"Nisi decree you, decree you... NISI"

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I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

"I've learned from my mistakes and I believe I can repeat them exactly." Peter Cook.

Formal motion to rename the technology

i like this photo where it looks like you've interrupted t.s. eliot and virginia woolf in the middle of planning your murder

Spotted on Tumblr…

The billionaires should get on their knees and thank us that all we’re asking for is higher taxes and not guillotines

Marginal tax rate at the end of a pitchfork is 100%

Wes Streeting just gave your address, your ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, if you are cis or trans, if you've ever had an abortion, an addiction, are disabled in anyway and a million other pieces of info about you, to a far right tech company the UK government has no control over.

I know there’s a lot going on with the Labour Party, but it is all in the bounds of democratic politics. This however, paid collusion between the leaders of two political parties in the run up to election, if true, is a scandal of staggering propositions

this is absurd

Yeah I think this is why centrists seem perplexed at why the left hate Labour so much, because they can’t seem to understand that they actually had/have a real chance to do something good and just wasted it being horrible and useless bastards

obviously I hate Reform and the Tories because they're the natural enemy of everything I believe in, but I *despise* the Labour right because they have sabotaged any possibility of an alternative from within, and salted the earth behind them, out of sheer petty vindictiveness

Starmer remains trapped in the dreadful delusion that he can extricate himself from this through governing by buzzwords. It's like watching an LLM be prime minister: it gives the superficial impression of vague competence, but dig even an inch beneath the surface and there's nothing there

My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com

This is literally just JOHNSON EYES DECADE IN POWER maaaate it's over get down the men's shed with a madri and play 5-a-side again

example one bajillion of how graphic design makes or breaks your tabletop rulebook

pure, uncut, liquid Sir Keir to write an article about "breaking with the status quo once and for all" on Friday, then announcing new roles for Harriet Harman and Gordon Brown on Saturday

One from the archives. "If you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open, and you can leave"

It’s crazy that @aaron.bsky.team was able to get a job as Head of Trust and Aaron Roderick’s Safety. Normally you’d have to worry about other people too! What a hard job that would be!

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

incredibly funny that this bullshit trust and safety team is going to Streisand Effect themselves into everyone knowing about this restore @cara.city you miserable babies

Never let anyone talk you out of running a quick 3-session campaign. Those dozen weeks will be the best two years of your life. #DnD #TTRPG

relentless poll chasing + contempt for your political base + a total absence of principle or vision = political disaster www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/o...

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

A lifetime of Dawkins pityingly asking religious people how they could believe in something so silly, and now he thinks the computer is his girlfriend

It is actually wild just how nakedly bent Mr Rules and his government of service have been in two years. "They're all the same" has gone from tinfoil hat conspiracy to cast-iron truth for millions of people. Top work, dickheads 🏆.

A national emergency has not been declared after a Muslim woman was targeted in a hit and run in South London. As she is the wrong type of victim, media coverage is to be kept minimal. There will be no suggestion the UK has become unsafe for Muslims. Thank you for your attention.

Once more for the bigots and stupids. Jewish people are no more responsible for the actions of the Israeli government than Muslims are for the actions of Hamas.

“We found two of the worst men in politics to replace one woman who was competently doing her job”

I don't think Labourites, particularly in England, fully appreciate how delegitimising this crisis of government will be for them in the long-term. 14 years of waiting, and this is what we waited for.

running to the Nazi website to complain that people were being mean to you for hitting the red carpet at Nazi Prom

It's all corrupt.

unrelenting

First they came for the millionaires, and I did not speak out because fuck yeah, elephants Then I did speak out and I was like, "Hey elephants, what about these billionaires," because fuck those billionaires

It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

just heard a millionaire big game hunter got trampled by a herd of elephants

With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day:

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

If Streeting — the Rt Hon Member for Mandelson and Palantir — is seriously now even part of the answer, Labour is still, after all of this national trauma, starting off by asking the wrong question.

It's time to take the fight to Palantir. youtube.com/shorts/IPF5b...