Sona Vs what you RIDE Because bikes need love too

Minecraft sex mod be like “That’s right! The square hole!”

Wake up call. #grickledoodle #sun #heat #summer #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

At the end of the term I asked my college creative wriing students to submit anonymous thoughts on AI. No real surprises: Mood ranges from resignation to despair, capitulation from embittered erosion of standards to total, feelings of betrayal from deep to furious. 1/

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Damn, and they were just on the brink of being good again with the Classic locations

The artificer pulled a lever. "It's active." The device looked like a doorway, a slight shimmer in the opening. The artificer stepped through. "Nothing happened," the apprentice said. "I already am who I am. If you step through, you'll turn into who you are." "May I?" "I built it for you."

Bard rolling to seduce the Dragon

Calvin and Hobbes strip that says it quite well;

Today is reminding me that I really need more latex... If anyone wants to buy me so I totally could take pictures in it...

Same

Well there goes my evening plans

I am happy I don't need my mobility scooter for most things now, but still annoyed that I am going to need it for AC. Between wanting to be able to do long days at the con each day and needing to go back to work just a day after, it is nessisary.

ela gosta de rosa #thebackrooms #backrooms

Oops, I got a thing...

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

Mood

Who do I know that lives where in the US and wants me to visit? I am taking three weeks off work the end of september/first half of october to take a big road trip while I am still well enough to do so and want to visit people (and a bunch of the national parks).

How does mcmaster not have the oil seal I need?!? I just need a 21x10x5 double lip bore sealing oil seal T.T

Fark, yeah. 10 years would be more than enough.

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

Yep, and I even have a cool down timer (chronic illness)

hellnet.work/8831/ reminder to anyone who needs cheering up that this exists

As I suspected they would do... They didn't even vacuum the sanding dust before starting staining...

My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/

Next up is Ordinary Life by We Are The Union

Also, An Unfortunate Truth by The Animit (one of the best albums of all time, but noone knows it)

Today's mood, for many reasons, is Americana by The Offspring

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Criminal Pisser

Art by @roseandlace.bsky.social

And this is why I refuse to buy things that require an app to work.

THAT’S MY KINK, I DON’T KNOW YOU

I needed some things from the hardware store, but it was nice out....

Not in total disagreement but it’s important to remember that the actual reason for the internet is to get a live feed of the office coffee pot so you know if it’s worthwhile to get up from your desk to get a cup

The quick fix us "this was translated from it's original language so you can read it"

Do YOU like lists of Haunted and/or spooky objects? Oh BOY do I ever have the list for YOU!

I cant describe it but this is Pride post to me

I have a VR setup, but my house is all torn appart for repair, I have zero space to even really move around T.T I guess I will have to wait till next year to check out the con.

Someday I need to hang her up, but for now, I just want you all to know that "Sex Shop Granny" is/was real and @cadmiumtea.bsky.social has a great storry about her.

Files from the hard drive.

You gotta learn to ignore people more. Raising your cortisol for what??? Stomach tore up for what??? Sleep thrown off for what??? Put your hater blockers on and stop letting people stress you out for FREE. Gas is already high, friend, your blood pressure doesn't need to be too.

pride 🏳️‍🌈

This is a post to complain and also teach you about traffic light controllers and that you can fuck it up for others and even yourself if you're not paying attention. So do like I do and treat the task of driving as a sacred one which requires 100% of your attention as it fucking should.