Counterpoint: perfect time

JESUS STAYS LOW KEY MY FAVORITE LOL

An ill-advised crashout red card at the worst possible moment, who do these guys think they are, the Seattle Sounders?

Yeimar got a card for being tall and not having a third eye on the side of his head.

SING IT

THE DONG OF DESTRUCTION FORMATION I FUCKING TOLD YOU LETS GOOOOOO THE MOOSE JUICE IS LOOSE

THE. ONLY. RUSS. THAT. EVER. MATTERED. IN. SEATTLE. EVER.

OH LOOK WHO CAME TO FUCK! ITS BRIAN SCHMETZER AND THE SEATTLE GODDAMN SOUNDERS MASSIVE HOG OF DOOM FORMATION! #EBFG #SGAFSU #RUINGOODTIMES #SAYFUCKING #STEPONMEDADDYSCHMETZER #MINvSEA

We're at $7400, thank you all so much for donating and sharing! Let's keep going and hit the $10k stretch goal!

If you are in need of food assistance or additional resources and don’t know where to turn, www.feedingamerica.org is a great resource.

If you are not in Western Washington and would like to keep donations in your local community, we encourage you to find a local food bank or food pantry and ask how you can best help.

If you are financially able to, please join our virtual food drive to help feed members of our community. If you are not able to financially donate, please help share and spread the word.

We extend our support past the boys on the pitch to our community. The current government shut-down has been felt throughout our community. We are joining together to help support and feed those in need by hosting a virtual food drive benefitting Food Lifeline. mtyc.co/vqtb5g

HOW IS THAT NOT DOGSO WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT FUCKFACE?!

ALEX GROIN TIGHTNESS… SCORE GOALS AND BUST THAT NUT

PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE TRUE

BUST THAT NUT BOYS LETS GOOOOOOOO #SGAFSU #SGABTN

#SEAvMIN HALFTIME ANALYSIS! 1) OK SO MAYBE THE FALLING ASLEEP IN EXTRA TIME IS WHEN WERE HEADING TOWARDS THE BROUGHAM END AND ALL OF THAT GOES AWAY NEXT HALF 2) THAT WAS TOTALLY THE PLAN 3) DADDY SCHMETZ IS GONNA THROW CHAIRS AND I WISH I WAS THERE TO WATCH HIS NECK GET ALL RED AND VEINY STEP ON ME

WAKE UP @dannicus.com

OBED BE MAAAAAADDDDD

OKAY NOW IM PISSED

PETE FEWI G IS A JINX TONIGHT

GET MAD OBED THATS YOUR ARCH NEMESIS

DANE GOT HIS GLOVES FOR HIS BIRRRTHDAYYYYYY… GLOVES FOR HIS BIRRRRTHDAYYY GLOVES FOR HIS BIRRRRTHDAYYY

CRISTIAN AND JESUS ARE OFFENSIVE POWERHOUSES AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

HEYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS

OBED: FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

ALEX ROLDAN ON THE NOUHOU SHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

DANE GOT HIS GLOVES FOR HIS BIRRRTHDAYYYYYY… GLOVES FOR HIS BIRRRRTHDAYYY GLOVES FOR HIS BIRRRRTHDAYYY

GIVE JESUS HALF OF THAT GOAL

JORDAN MORRIS IS BETTER WHEN HE SCORES GOALS

GOALKEEPER OF THE YEAR WAS WHO?!?!

WHEN GWILLS GOES IN ON FOOL YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

GOALKEEPER OF THE YEAR IN YOUR OWN ASS

OBED VARGAS SAYS MINNESOTA AINT GOT SHIT ON ALASKA

THIS. IS. THE. SEX. NO MORE MISTER NICE SCHMETZER. SCORE GOALS AND FUCK SHIT UP. SEATTLE SOUNDERS CAME TO FUCK. #EBFG #SGAFSU #SEAvMIN #SAYFUCKING

Lol. Sounders just did the Mariners dance as a goal celebration.

HELLO CHILDREN WELCOME TO SOCCER

I need that orca track suit.

Unmatched ⭐️ ️ The only MLS club with all five annual trophies.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY

RUSS I LOVE YOU

GIVE NOUHOU POINTING AT THE CREST GIF NOW

SWEET BEARD OF CHRIST IS THAT JOÃO PAULOS MUSIC?!??

SWEEEEEET STEFAN FRIE HOOOO LEEEEEE FUUUUUUCK GOOD SAVES NEVER FELT SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD

PEDRO YOU BEAUTIFUL SONOFABITCH YOU

HOLY SHIT THERES A NEW GUY NAMED JMOSMOOVS ON OUR TEAM!!! AND WHO IS THIS CRISTIAN TOLDAN GUY PLAYING NEXT TO STALWART VET SNYDER BRUHAHANELL?!?! ITS SEPTEMBER AND THERE IS NO WHITE ON YOUR BROWNCAPS SO EAT SHIT AND LOSE FUCKERS!!! #SGAFSU #EBFG #SUCKEGGS #BONFIRE #YOURMOM

CAL SAID FUCKING #SAYFUCKING

IT WORKS WE KNOW IT #SAYFUCKING