Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass

Vedder Cup World Series, calling it now

God I hate football

Clint…

Beautiful job not playing to win

I feel a 23-23 tie coming on

Is that 45 yards in penalties on Woolen tonight?

This twat is from my ex-wife’s hometown and to be the worst thing to ever come out of McAlester, OK is really saying something

Americans will use anything other than the fucking metric system

Man, 20 years later and we’re still catching strays!

Share one of your favorite black and white movies:

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Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

MIGHT AS WELL WIN THE WHOLE FUCKIN THING!!!!!!

Hang the banner.

Love how we always make newer pitchers look like Cy Young

Obed is tired

Another game we bring on Jordan and we play worse

Sounders, Mariners and Kraken right now. Good time of year

Oh Rams 😂😂😂

8 more games is a lot of Baseball

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

I mean I wouldn’t wanna wear leather shorts in Houston, but whatever

Thiccy Mantle

*Whispers Frei looks slow

Holy shit 😂😂😂 We live in the dumbest fucking timeline

HOLY SHIT RUSS!! That was a DIME!

CHEAT HAWKS

OMG thanks for the 7 points

Can Mark Sanchez just fuck off already??

2011 vibes

This makes me think of guy in a tree in Westlake years and years ago

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

Art

i don’t need it. i don’t need it. i don’t need it.

Gotta say @johnnygetme2.bsky.social makes great coat model…

We found the Etsy witch

But what was he wearing???

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EXCLUSIVE: New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani is calling on FIFA to end dynamic pricing on World Cup tickets. His petition “Game Over Greed” also demands that FIFA reinstates a cap on ticket resales and sets aside 15 percent of tickets for local residents at a discount.

Riq WTF

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

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