Congratulations, Johnston County, NC (Trump: 60.06%; Harris: 38.59%)! www.wral.com/news/local/w...

woke up craving a $7 coffee

when you're 2 walks into the 5th day of the forever home experience and just run out of badness

Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts

finally, a heterosexual love story

I like watching UK election returns to try and spot the fake constituencies/local councils that the media makes up as a joke. North Cholmondefract and Cuntpool, Stoke-on-Trent, etc. Love that humour.

Say what you will about Rudy Giuliani. That’s it, that’s the skeet.

Post your warning sign

The way I (43) waved this in my husband’s 46 year old face just now

Walter Reed Trump Memorial Hospital

It is nice that some local outlets are definitely not using ChatGPT for their headlines

On some level I am annoyed by the carpenter bees slowly eating the storage building but fr they are such big silly doofuses, I can't stay mad at them

Oh no, it looks like someone saved them all and there’s a torrent 🤷🏻‍♂️ www.reddit.com/r/DataHoarde...

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Welcoming Donald Trump to the war on cars!

Congratulations, young white men now aged ~19-31! circle.tufts.edu/2024-electio...

Good to know LinkedIn will accept ad dollars from literally anyone

My husband baked this stunningly handsome loaf of bread today and I am just inordinately proud of him and it.

Like i said, any excuse

Fetterman is Gordonliddymaxxing www.wesa.fm/politics-gov...

achievements this snow day: 1. oiled the cutting board end of list

Fox 40 whistles are the best. They are about $10.00 per. We use them to ref outside and in bad weather. No moving parts and loud as hell. Seriously, nothing beats a nice whistle.

It is the season when I nourish my hate for gas leaf blowers. My hate is a strong boy, gets stronger every year.

groimes they’re raeping the hobbeets

Reposting this to inflict it on others

just grab on to his thumb. yeah like that

lmaooooo

Blockety block block BLOCK!!!

re-confirming this

the lord got me too stoned for this

ok www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...

oh you know, just thinking stuff

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August

I have had a busy week and I don't know what burrito taxi means and I am not going to find out.

During our Teacher Sale on Tuesday, July 8 we had a box of free pens available. We discovered after the event that there were a handful of pens with hidden knives in them. If you took any of the free pens, we ask that you look through them to ensure you don’t have one of these.

the Waymos need to be armed I guess

ok guys can we all just please placate this whining bitch

So. Who's getting catturd2 in the divorce?

the single-arm, non-randomized, open-label study of high-dose ketamine as prophylaxis against Trump derangement syndrome has failed to meet any of its endpoints

JD Vance Returns to the Vatican, a Potential Reset for the American Right www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...

I would like a word with the campaign consultants that advised Harris/Walz dialing back the "weird" line of attack please

OK, he’s wrecking the economy. But at least he ended the war in Ukraine in 24 hours with his secret plan like he promised.

thank u president trump for overseeing two of the largest reductions in humanity’s CO2 emissions in all of recorded history

They've had plenty of off ramps, how many more do you want us to build for them? And why can't they pick themselves up by their bootstraps and build their own?

61% tariff on The Land Before Time