Dan Polish Last Name
@danjan13.bsky.social
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Y’all ever seen a good post…online?
Tommy Bahama shirt left on the stool in the gym locker room. Hope the hospital ride was swift and/or the angels were welcoming 🙏
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Alex Degen and 35 others
3 months ago
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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The big bitch is back
3 months ago
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If I extend this cyber Monday deal another day I’m gonna be fuckin fired, but I don’t care. I don’t fuckin care. You guys deserve this.
3 months ago
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Happy Thanksgiving from me, and my local zoo’s nutting turtle.
3 months ago
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more mr. nice guy
4 months ago
i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd
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ceej
4 months ago
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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jojo 🏄♂️
4 months ago
the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst?
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brent
4 months ago
news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv? me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
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Emma Bolden
5 months ago
adulthood is like you wake up and someone is like “that will be $500”
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Be careful, Jeremy Parish's bowtie is really a camera
5 months ago
Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off
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Al Yankovic
5 months ago
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
5 months ago
wrote about the most beautiful play in college football history
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stu
over 1 year ago
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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Glen
almost 2 years ago
Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
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Dan Izzo
5 months ago
The Silver Age of comics was hilariously unhinged
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Santana Abraxas
about 1 year ago
I love firing searing bolts from my sentient ring, The Enigma, and wearing my damage-resistant silver sequined jumpsuit.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
6 months ago
Post a PERFECT phonograph cylinder from the 1890s that isn’t by John Philip Sousa
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Not sure anyone can start off a song and make you feel true emotion like the twins. It’s like they are speaking to my heart.
6 months ago
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I’m always standing like this. Nobody can take my back pocket goodies. Not anymore. Not after the incident.
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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Jeff
9 months ago
all of us at the end of this shitty week
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We gotta reel in the people naming plants
9 months ago
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I’m in your artisanal soap store placing all sorts of parabens in there. I’m taking your triple milled lavender breeze and taking it down to only double milled.
10 months ago
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lauren
10 months ago
if you Lock In just right on monday morning around 10 you can accomplish more work before lunch than a feudal serf managed in a whole harvesting season
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Bafflegabs
10 months ago
We went with my mom to the lovely celeb cemetery in Westwood Village, some of my all-time favorites are taking their final naps there. But this is potentially the single greatest headstone of all time, my man.
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inkedupandsonic
11 months ago
the correct serving of noodles at any one sitting is always oodles
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Patrick Monahan
11 months ago
Unless their demands are met
add a skeleton here at some point
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Fraser
11 months ago
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
almost 2 years ago
They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam
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Better Things Are Possible
11 months ago
The "duvet cover" is a government program to test how docile the population is. They want to know how much Bullshit we'll put up with. They are laughing at us
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Jon Bois
11 months ago
although atheists do not believe in the resurrection of jesus christ, surveys show that 90% of atheists do believe that the easter bunny is a real rabbit who distributes eggs and candy to children. you might not agree with them but please remember that everyone’s beliefs should be respected
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Miss Havishambles
11 months ago
Light rain here, however there’s a chance of the Son coming out later.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
11 months ago
New Gemstones episode on Easter
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Sure, I could delete the app, but I would miss a chance to learn from the experts.
11 months ago
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KAFUI 🇬🇭
about 2 years ago
I don’t come down to the dick sucking factory (where you work) to bother your aging grandfather, (the founder of the dick sucking factory) about how much his grandchild sucks dick. Your grandmother (the ailing, long suffering CFO) doesn’t need those kinds of problems, does she?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
11 months ago
I think the late nineteenth century manual labor job I could do is "bartender cowering behind the bar during a cowboy brawl"
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wint
11 months ago
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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georgia-lux
12 months ago
to the Joker, these are regular snacks with mentaiko mayonnaise flavor
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 year ago
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
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fraser ramon
12 months ago
saturday
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Asking my wife to get up at 4:30 am so she can cut up fruit that I can dunk my face in and being concussed at 4:30:15
12 months ago
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Drake took so many L’s this year it was bound to end sometime
12 months ago
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Jeff
almost 2 years ago
my all-time favorite St. Patrick's Day tweet
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦
12 months ago
#Doves
with jobs: Home builder
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Stella Sacco
12 months ago
Sad minor key cover of Roundball Rock in movie trailer
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more mr. nice guy
over 2 years ago
(picking up a can of chili at the store) well i'll be... those Hormel boys actually pulled it off
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Better Things Are Possible
12 months ago
(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
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