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It is the season when I nourish my hate for gas leaf blowers. My hate is a strong boy, gets stronger every year.

Thank you @markwarner.bsky.social for voting AGAINST this appalling betrayal.

Senator @kaine.senate.gov, please do not vote to abandon Virginians' access to healthcare to the whims of Donald Trump's Republican party. Your constituents turned out on Tuesday for Democrats. A vote for this deal would be a betrayal of their trust in you.

@bluntrochester.senate.gov You're right! ACA tax credits will bring premiums down, and MUST be extended. This is a crisis, and we need you and your Senate Democratic colleagues to hold firm. Please do not leave Americans' healthcare at the mercy of Donald Trump's untrustworthy Republican Party.

@peters.senate.gov Senator Peters, please protect existing health credits for your constituents. Do not leave their healthcare at the mercy of Donald Trump's Republican party, who cannot be trusted.

@warnock.senate.gov Reverend Warnock, stay strong. Georgians deserve (and need) healthcare funding. Do not betray them to Donald Trump's Republican party.

@ossoff.senate.gov Senator Ossoff, please do not vote to reopen the government unless and until ACA tax credits are extended! I implore you not to place your trust in Donald Trump's Republican party (who simply cannot be trusted). The wind is at your back, and Georgia is watching.

@durbin.senate.gov If you vote to cave, that will be your legacy. That's how your 30 year Senate career will be remembered: cowardice.

groimes they’re raeping the hobbeets

Reposting this to inflict it on others

My wife had a meeting this week at which she received a confectionary White House as a parting gift. We noted it was inaccurate but were fortunately able to rectify the error.

just grab on to his thumb. yeah like that

lmaooooo

Blockety block block BLOCK!!!

re-confirming this

the lord got me too stoned for this

ok www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...

oh you know, just thinking stuff

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August

great job

I have had a busy week and I don't know what burrito taxi means and I am not going to find out.

During our Teacher Sale on Tuesday, July 8 we had a box of free pens available. We discovered after the event that there were a handful of pens with hidden knives in them. If you took any of the free pens, we ask that you look through them to ensure you don’t have one of these.

the Waymos need to be armed I guess

ok guys can we all just please placate this whining bitch

So. Who's getting catturd2 in the divorce?

the single-arm, non-randomized, open-label study of high-dose ketamine as prophylaxis against Trump derangement syndrome has failed to meet any of its endpoints

JD Vance Returns to the Vatican, a Potential Reset for the American Right www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...

I would like a word with the campaign consultants that advised Harris/Walz dialing back the "weird" line of attack please

OK, he’s wrecking the economy. But at least he ended the war in Ukraine in 24 hours with his secret plan like he promised.

thank u president trump for overseeing two of the largest reductions in humanity’s CO2 emissions in all of recorded history

They've had plenty of off ramps, how many more do you want us to build for them? And why can't they pick themselves up by their bootstraps and build their own?

61% tariff on The Land Before Time

hE's A bUsInEsSmAn

So long, Bluesky. You’re delightful people. It’s time for me to abolish my (admittedly tiny) social media footprint, and tune out until I can stand to tune back in, if ever. This place has the juice, and I hope it does well.

My. Fucking. Sides.

He sounds like Boomhower on quaaludes

oh man, what if, like, Saudi Arabia gave President Harris's brother-in-law $2 billion, or some crazy shit like that. would that be bad, or

Was it though? Was it really?

Following a campaign event in Mt. Airy, North Carolina Lt. Governor Mark Robinson has been admitted to the hospital for complications from autoerotic asphyxia. A spokesman said Robinson had been "chasing the dark nut."

Change in Headline

feeling cute might delete later idk

The NYT actually used the word “racist”

Things present in this AirBnB: enormous ceiling fan; wine decanter in its own cabinet; many 8-cup basket coffee filters. Things not present in this AirBnB: lamps with light bulbs; corkscrew; coffee machine that uses 8-cup basket coffee filters.

be really careful reskeeting this, folks. it's too late for me, i've already made my bed 😔. there is still time for you to save yourself from the untamed legal fury of moral crusader christopher rufo by not repeating the fact that his email address was found on the infidelity site for morons.

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I bless the rains in Nude Africa (pornographic)

Great fact check @nytimes.com, any notes on the "BURNED DOWN MINNEAPOLIS" part?