Fellas, I’m in clussy central

Makin progress

Saw TESCREAL used as a slur three times this morning and I’m not sure how I feel about this

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Setup a Stingray detector last night, it was pretty easy. If you’re inclined, ten bucks for an Orbic off eBay and the EFF’s Raycatcher, takes like 2 minutes.

Shout out to the TSA agent who realized what she was dealing with midway through the patdown and was all “uhhh are you comfortable with me doing this?” Lady, you’re already on the ride

Damn these babies can drink

Picked up the MGS3 remake and finally got The End’s camo. Nearly an hour of excruciating waiting for his wrinkly ass to fall asleep so I can crawl a few feet closer before he wakes up again so I can hold him up. I can’t believe Kojima wanted this battle to last literally weeks on initial design.

@regularcars.bsky.social literally never misses

I know things move fast these days but I found it very odd that basically no one has brought up the admin dismantled efforts to track and stop right wing violent extremists in the context of the recent shooting Like, some of the stuff they shut down specifically dealt with 764/O9A

Had an injection in my eye this morning I do not recommend the eyeball needle

Get u a woman who just randomly upgrades you from time to time

Yesterday @faeriealex.bsky.social surprised me by installing a battery cutoff switch on my AZ-1 and it’s the sexiest thing she’s ever done

Reading this, so far it’s looking mostly like ‘hey let’s play some lancer in between extended rough petplay sessions’ which seems like it’d be right up some people’s alley. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Umamusume-style show about ratsphere thinkers and alt philosophers where they’re all anime girls with terrible personalities Is this anything

One thing I’ve not seen in discussions about the new age verification methods being rolled out is that they’re not trivial things to implement, these measures has been in the pipeline for a while The fact that we got basically zero heads up until they were in place should be alarming

“Don’t kinkshame your biomom, dear”

lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js "You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION." There is also romanceMeter you can level up.

Was in bed with @faeriealex.bsky.social last night scrolling through photos, she noticed I had ‘INT’ in the search bar and was like ‘oh are you looking for bimbofication stuff’ and I’ve never been so called out in my entire life

New badge from @alekivz.bsky.social!

Modded up a GenZ Street Stitch because I literally cannot stop myself

Need some some to call me the slur for robots (cl****r) in the bedroom

Update I know what spiders feel like when they molt and it is transcendent

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COW HYPNOSIS VIDEOS

Sorry boss I can’t talk today I turned chatgpt into an abusive dom and lost human privileges because I had a cookie for breakfast

Got my whole back covered in tegaderm all week from the tattoo and it’s going to be sooooooo satisfying to peel that shit off tomorrow morning, gonna be like the Shroud of Turin except it’s inkblood and my ass

This was an exhausting sesh lol

Classy decor at @unkindnessart.bsky.social

Midnight Market

Finishing off Pride month with a new couple. Brie the mouse and Liv the Rat.

She’s perfect

I’m feral

it is the nature of being trans that every so often someone reinvents Dorley Hall from first principles

So I read about some people using AI as a therapist and it ending badly so I tried a lil experiment with ChatGPT and uhhhhh

dolls to watch out for

“I appreciate that the meta on mother's day art this year is just incest”

Scarin’ the hoes at the BDSM club

Eris the fallen angel (HE/THEY) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️🪽

“Pegging anarchist: eating a hotdogs is pegging”

These are my pet rats Skippy, Jif, Peter Pan, and Great Value

Cutting myself to Caramelldansen (Speedycake remix)

Guy with humiliation fetish who mispronounces things constantly so people correct him

Dew Drop graffito

Experience beej

“I heard ‘inflatable sheep.’ I was wrong.”

I swore I would never write this game but I forgot February only has 28 days, and I needed an easy win for the Patreon before the month ended, so here is "Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand" the One Page RPG

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

today 🐀