Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

my struggle is real

Minneapolis local independent journalist Georgia Fort was also reportedly arrested by the Feds:

We love all of our stupid children equally!

I endeavor not to think about the big double U ess, but if the movement in Minnesota that is literally fighting for their and their neighbors lives don't feel comfortable with him as part of their efforts, I'm goong to side with them and not posters.

Feuchtwanger was one of the first writers to warn the world about Hitler and Nazism, and had been relentless in his verbal attacks on them, so the Nazis ransacked his Berlin apartment (in his absence) immediately in '33 He later wrote an open letter to the new occupant It's GLORIOUS hater content:

I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HERE DAWG WHAT ARE YOU DOING

It's mucus all the way down.

Here's another deep field image from JWST. There's something pretty amazing hidden within it, which I'll talk about next. But open up this image and lose yourself in this almost impossibly vast view of our Universe. The six-pointed features are stars in the Milky Way. Everything else is a galaxy.

I don't know how many times I can call up Shcumer and Gillibrand and tell some poor intern that I'm never going to vote for either of them ever again. I'm not sure that cuts any ice after the first few times.

ICE is going to kill again, after whatever this is. Then what?

When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Whitney Cummings said she wanted to be a comedian. Nobody's laughing now.

Gonna have to go higher than $50

Just found out octopus punch fish in the face and I've never respected an animal more.

Satan: "...yeah, I know...well I gave her a sitcom, and look what happened...no, based on her career so far, legal says we can't take her soul...look, I don't want it either, but we're gonna look like we can't deliver, we have to get her into *something*..."

One of the 50 million things an editor does when selecting what shot comes next is think where the audience's eyes should be - where were they looking at the end of the last shot and where will they be looking next, it's how you guide a viewer thru a scene and story. Ai can't do that, as shown here

*sigh*

Well u cant do anything about it but theyre takin down the Freedom Tower & puttin the Twin Towers back up. Only this time to troll the woke its the Paul Brothers. Made em huge with chemicals n hollowed em out. Yet they live somehow. Yea I know theyre not twins thats one of the ways its frustrating

So true, bestie

When we said “defund the police,” the public kept hearing “fire all the cops” instead of the accurate “we need to give them WAY LESS MONEY THAN WE ARE” 😡

My humble suggestion would be to not build the entirety of the Windows OS out of pain points.

"We gotta think strategically" ICE is Trump's Praetorian Guard, the "strategy" is demonstrating it's ability to act with impunity while doing a razzle-dazzle of personell changes to keep idiots like Gluesenkamp-Perez from doing anything about it until it's too late.

Network TV prudes didn't have the guts to show Lancelot Link having an affair with a human

Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you

While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me

i’m sorry but if you’ve been paying attention to democratic politics at all at any point in time in the last 15 years, and still cannot spot this move, which they go to constantly, you’re either a mark or in on it and think we are all marks. i’m tired of these people and their bullshit. aren’t you?

big week for the right being confused that other people aren’t all cowards

Democrats' strategy has lead them to lose two of the last three presidential elections to a senile fascist rapist. Insisting on a plan that fails 2/3rds of the time isn't pragmatism. It can't be pragmatism if it fails. It's dogmatism.

i like how he treats abolish ICE as a fantasy non-starter while suggesting eliminating qualified immunity is realistic. the latter is a much broader policy decision that will immediately trigger massive pushback from all levels of law enforcement across the country and Dems would absolutely fold

Gupta is going to some woman incredibly happy when she divorces him after 5-6 years of this crap.

what's his story

begging people to look up the definition of "secret police" because there's an impulse to think it's not as simple as concealing their identities and tbf its not but everything that defines a secret police IS downstream of their operating on a clandestine basis with no means of accountability in law

All of these people are defiant as fuck. The federal government has lost all legitimacy here, everyone knows they’re rotten to the core.

Page after page of DHS agents too ashamed to be pictured doing their job isn’t actually sending the power signal Pam Bondi thinks it is.

I think Obama and Biden will, primarily, remembered as members of the group "The People Who Failed To Stop It".

Why would you shake straight bourbon?

James O'Keefe terrified after playing the "Bad Faith Propagandist” game on Normal Mode

BLADE RUNNER: You're walking in the desert and you see a tortoise on its back ME: So it's dead. BLADE RUNNER: No, it's alive. What do you do? ME: Is the guy who dropped it off out there still around? BLADE RUNNER: What guy? ME: You can get salmonella from turtles. BLADE RUNNER: (sighs)

(Fergie voice): My crunch My crunch My lovely Cap'n Crunch

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

I'm shocked it wasn't Bari Weiss' mom, frankly. But this is a good example of Bari's replacement for actual news: predictable and pre-programmable content. Jesse Watters does the same at Fox. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

A major benefit of treating ICE goons terrorizing innocent people as a problem of information asymmetry is that all you have to do is provide some information, and then you can dip.

Ezra Klein couldn't lead stink into a shithouse