The most accurate photo of my relationship with @ssfcfoty13.bsky.social

Andy 🥰🥰

Ronan says go sounders

Beating San Jose

Nouhou clearing asking him if he’d like to go golfing next weekend

“Oh the sounders started the game at a 50% chance of winning, now we see them down to …. 49.2%” 😂😂 he realized the numbers were identical about halfway through that sentence

He actually swatted the ball, calm down about it being a controversial call lol

What the actual fuck is happening lol

Woof this is exhausting lol

Without that deflection, it would have been so good

The victim was a 19 year old transgender woman. She was stabbed to death in the laundry room of her student apartment complex. Seattle police just released these pictures of the suspect. If you know who he is, you can call the tip line at 206-233-5000.

I don’t like seeing bruce pleased. Stop allowing that.

Welp.

Here for mediocre soccer and even mediocrer hot takes. 🤣

My kid has been singing happy birthday to me all day. Close enough. I’ll take it. ❤️

Stop arguing with Bertie and get the fuck off my pitch, my dude

Big Dave mentioned. 😍

For the love of GOD why

In other news, there is a raccoon in the yard and my 20 pound dog is losing her gd mind

Fuck that would have been a fantastic sequence if that had gone in

This game is gonna end me

FINISH THEM

Oh ffs

Wait they’re actually not going to call that a handball?!

Not Jordan’s best header attempt lol

Apparently this match is the “Walmart Saturday showdown” I hate everything

Go sounders tbh

644 yard sales in west Seattle tomorrow. SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR! If you’re into that kind of thing. westseattleblog.com/wsgaragesale...

Wish the pavilion itself had a bit more going on inside, but the outdoor exhibits at the zoo’s new Forest Trailhead area are outstanding!!!

Typical Sounders* . . . . . *lol

I think I like Nolan Norris. Someone make him a sounder.

She is so tired of their shit lolz

Hey now, only WE can talk shit on Nouhou’s maturity level, commentator.

Mass confrontation, bitches. Gtfo

In Dutra We Trust

Lordy you knew he was scoring the second he entered the 18. Absolute fire.

“A decade of nouhou” Good Christ we are old

WELCOME TO THE MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER

Damn Jesus isn’t fucking around today 🔥

Ohhhh he used to play for Dallas. How dare you be CLASSY.

Why is literally no one excited. I just assumed it was offside based on reaction lol vibes seem off

They need to stop talking about how shorthanded Dallas is. Don’t put that trap game energy on us.

Ok Snyder, we see you! 😍

House shopping on the peninsula for Dad Larry yesterday! Saw some really delightful houses. They can’t all be winners though. Small recommendation: maybe put a second coat of paint over the GIANT SWASTIKA on your garage door before you put it on the market? Just a thought!

Boo.

6 minutes of stoppage when the scoreline is 4-0. Lolol GFTK I guess

DAMN BOY. That was sexy af

Hell yeah DeRo