My husband baked this stunningly handsome loaf of bread today and I am just inordinately proud of him and it.

Like i said, any excuse

Fetterman is Gordonliddymaxxing www.wesa.fm/politics-gov...

achievements this snow day: 1. oiled the cutting board end of list

Fox 40 whistles are the best. They are about $10.00 per. We use them to ref outside and in bad weather. No moving parts and loud as hell. Seriously, nothing beats a nice whistle.

It is the season when I nourish my hate for gas leaf blowers. My hate is a strong boy, gets stronger every year.

@bluntrochester.senate.gov You're right! ACA tax credits will bring premiums down, and MUST be extended. This is a crisis, and we need you and your Senate Democratic colleagues to hold firm. Please do not leave Americans' healthcare at the mercy of Donald Trump's untrustworthy Republican Party.

@warnock.senate.gov Reverend Warnock, stay strong. Georgians deserve (and need) healthcare funding. Do not betray them to Donald Trump's Republican party.

groimes they’re raeping the hobbeets

Reposting this to inflict it on others

just grab on to his thumb. yeah like that

lmaooooo

Blockety block block BLOCK!!!

re-confirming this

the lord got me too stoned for this

ok www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...

oh you know, just thinking stuff

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August

I have had a busy week and I don't know what burrito taxi means and I am not going to find out.

During our Teacher Sale on Tuesday, July 8 we had a box of free pens available. We discovered after the event that there were a handful of pens with hidden knives in them. If you took any of the free pens, we ask that you look through them to ensure you don’t have one of these.

the Waymos need to be armed I guess

ok guys can we all just please placate this whining bitch

So. Who's getting catturd2 in the divorce?

the single-arm, non-randomized, open-label study of high-dose ketamine as prophylaxis against Trump derangement syndrome has failed to meet any of its endpoints

JD Vance Returns to the Vatican, a Potential Reset for the American Right www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...

I would like a word with the campaign consultants that advised Harris/Walz dialing back the "weird" line of attack please

OK, he’s wrecking the economy. But at least he ended the war in Ukraine in 24 hours with his secret plan like he promised.

thank u president trump for overseeing two of the largest reductions in humanity’s CO2 emissions in all of recorded history

They've had plenty of off ramps, how many more do you want us to build for them? And why can't they pick themselves up by their bootstraps and build their own?

61% tariff on The Land Before Time

hE's A bUsInEsSmAn

So long, Bluesky. You’re delightful people. It’s time for me to abolish my (admittedly tiny) social media footprint, and tune out until I can stand to tune back in, if ever. This place has the juice, and I hope it does well.

My. Fucking. Sides.

He sounds like Boomhower on quaaludes

oh man, what if, like, Saudi Arabia gave President Harris's brother-in-law $2 billion, or some crazy shit like that. would that be bad, or

Was it though? Was it really?

Following a campaign event in Mt. Airy, North Carolina Lt. Governor Mark Robinson has been admitted to the hospital for complications from autoerotic asphyxia. A spokesman said Robinson had been "chasing the dark nut."

Change in Headline

feeling cute might delete later idk

The NYT actually used the word “racist”

Things present in this AirBnB: enormous ceiling fan; wine decanter in its own cabinet; many 8-cup basket coffee filters. Things not present in this AirBnB: lamps with light bulbs; corkscrew; coffee machine that uses 8-cup basket coffee filters.

be really careful reskeeting this, folks. it's too late for me, i've already made my bed 😔. there is still time for you to save yourself from the untamed legal fury of moral crusader christopher rufo by not repeating the fact that his email address was found on the infidelity site for morons.

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I bless the rains in Nude Africa (pornographic)

Great fact check @nytimes.com, any notes on the "BURNED DOWN MINNEAPOLIS" part?

picture of the guy who says shootings are a "fact of life"