Boo.

6 minutes of stoppage when the scoreline is 4-0. Lolol GFTK I guess

DAMN BOY. That was sexy af

Hell yeah DeRo

Still laughing about Gregr on the radio today. “We’re playing St. Louis tonight. What a dumb team” 😂😂 not wrong

Everyone: who is going to play CB? Schmetz:

Ronan is yelling GO GREEN ONES at the match and honestly, it’s accurate

WE WANT TRIPLETS

So do we think he forgot to announce the baby on goal #1? Lolol

The color scheme on the pitch today is very citrusy

Is Homer Simpson flipping me off? Lolol

Getting dusty in here… 🥺

How the fuck did that not go in

He really Michael Bradleyed that one imo

“Ball don’t lie” is now trending in Seattle.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

In Dutra We Trust. 🙌🏼

I have CONCACAF anxiety.

Puffin Rock kind of night.

Someone got water in the microphones

I see Houston fans are still absolute garbage

Could we like. Calm down.

Andrewfuckingthomas

Woooooo 🔱

This was probably already shared on here, but Ms are on Apple TV for free if you’re into that kind of thing lol

Ms commentators talking about the Super Bowl: “That was a fun game to watch!” “Uh…. I guess?” 🤣🤣

*sees his thin blue line headband* Well that lasted 20 minutes. Donovans always disappoint.

Let’s gooooo 🔱 Finally, a Donovan I can root for!

I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT BASEBALL SEASON. So, for the first time of many… Goms.

Georgi noooooo

Um excuse me Larry Bernandez was HOW many years ago?!?! JFC

“This is exactly the opposite of what you want for the Portland timbers” I beg your finest pardon, sir!

Correct call. Also HIGH-LARIOUS.

I’ll take a point. LFG.

time for a Brian schmetzer half time speech™️

Really STRESSING ME OUT at the end of this half

That was incredibly close for Cristian. Soooo close.

This team’s fanbase is definitely amongst my bottom 10 fanbases in MLS. Lol.

Benefit of the kid waking up at 430 today: he’s already napping! 😅

Just a reminder you have one last day to donate and help name the twin lioness cubs at the zoo. If we end up with another Phyllis like the snow leopard cubs I’m gonna be pissed 🤣🤣

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

I can both be proud of Michael b Jordan AND enjoy that Timothee lost. I contain multitudes. 🤣🤣🤣

A good night for the ballet and opera imo

OH FUCK YES MICHAEL B JORDAN

The first woman to ever win the cinematography Oscar?! Thats WILD.

Julio Rodriguez takes extra bases away from Aaron Judge!

YAY, I say. YAY!

Much like the Danny Leyva goal of twenty something, Cody’s goal will count in our hearts.

Eight minutes my ass