More Americans are killed by driving their own cars into thing and other Americans than being shot at in their cars.

I guess we are all required to have an opinion on this now so here’s mine: There is a certain type of person to whom hearing “You’re not as smart as you think you are” is the worst thing that could possibly happen, and every single one of them is furious about this comic

new personal rule of thumb is that arguing about a webcomic- any webcomic, in any capacity, no exceptions- is embarrassing. if you disagree, that's fine. arguing about whether to argue about webcomics is worse still

Please Hammurabi Don't Hurt 'Em

About a third of the comments are like “actually nobody does this but I will”

Lmao I can't believe this caused a controversy amongst Libsky. That's what I get for having any sort of opinion.

it rules he’s the best interview subject

Perhaps, as Republicans/never Trumpers, you're not plugged into Dem party, but the Dems the DSA are up against are the ones who lost to Trump twice.

Thiking of finally watching Blackhat and Tenet today, back-to-back. I'm calling it The Monday of Not Knowing What The Fuck Is Going On

how is this supposed to make me feel | patreon.com/lubchansky

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

a fun game i like to play is anytime someone in real life talks about a right wing personality i ask "who?" with a confused look. drives them nuts to try and explain

Calling all meta glasses wearers 'specs offenders'.

I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.

On this day in Wyrd Britain history... 1972 - ITV began broadcasting the final series of the occult detective show 'Ace of Wands'. The first two series were wiped and are considered lost, but this third series is essential viewing for fans of wyrd British TV. wyrdbritain.blogspot.com/2018/07/ace-...

hey it's not like people can just stream some kind of big budget Harry Potter movie series if the new streaming TV show is a whiff (touches earpiece)

baby gronk got rizzed up by Skoog

Chat should we avoid colliding with objects that will destroy our car?

if you fuck up like this you failed the test. no more car for you. it's going in the crusher

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

Hi Lisa! It wasn’t a campaign rally for Abdul El Sayed, it was a fundraiser for a creative nonprofit, sponsored by the the Arab-American Chamber of Commerce and a Bangladeshi-American community organization. Your “white savior” complex is unbecoming and racist. Do better. bsky.app/profile/gplu...

What could the campaign do that Angela would be ok with here? Not invite women or middle age people?

On the 40th anniversary of the release of Aliens, here is one of my most read, weirdly controversial pieces. www.rogerebert.com/mzs/watching...

It’s important to remember to remember someone’s entire legacy, even if they pop like a balloon.

While Norway used its North Sea oil money into a big savings and slowly doled it out, Thatcher spent lavishly. Eventually you run out of other people’s oil money.

in the hit video game "of the devil" the protagonist evangeline morgan is a psychopath. the artists subtly foreshadow this by having her strike the iconic pose of another famous psychopath

"...and that's why everything is so great now. We all agree things are great."

If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.

warning for bluesky repliers to stay inside

Going outside this morning

(David Attenborough voice): the mother hen keeps fierce and alert watch over his brood, ready to pounce to the front of the queue should someone decide to whip up a cheese omelette

oh shit lemme see that... man i've just been using a baseball this whole time. i did manage to catch one pikachu but he's all fucked up now

It's not defending Taco Bell to point out that Taco Bell is not the source of the contaminated lettuce.

My computer program is just a tiny lil' baby boy. He means well - oh does he ever mean well - but he deletes you files sometimes, without waraning

The wording from Open AI: this isn't making "an honest mistake". It's a fucking BUG. These aren't making "mistakes". They're poorly written garbage, and if they can't safely run outside a sandbox, they should be modified to *not* *run* *if* *those* *controls* *aren't* *in* *place*.

Who can say why a rape victim might end a call with a rape support hotline that records calls? Truly a mystery.

age is just a number that tells you when you're old

America: The Video Game

Hey thanks for the suggestion, unfortunately you were super condescending and now I can never take this good advice.

Just received a call claiming to be from Amazon saying my account has been hacked to buy an iPhone. I said I will check my account online at which point the caller started shouting “you are a f***ing c***, you are a f***ing c***” until I hung up. Something tells me this may not have been legit 🤔

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

1. After pushing anti-trans laws to ‘protect women’s sports’, Project 2025’s Heritage Foundation now wants women’s sports gone to ‘assist fertility.’ Turns out it was about women’s sports all along—if getting rid of women's sports counts, that is.

these focus groups are getting more avant-garde

If you were interviewed for a NYT political focus group, know that I hate and I don't respect you

This is maybe the wildest opening to a movie I've ever seen...

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Ricky Gervais is the Jimmy Carr of Adam Carollas