WHITE ON YOUR BROWNCAPS SO EAT SHIT AND LOSE FUCKERS!!! #SGAFSU #EBFG #SUCKEGGS #BONFIRE #YOURMOM

CAL SAID FUCKING #SAYFUCKING

IT WORKS WE KNOW IT #SAYFUCKING

#ATXvSEA FULLTIME ANALYSIS! 1) AH YES A TALE AS OLD AS TIME SOUNDERS NOT FINISHING 37 CHANCES AND INSERT WHOEVER THE FUCK HERE SCORES A COUPLE AND WE LOSE BY A GOAL AT THE DEATH 2) LETS GET OUR FUCKING MOJO BACK ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING LEAGUES CUP HANGOVER SHIT 3) YOUR MOM #SGAFSU

HAIR GREASED GOALIES MAKING SAVIES

THERE IS SOMETHING IN THAT DUDES HAIR GREASE I SWEAR TO GOD

WHY ARE YOU FAST IF YOU CANT GET TO THAT?!

UNTIL DANNY LEYVA JOINS THE GAME

SOCCER IS BORING

JORGI MORRISSSSSSSS

OBED HATES TEXAS

THESE CREAMY FUCKS THINK THEYRE GEORGI AND THEN REALIZE OH I AM NOT GEORGI AND BACK PASS UNTIL THEIR ASSHOLES FALL OUT

LOOK AT THAT (P)ASS BY DANNY MUSOVSKI

FREE GEORGHI!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

COME ON SOUNDERS DO A GOOD DO A GOOD DO A GOOOOOOOOOD

#ATXvSEA HALFTIME ANALYSIS!!! 1) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 2) DEFENSIVE BRAINFART FC 3) WHY DIDNT WE USE THE SUN MORE SHE WAS RIGHT THERE 4) NOOOUHOOOUUUUUUUUUOOUUU 5) FREE THE BEARDED BRASILIAN 6) HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS TAKE A FEW RUNS FROM THE M’S #SGAFSU

FART DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH NOT THE FUN WAY

YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM STOP ASKING

#SEAvLAG FULLTIME ANALYSIS! 1) HI HELLO JORDAN 2) HI HELLO ALBERT 3) FUCKING BUTTFUCK FINISH (NOT THE GOOD WAY) 4) PLEASE STOP DROPPING POINTS TO THE GAGREFLAXY 5) THIS SQUAD IS SO SO SO DEEP (YES IN THE GOOD WAY) 6) FUCK IT ILL SEE YOU IN MY HOOD ON TUESDAY #SGAFSU 7) WE GOT A FUCK TON OF STICKERS

I THREW UP INTO MY OWN ASS

BAH GAWD IS THAT JORDAN MORRIS’S MUSIC?!?!?!

Tropical Sound Tuesday is gonna be lit!

RUSS AND NOUHOU IS A BUDDY COP MOVIE ID LIKE TO SEE

YAYYYYMAR WITH THE HAIR PICKED OUT IS POSSIBLY EVEN MORE MENACING THAN YAYYYMAR BRAIDED UP (HEIGHT ADVANTAGE)

OH KALANI OH ROTHROCK BOYS LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Somos Sounders weareecs.com/2025/09/13/s...

#SEAvLAG HALFTIME ANALYSIS! 1) HI HELLO IVE MISSED YOU TOO 2) SOMOS FUCKING SOUNDERS FOREVER 3) JUSÚS FAILED AT HITTING THE POST AND I FOR ONE AM UPSET 4) MOOSTOPHER IS THE MOST POPULAR NAME GIVEN TO NEW BORN BABIES THIS SEASON 5) OH LOOK WE FARTED RIGHT AFTER A GOAL AGAIN 6) 45’ TO #SGAFSU

Never fear, @tropicsounders.bsky.social Flag is here. #Sounders

MOOSTOPHER MOOSTOVSKAVICH

JESÚÚÚÚÚÚSSSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOK AT ALL THESE HANDSOME AND WELL RESTED GENTLESIRS AND THEIR GLISTENING WARMED UP THIGHS READY TO MAKE GALAXY PUDDING I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IVE BEEN PREGAMING FOR TUESDAY SINCE LAST TUESDAY VAMOS MUCHACHOS #SGAFSU #EBFG #PANDEMONIUM #SEAvLAG

So these are in the cup holders at the Sounders game tonight. Way to go @weareecs.bsky.social

Love to see it 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️ @weareecs.bsky.social

We Are All Sounders. #Sounders #SoundersMatchDay #ECS @weareecs.bsky.social

In all the seats courtesy of @weareecs.bsky.social. ECS makes me proud to be a sounders fan

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