We have once again strayed from God’s light

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Four XMas movies to know me by

My wife grew up catholic and I Presbyterian. Before our wedding, a mutual acquaintance staged an intervention to try to prevent my soul being condemned to hell for marrying a papist. Simultaneously, my wife’s grandmother said God wouldn’t be in our marriage because I wasn’t Catholic.

if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this, you need a new moderation team.

“Is you takin’ notes on a criminal f-ing conspiracy? Good, upload them to the cloud and make sure everyone reviews them after.”

wud shoure d’ya geaux deaux

In the few cases where law students/grads have sued their school, I’ve always thought it was a no-win situation. Either your grads filed a feckless case they can’t win and reveal themselves to be duds, or you did prepare them well and they’ll get damages out of you.

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

On Armistice Day/Veterans Day honoring two original Antifa super soldiers, Stanley Goldenberg and Edward Marks, who knew how to debate Nazis in the marketplace of ideas

I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮

After their resounding victory in Tuesday’s elections, the Democrats had no choice but to surrender.

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

Senate Ds:

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

The transportation system is breaking in real time.

FDA, CDC, and state partners are investigating an outbreak of infant botulism, with 13 cases in 10 states. An infant formula product is now under recall. Read more here: www.fda.gov/food/outbrea...

Today in 1961, former Manhattan Project Nobel Prize-winning chemist, Atomic Energy Commission member, and fallout shelter advocate Willard Libby’s highly-publicized, do-it-yourself $30 hillside shelter—made out of railroad ties and sandbags of dirt—burned down in the Bel Air wildfire in Los Angeles.

Mmmm hmmm

Ciattarelli who rarely ever took advice Now I'm guilt-stricken, sobbin', with my head on the floor Stoppin' baby's breath and a shoe full of rice, now

This is awesome, forward to anyone and everyone who qualifies!

[through gritted midwestern teeth] congrats nyc

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

As a Bostonian, I am conflicted about how many positive feelings I'm having about New York at this moment

CRYING LMFAO

Rounding error

As a rational consumer of healthcare, why does Mr. Adams not simply take his infusion business to another provider

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series 2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves 2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros 2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers 2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

This game has been so exciting that even Rob Manfred might be watching it.

Kentucky wins.

I think this is my best lab costume yet #kimwipes #kimtech #halloween

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

This goofball is celebrating her 10th birthday today

Halloween logicals, still the best 10/31 venn

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

We live in an episode of Veep

Alcohol service ended more than a full baseball game ago. Somewhere, the Coors light gods weep.

I love when I am the table and, also, the table is set, and I have placed my order, and I am waiting to be served.

My feelings on my kid taking AP Psychology have changed since my daughter decided to call me “external stimulus” (derogatory).

I saw a news blurb that they’ve arrested suspects in the Louvre heist. Unless they perp walk Carmen Sandiego or Gru, it’s going to be a disappointment.

Mao, by Andy Warhol, 1972

just got my flu and covid shots at walgreens today so they gave me two free band-aids. i’ve shaken them down for so many free band-aids at this point. i’m so good at cleaning them out in this manner that i have been invited to become a “made man” by the mafia

call bill belichick ambrose burnside for the way that yankee played virginia to a draw that goes down in history as a loss

Conetoe, NC is the best place name in the state, mostly because of the chasm between the inferential pronunciation and the actual.

My wife had a meeting this week at which she received a confectionary White House as a parting gift. We noted it was inaccurate but were fortunately able to rectify the error.