My two year old was walking around asking for “rent control” and while we agree on this sentiment, I was unsure how it came up in daycare today. Turns out they got “paw patrol” valentines in class 🤣🤣🤣

Headed to Disney World next week with the fam. Haven’t been for a solid… two decades. As a Disneyland frequenter, do I need to know that I don’t? Lol

In thirty something news, my arm is sore from cross stitching.

as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce

Lol the live cam in pioneer square is sloppppyyyyy … that was absolutely me in 2013. Good for them.

Yoooooo if you want a rundown of Bad Bunny's halftime show's symbolism and cultural and historical connections, check this thread kk

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Alaska Junction is lit lol

It appears that the Warriors did in fact come out to play.

the curse kendrick placed upon all drakes at the super bowl is real prove me wrong

Woooow that was a terrible attempt at an onside kick lol

Omg increíble

Boo I wanted to win this with zero TDs. Was giving me No shots on goal vibes.

NOT GREAT BOB

SO GOOD

OBSESSED

Seahawks fans obnoxious as hell lolll

Ok ok Brandi is a better Washington representation

Ew we don’t claim Chris Pratt

Obed Vargas replaces Ademola Lookman in the 79th minute of the Copa del Rey semifinals against Real Betis, making his debut for Atlético Madrid.

Obed. 💙💚

Shoutout to the shitty manager at Kasala. Ordered a couch in October, paid in full. This week they’ve announced they are going out of business. Won’t answer phones, so went in person. Asked him if I had any options at all to get a couch or a refund, he told me to “google it”.

If you’re gonna sell me this book for $20 online, maybe remove the $1 sticker before you ship it to me 🤣🤣

Someone hug this man please 🥹😭

Love a good dramatic supey rematch

Gmail whyyyyyy

Been a hot minute since I watched a seahawks game. I look forward to getting emotionally invested and subsequently tortured by a game, team and sport that I don’t care about in the slightest. What can I say, Im a glutton for punishment. Im a Seattle sports fan, after all.

My kid has his first soccer practice today, and well that is just a wild thing to be able to say! 🥹

I’ve been paying exactly zero attention this offseason and haven’t been on socials, so this comes as a delightful surprise to me lol

Ronan was being extra silly this morning, so I asked him if he was feeling goofy today. He has always called goofy the Disney character poopy. So now he is running around screaming it’s poopy day! So, happy poopy day to you all.

Huskies didn’t just win the natty, they won it in classic nailbiting absolutely agonizing Seattle fashion 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

As Ronan says, “GO HUCKIES”!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

HUSKIES!

Nayl’ed it

New Ken Burns multi episode doc dropping tonight, FYI 🔥🔥

Ended the Seattle way too. 😅🥲

The Seattle way. Dramatic as fuck until the literal last second.

Cal was robbed.

I didn’t realize how badly I wanted t*ronto to lose until about 15 minutes ago lol woooooo

Gdi internet you are making me care about a baseball game that I swore to ignore. STOP IT. Lol

You’re never gonna guess what Will Smith just did

I thought my entire TL was making jokes about will smith until I realized it’s just @jazzorion.bsky.social reskeeting them all 😂😂😂😂

The protestors above I5 had their sign say “Portland is not the enemy” today and I GET IT, I really do, and I agree, but also… #FORC 🤣

Imagine being in your 30s and someone referring to these as your TWILIGHT YEARS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Yes this is a subtweet but only because I don’t want to invite hate into the person’s TL, it just made me choke laugh)

I can’t say I recommend having your heart torn out of your chest and stomped on by your baseball team, but if you have to, do it the week before soccer playoffs. You feel absolutely NOTHING!!

This would be a devastating result for the Seattle Sounders if it weren't a three game series, but it is, so it doesn't really matter actually.

On the bright side, if this was a hit the post challenge, we would have won!

Lol this is so stupid 🤣🤣

Loll Jackson says sit the fuck down st clair 🤣

And wait why isn’t Andy Thomas subbing in? WHY IS THIS MATCH MAKING ME SO ANGRY