Doctor Em
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Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.
Huskies didnāt just win the natty, they won it in classic nailbiting absolutely agonizing Seattle fashion š¤£š¤£š¤¦š»āāļø
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As Ronan says, āGO HUCKIESā!! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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HUSKIES!
1 day ago
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Naylāed it
about 1 month ago
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New Ken Burns multi episode doc dropping tonight, FYI š„š„
about 1 month ago
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Ended the Seattle way too. š š„²
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about 1 month ago
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The Seattle way. Dramatic as fuck until the literal last second.
about 1 month ago
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Cal was robbed.
about 1 month ago
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I didnāt realize how badly I wanted t*ronto to lose until about 15 minutes ago lol woooooo
about 2 months ago
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Gdi internet you are making me care about a baseball game that I swore to ignore. STOP IT. Lol
about 2 months ago
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DFAntastic
about 2 months ago
Youāre never gonna guess what Will Smith just did
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I thought my entire TL was making jokes about will smith until I realized itās just
@jazzorion.bsky.social
reskeeting them all šššš
about 2 months ago
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The protestors above I5 had their sign say āPortland is not the enemyā today and I GET IT, I really do, and I agree, but alsoā¦
#FORC
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about 2 months ago
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Imagine being in your 30s and someone referring to these as your TWILIGHT YEARS š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ (Yes this is a subtweet but only because I donāt want to invite hate into the personās TL, it just made me choke laugh)
about 2 months ago
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I canāt say I recommend having your heart torn out of your chest and stomped on by your baseball team, but if you have to, do it the week before soccer playoffs. You feel absolutely NOTHING!!
about 2 months ago
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ian
about 2 months ago
This would be a devastating result for the Seattle Sounders if it weren't a three game series, but it is, so it doesn't really matter actually.
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On the bright side, if this was a hit the post challenge, we would have won!
about 2 months ago
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Lol this is so stupid š¤£š¤£
about 2 months ago
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Loll Jackson says sit the fuck down st clair š¤£
about 2 months ago
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And wait why isnāt Andy Thomas subbing in? WHY IS THIS MATCH MAKING ME SO ANGRY
about 2 months ago
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Wait this goes to PENALTIES?! I cannot emphasize enough how absolutely terrible this playoff format is,
@mls.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
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This man desperately needs toner on that blonde
about 2 months ago
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Uh that was that not a very clear red?
about 2 months ago
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āThat shot was a lot closer than most people expectedā These commentstors really shine in the desperation of the end of a boring game lol
about 2 months ago
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āIt only takes one momentā - these commentators rn
about 2 months ago
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Rodger Sherman
about 2 months ago
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
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Do we have an actual child coaching next to Schmetz? Lol
about 2 months ago
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The kid has resorted to bowling for entertainment. It is only game one of the playoffs. š¤£
about 2 months ago
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Why donāt they have any lights in this stadium the stands are SO dark
about 2 months ago
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āThese commentators are so badā is universal tho
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about 2 months ago
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I need everyone to please include a hint about what sport they are skeeting about right now lol too many sports
about 2 months ago
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I wonder how that guy who got mad at Jerry for playing the drums during wonderwall last time is doing lolllll
about 2 months ago
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I cannot emphasize enough how much they have completely ruined the magic of playoff soccer.
about 2 months ago
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In fun news, my kid has hand foot and mouth disease FOR THE THIRD TIME, so I am just ominously waiting my turn.
about 2 months ago
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Oh hi playoff soccer fam, logging in late but Iām here lol
about 2 months ago
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Ms in 7. Logging off now because that worked Friday. Love yall.
about 2 months ago
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Hustle Chillson
about 2 months ago
The Mariners either win and I'll experience incredible joy or they'll lose and this will mercifully all be over and I will once again know peace
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Norm Charlatan
about 2 months ago
Need Drake to show up for Game 7.
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Mariners in 7.
about 2 months ago
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You can tell Larry is a lifelong mariners fan and I am a 2010ish convert. I still lose my cool. Larry, though⦠Larry has long been numb to it all.
about 2 months ago
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Spike Friedman
about 2 months ago
āmy favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have beforeā āthat must be wonderfulā āItās the worst thing thats ever happened to meā
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This one hurts so much because it was just so avoidable. Errors, bases left loaded, just⦠so avoidable. But here we are. Mariners in 7.
about 2 months ago
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Canāt say Iām confident with canzone as our last hope. Lol. Prove me wrong, baby.
about 2 months ago
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Inhale. Exhale. Hope.
about 2 months ago
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Oof just not our night. What a bummer.
about 2 months ago
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We have to get out of this. We have to stay within 3.
about 2 months ago
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Probably should have mentioned Iād only like the 3 quick outs to be when the BJs are at bat lol
about 2 months ago
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HOPE INTENSIFYING.
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about 2 months ago
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Please donāt take away the hope. 3 quick outs please.
about 2 months ago
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Ok!!!
about 2 months ago
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