Look, it’s our house www.instagram.com/p/DPCIpxbkzX...

The Mariners do this AND Slow Horses is back. What a time to be alive.

I have 3 axioms that help me decide when to talk to people I disagree with: 1. To debate a subject is to concede that the subject is debatable. 2. To reason with a person is to concede that the person is reasonable. 3. To ask for evidence of a claim is to concede that the claim might be true.

I do not miss the days of taping paper receipts to a sheet of paper to submit expense reports

One second, need to climb up on the roof of my house and yell this really loudly all day

Good morning. Everything is terrible EXCEPT THE SEATTLE MARINERS!

After Quinn, the bar in Seattle is not super high. So maybe …

“If he kicks too much just have a shot of whiskey” - my mom’s doctor

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Klein was pretty reasonable even in the recent past, but lately seems to have revealed that his brain has been pickled in NYT galaxy brain juice. Like, talk to some people who don’t work in your media or political circles. Or just stop talking entirely, either way.

ESPN baseball announcers are perhaps not great.

This is such a relief. It was time. Start building around Malonga with the right coach

Look, while we are all going crazy about the Seattle Mariners and the end to that game, we shouldn’t lose track of another very important thing: Fuck the Houston Astros to Hell

I guess I’ll just watch this the rest of the night

Will my son wake up at 6 am to watch real soccer? No. But he will wake me up at 6 am to watch Captain Tsubasa

I’m going to be obsessing over every frame of this all night

I'm on it, guys

Erica motherfucking Wheeler.

This game is going to make me sports barf. The only question that remains: will it be a joyous sports barf, or an enraged sports barf?

The calls that A'ja Wilson gets ...

All right, Nneka and Skylar, bring it home. Please.

Goddamn, Erica Wheeler is tough as shit. Love watching her.

Every game Dominique Malonga is more impressive. Guarding A'ja Wilson is nearly impossible but she's holding her own.

We are at a school function and this student is wearing a shirt that says “Why do mornings start so early?” Classic.

Mariners should sign this kid

Baseball update: Go Mariners. Go fuck yourself Clayton Kershaw

ESPN’s WNBA announcers are giving me a sports migraine

Just told a guy walking down the street in Seattle that his Aces t-shirt was terrible and he said thanks

Recap of Seattle Sports Tuesday Reign: Yay! Mariners: Huzzah! Storm: Woo! Sounders: Buh

Dominique Malonga is 2 years younger than players who will be entering the league in the 2026 draft and she is currently battling it out against A'ja Wilson in the playoffs

She is so good now, already. Damn.

However this game ends, one thing is certain: the best version of the Storm has Malonga on the court

Storm need to score and they’ve got Ezi out there … why?

Sounders update: Go Mariners!

Yes. This is very frustrating. While the Apple deal with MLS introduces its own set of problems, at least I always know where I can watch the Sounders. The Reign? I have to google it more often than not

I wish otherwise reasonable people would realize they don’t have to comment on everything. He was “speaking his truth”? Big fucking deal. History is littered with people in positions of power who “spoke their truth” while harming others www.threads.com/@huffpost/po...

It’s fun how getting a kid off to school can be derailed by a random request like “MY PANTS AREN’T SOFT ENOUGH!”

Go, Sounders

Go, Mariners.

These are meaningless words

Storm ownership have to be held accountable for their unwillingness to hold the coaching staff accountable for this season. Even with the injury to Horston there’s too much talent on this roster to be so … whatever this game is. Ugh.

I was going to turn the Storm game on but … #wnba

I Will Literally Follow You Into the Dark

Incredible player

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

Behind the Liberty bench, where Breanna Stewart is obviously sitting, a fan is holding a sign that reads "Read Another Book" Stewie has a partnership with Harry Potter.

Moment of truth for large scale fusion. In southern France, 35 nations are collaborating to build the world's largest tokamak, a magnetic fusion device designed to sustain burning plasma - and US engineers just started the final assembly of the reactor core.  https://f.mtr.cool/unotaatoeu

I don't feel any particular joy in Charlie Kirk getting shot. It's not the sort of thing I celebrate. But I also struggle to care when someone gets the very thing they've wished for openly, on multiple occasions, in multiple iterations, for literal years, b/c they thought it would be someone else.

She is the best. One of the few consistently great things about a confounding rollercoaster Storm season

Oddly enough, the only bipartisan issue in congress seems to be UFOs.