Dr. Pretorius
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Arborist and snack enjoyer
Just came across this monster red oak next to an abandoned mansion in Trenton. Over 6 feet in diameter (19 ft in circumference). Not big enough to be NJ state champ, but would be pretty high on the NJ big tree database. May have to submit!
4 days ago
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One common defect in urban trees are stem-girdling roots, where, rather than growing outwards, a root will wrap around its own trunk, limiting growth and nutrient flow, and eventually destabilizing the entire tree.
6 days ago
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Sadly, there will be no Dodgers fans celebrating and no Jays fans talking about next year, as the entire collective fan bases of both teams perished as a result of watching the most stressful game of all time.
8 days ago
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Song of the day
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Resistance Revival Chorus with Rhiannon Giddens "All You Fascists Bound To Lose"
YouTube video by Resistance Revival Chorus
https://youtu.be/dWUa7aAIfLE?si=YDbEB1N9w3BoibMR
23 days ago
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Iâm not particularly impressed with Mikie Sherril so far, but this guyâs such a fucking fraud. Punt him into the ocean.
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27 days ago
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Oh shit, this is finally my chance to find out
about 1 month ago
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Street trees make good neighborhoods great
about 1 month ago
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The one thing I know for sure is that the exact things that did and didnât work in the last election cycle will have the exact same effect in the next one. Thatâs why our current politics are so predictable and stable.
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about 1 month ago
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Just thinking about this moment for no apparent reason
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Stairs RIPS one into the night
YouTube video by MLB
https://youtu.be/UCBJv3Xz7QY?si=b12mKVQHXOpWR0FP
about 1 month ago
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On the day the senile President told assembled military leaders he was going to unleash them on the American people, my sub-replacement-level Congressman did this shit
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about 1 month ago
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Hegseth is out there really sticking it to those fat admirals
about 1 month ago
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Wtf is climate change worship?
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about 1 month ago
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Just took my son to the last Phillies regular season game of the year. I have lots of good stories from the game, but alas, I failed to get express written consent from the Phillies and Major League Baseball, so Iâll be keeping them to myself.
about 1 month ago
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Matthew
about 1 month ago
# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon The Guardian: 1st paragraph BBC: 4th paragraph AP: 5th paragraph Time: 6th paragraph Politico: 8th paragraph NPR: 9th paragraph CNN: 10th paragraph NBC: 12th paragraph Fox News: never mentions
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This man is absolutely not up to the challenge thatâs facing him.
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about 1 month ago
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Hey
@norcross.house.gov
, what does the Armed Services Committee say about the deranged President ordering the military to use âfull forceâ against American citizens?
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about 1 month ago
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The US military keeps murdering civilians in international waters, and Armed Services Committee member
@norcross.house.gov
appears to have no comment
about 2 months ago
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Osita Nwanevu
about 2 months ago
The Republican Party as it is currently constituted will destroy the United States â politically, economically, socially and culturally. The democratic reform of our federal system isn't only justified in itself, but necessary to force its moderation into a party compatible with liberal democracy.
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Very inconsiderate of the Phillies towards the Gets Up Early For Work Community to start a 3-game series on thr West Coast with a magic number of 1
about 2 months ago
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What a fucking dork
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about 2 months ago
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@norcross.house.gov
@booker.senate.gov
@kim.senate.gov
This man needs to be removed from the government immediately or thousands of people will die.
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2 months ago
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Iâm working on a street tree inventory and have mapped hundreds of ashes dying due to EAB infestation. Every once in a while I find one thatâs so far completely unaffected, like the one on the left.
2 months ago
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Andrew Lawrence
2 months ago
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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I was really disappointed when
@booker.senate.gov
voted to confirm this sleazebag
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3 months ago
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BlueLew3
3 months ago
What will they do with the vat of hot dogs sitting around in tepid water? Iâve eaten my share!
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Really appreciate the program in Trenton that offers small children the opportunity to rename city streets
3 months ago
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Imagine being one of these guys living out their tough guy fantasies. You get all dressed up in your little outfits and deploy with your crack team only to raid the home of a dude who threw a fucking sandwich.
