Doctor Em
@doctorem.bsky.social
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Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.
Boo.
2 days ago
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6 minutes of stoppage when the scoreline is 4-0. Lolol GFTK I guess
2 days ago
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DAMN BOY. That was sexy af
2 days ago
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Hell yeah DeRo
2 days ago
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Still laughing about Gregr on the radio today. “We’re playing St. Louis tonight. What a dumb team” 😂😂 not wrong
2 days ago
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Everyone: who is going to play CB? Schmetz:
2 days ago
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Ronan is yelling GO GREEN ONES at the match and honestly, it’s accurate
2 days ago
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WE WANT TRIPLETS
2 days ago
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So do we think he forgot to announce the baby on goal #1? Lolol
2 days ago
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The color scheme on the pitch today is very citrusy
2 days ago
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Is Homer Simpson flipping me off? Lolol
2 days ago
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Getting dusty in here… 🥺
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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How the fuck did that not go in
12 days ago
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He really Michael Bradleyed that one imo
12 days ago
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“Ball don’t lie” is now trending in Seattle.
12 days ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
12 days ago
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In Dutra We Trust. 🙌🏼
12 days ago
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I have CONCACAF anxiety.
12 days ago
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Puffin Rock kind of night.
13 days ago
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Someone got water in the microphones
16 days ago
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I see Houston fans are still absolute garbage
16 days ago
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Could we like. Calm down.
16 days ago
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Andrewfuckingthomas
16 days ago
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Woooooo 🔱
24 days ago
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This was probably already shared on here, but Ms are on Apple TV for free if you’re into that kind of thing lol
24 days ago
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Ms commentators talking about the Super Bowl: “That was a fun game to watch!” “Uh…. I guess?” 🤣🤣
24 days ago
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*sees his thin blue line headband* Well that lasted 20 minutes. Donovans always disappoint.
add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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Let’s gooooo 🔱 Finally, a Donovan I can root for!
25 days ago
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I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT BASEBALL SEASON. So, for the first time of many… Goms.
25 days ago
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Georgi noooooo
25 days ago
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Um excuse me Larry Bernandez was HOW many years ago?!?! JFC
27 days ago
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“This is exactly the opposite of what you want for the Portland timbers” I beg your finest pardon, sir!
30 days ago
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Correct call. Also HIGH-LARIOUS.
30 days ago
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I’ll take a point. LFG.
30 days ago
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time for a Brian schmetzer half time speech™️
30 days ago
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Really STRESSING ME OUT at the end of this half
30 days ago
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That was incredibly close for Cristian. Soooo close.
30 days ago
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This team’s fanbase is definitely amongst my bottom 10 fanbases in MLS. Lol.
30 days ago
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Benefit of the kid waking up at 430 today: he’s already napping! 😅
30 days ago
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Just a reminder you have one last day to donate and help name the twin lioness cubs at the zoo. If we end up with another Phyllis like the snow leopard cubs I’m gonna be pissed 🤣🤣
about 1 month ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Spiteful Matt
about 1 month ago
Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes
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I can both be proud of Michael b Jordan AND enjoy that Timothee lost. I contain multitudes. 🤣🤣🤣
about 1 month ago
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A good night for the ballet and opera imo
about 1 month ago
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OH FUCK YES MICHAEL B JORDAN
about 1 month ago
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The first woman to ever win the cinematography Oscar?! Thats WILD.
about 1 month ago
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MLB Daily News
about 1 month ago
Julio Rodriguez takes extra bases away from Aaron Judge!
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YAY, I say. YAY!
about 1 month ago
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Much like the Danny Leyva goal of twenty something, Cody’s goal will count in our hearts.
about 1 month ago
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Eight minutes my ass
about 1 month ago
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