Ok this is a truly great tweet

I love this man

Continuing in my quest to sort of understand quantum … stuff. I found this episode super useful. Slightly less confused now!

I find this oddly distressing

Petition to refer to the Mariners’ pitching situation not as “piggybacking” but as “human centipeding.”

Personally, I prefer the good version of the Seattle Mariners.

The Slinky is bullshit. Ninety percent of these goddamn things end up hopelessly tangled five minutes out of the box and are deposited directly into the garbage

Seattle sports 3-0 on the evening. Good job, everyone.

All Conn points in the paint you say? Storm frontcourt is so decimated. Yikes.

There are very few perfect songs. “It Takes Two” is one of them.

Saw a Lake Washington goose train the other day

Reign could sure use Peak Rapinoe right now

I look forward to the Reign not bothering to sign any of them

The answer should be anyone except Kade Anderson.

100 percent in favor of this. A running clock that results in an official adding what seems like an arbitrary amount of game time would seem like utter insanity if someone were to introduce the idea today.

The Mariners should relocate to Vegas.

Sounders bumped up to the elite tier here www.sixonefivesoccer.com/power-rankin...

My last name is Standish. Let’s google my family hist—oh. Oh no.

She wouldn't be wasted in Seattle. She's exactly what Seattle needs.

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

That's where Malonga received the pass on the break. No need for a dribble to get to the rim for the layup. #WNBA

First half Storm thoughts: *Jade's making her case for starting at the PG spot *Dom running the floor is a beautiful/terrifying thing *Team still really needs Ezi back for interior defense

Jade Melbourne is so fun to watch. #wnba

Seattle Summer on the way: have seen two hydros on trailers driving down Seward Park Ave

This Seattle Times piece on Lumen is fine. But one thing it skips over: While the game atmosphere is excellent (because of fans), the actual experience as a fan at Lumen kinda sucks. Especially compared to T-Mobile Park across the street. www.seattletimes.com/sports/seaha...

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Yesterday, I saw one of those trucks with the extra long axle and two extra rear wheels. Because the driver was so masculine, he had apparently decided regular truck nutz were not big enough, so he hung two large bags of sand from the trailer ball

Love seeing FJ talk about the Storm's coach like this: "I love coach. She’s one of the smartest people I’ve ever been around. The things she drops, she really deserves this. This is going to be the first of many with her. So, it was a good vibe." www.seattletimes.com/sports/storm...

Honest question: What’s the point in watching the Seattle Reign? The team hasn’t actually been interesting or fun in the post-Rapinoe era. Just bland, plodding soccer.

Remember Jordyn Bugg? Whatever happened to her …

Flau’jae Johnson is going to be a Seattle sports legend when all is said and done

That half of Sounders soccer was almost Mariners-esque

The curse of the Apple MLS deal is having to listen to a rotating crew of terrible announcers who have no idea what the hell they’re talking about

ABC/ESPN uses the cheapest, oldest cameras, I swear. The Fever/Wings game looks like shit

@sunyidean.com I’m only 20 pages into your new one and it kicks ass. Gonna lose a lot of sleep reading it

Positives from the Storm: *Dom leveling up *Zia and Jade are legit pieces going forward *VanSlooten might stick *transition offense is fun And that’s about it. But that’s fine.

The Seattle Storm are a truly bad basketball team. Rebuilds are tough to watch. Gonna be a long season. And then the draft lottery.

Dominque Malonga is gonna have a year. My goodness.

Supplies are dwindling

A lot has happened since the Sonics left. And since Lumen and T-Mobile were built. My current opinion about financing stadiums is basically: if you want public money, go fuck yourself and take your team with you, please.

Oops. #wnba

This sucks. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Just bleeding every last bit of joy out of what should be a once in a lifetime local experience. 375 bucks 😂

@taylorklong.bsky.social I regret to inform you … bsky.app/profile/rach...

Julio celebrating a homer is a beautiful thing

Running shoe review: If you’d have achy old person joints, the Brooks Ghost Max 3 makes running on concrete perfectly doable

RIP Ted Turner. Without you I never would have watched so many Atlanta Hawks games despite living in Seattle.

PSA: Dollar Tree has some great Mother’s Day gifts

@ahandleforian.bsky.social it’s you watching Manchester United