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3 months ago
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Sam Adams
3 months ago
look, Iâm not saying I want to go to McGlincheyâs but I need McGlincheyâs to be there
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McGlinchey's Is Closing Forever
The legendarily smoky Philadelphia dive bar's last day is Friday.
https://www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2025/08/17/mcglincheys-closing-philadelphia-dive-bar/
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Everybody! Everybody!
3 months ago
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Democrats are going to have a hell of a lot of cleanup to do whenever they take power again, but I feel like impeaching and removing Bove has to be on the list.
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3 months ago
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Out working on a tree inventory on one of the hottest days of the summer so far, and the value of shade for people moving around Trenton on a day like this can not be overstated.
3 months ago
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At my parentsâ where CNN is on in the background and theyâre wall-to-wall in the active shooter in NY. They donât have shit to report but theyâre perfectly happy to fill time with lots of speculation and useless bullshit.
3 months ago
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Ctrl-F âillegalâ âunconstitutionalâ ânot authorized by Congressâ âwar powersâ 0 results
www.npr.org/2025/06/21/n...
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Trump says U.S. 'completely and totally obliterated' nuclear facilities in Iran
The attack marks a major escalation in the burgeoning war between Iran and Israel and came despite years of promises by President Trump to keep the U.S. from entering another Middle East conflict.
https://www.npr.org/2025/06/21/nx-s1-5441127/iran-us-strike-nuclear-trump
5 months ago
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I donât see how the weight and speed of the pedestrians is relevant to keeping this park safe.
5 months ago
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Youâd think that if active duty marines were sent to a US city to quell peaceful protests, your Democratic Rep would have something to say about it, but I guess not if you live in
@norcross.house.gov
âs district!
5 months ago
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Adam Serwer
5 months ago
These people donât want to make housing or health care more affordable, they donât want to raise wages, they want to never again see kendrick lamar at the superbowl, ibram kendi on the bestseller list, ryan coogler at the oscars or ketanji brown jackson on the supreme court
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Matt Yglesias is right: as a parent of two kids in youth sports, I can confirm that all of the soccer moms want to talk about record oil production on the regular. Itâs a huge issue for them!
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5 months ago
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Just pointing out that Republicans won full control of the government by relentlessly driving public opinion even though all of the individual elements of their policies were very unpopular in polls. I wonder if thereâs a lesson there.
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5 months ago
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Peter
5 months ago
a good thing to ask yourself when pursuing a broad political strategy is âwould this have prevented the civil rights movement?â
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In a better world, that quote would apply to the highway engineers, planners, municipal/state leaders, and auto executives, not the parents of the dead child.
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5 months ago
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Ida Bae Wells
6 months ago
I wish journalists would stop framing political news as wins or losses for politicians or political parties. Itâs an abrogation of our mission. Why do we keep doing this? Is the spending bill a win or loss for the American people? Who does it help? Who does it hurt? Is it sound policy? Fiscally?
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Again I ask: was it really a good idea to vote to confirm this fascist just because he was your Senate colleague,
@booker.senate.gov
and
@kim.senate.gov
?
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6 months ago
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The press MUST critically examine their failure to cover Bidenâs decline. Now Iâm off to read the many front page stories about Trumpâs incoherent rants about Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen and him teaching the Pres of the UAE about the novel concept of groceries.
6 months ago
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jamelle
6 months ago
the single best thing democrats could do to win back trust with voters â and a good number of those voters who have a low opinion of the democratic party are democrats themselves! â is adopt an aggressively partisan orientation toward republicans and loudly perform their opposition
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Amanda Mull
6 months ago
To walk this out fully: this is why you canât just try to pick already popular positions and hope for the best. You have to pitch a worldview to people whose votes are up for grabs. Their perception of reality is highly fungible, and you bring them to your side by actually doing politics
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I heard the new Villanova alum popeâs first official act will be to reconstitute the old Big East.
6 months ago
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Nice
@jblumgart.bsky.social
piece on the hurdles to building new housing in Philly. My favorite part was when a City Council staffer compared building low-income senior housing to the Tuskegee syphilis experiments.
6 months ago
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This is the correct course of action.
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7 months ago
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Any second thoughts about your votes to confirm this fascist,
@booker.senate.gov
and
@kim.senate.gov
?
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7 months ago
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