I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Not a single person that Joe Biden pardoned was re-arrested. 33 of the J6ers that Donald Trump has pardoned have been re-arrested. Not a single US citizen was shot by ICE under Joe Biden. 23 American citizens have been shot at by ICE under Donald Trump. 8 have been hit, 3 have died.

I totally get the outrage over Trump wearing a baseball cap to receive the bodies of the six soldiers who died in his illegal and ill-conceived war. But I'm saving all of my outrage for the fact that he was *allowed* to be anywhere near those kids he got killed, regardless of how he dressed.

I know @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social doesn’t like feet pics, but do you know if he likes hand vids, @kweencassie.bsky.social?

Seattle-area folks: Please share this with friends/colleagues and be on the lookout for Violet. findviolet.com

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not my dumbass son eating goldfish *crackers* again

Doxxed! @ogmethy.bsky.social

Only one of these dolls available, so you’re going to have to fight over it, @ogmethy.bsky.social @kweencassie.bsky.social @shawty007br549.bsky.social @arosen999.bsky.social @ruspugs.bsky.social

More evidence @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

"Of course, ALL cats are the best cat ever, but I do genuinely believe Jim *is* the best cat ever." You should read this whole thread. No skipping.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

The fact that Kristi Noem's relentless plastic surgery couldn't save her job, even in the MAGAverse, signals that feminism has achieved its goals.

How I arrived on Bluesky from Twitter.

I bit an Article 3 judge in the balls AND I had a conversation with a naked US Senator.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

The thing about "Trump campaigned on no new wars" is that he also campaigned on, like, Hannibal Lector and sharks versus electric boats and weird rants about low water pressure. His campaign theme was essentially "I am batshit nuts."

I talked to a Texan friend today. People stood in line for hours before being told that there were separate lines for each party -- a departure from the norm.

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You guys this is not AI it is real these are my cats and that is me opening the door checking to make sure they are asleep

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I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

Breaking: Trump names Richard Grenell Viceroy and Governor-General of Iran.

New locale for Shamrock season? @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social

I am not an isolationist. I am for regime change in Iran. I am not in favor of America having anything to do with it. It is very easy to hold these three beliefs at once.

Come the fuck on, people. On the plus side, we don't need to worry about the crypto-nazi in the senate, because Susan Collins is going to nuke him from orbit if he gets the nomination. On the down side, Susan Collins winning is the worst available option

Please follow @babymethy.bsky.social They got her again. And please repost & you will Be Blest🙏🏼

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Liberal say that extreme media consolidation is a threat to our democracy. They’re wrong— it’s a threat to our republic.

RUDE! @ogmethy.bsky.social

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Part 2 of her video + the link to her account: www.tiktok.com/@sh4ysgrwm?_...

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.

I, for one, don’t like when people with nazi tattoos start talking about small groups of people who run the world

No I have never to my knowledge said anything like that, sometimes I genuinely don’t know, but I used to call my toddler a little shit and it broke my heart tbh to see his little face So I don’t think it reflects what is his heart having been there

I have tourette’s and it is like my brain contains all the knowledge of curses and abusive language and history like anyone else but there’s no off button for my brain and saying and the more emotionally charged something is, eg a slur, it is actually harder to contain especially when stressed

NO, Neal Katyal is not a “hero.” He is an amoral mercenary who will represent anyone, even companies that use child slavery.

Here’s your occasional reminder that prominent anti-Trump lawyer Neal Katyal defended Nestlé and Cargill’s use of child slavery in the Ivory Coast. slate.com/news-and-pol...

This guy is not a hero. www.commondreams.org/news/2021/06...

This guy. I will pass. He did this for corporations much like he argued that they shouldn’t be held liable for child slavery. lawandcrime.com/supreme-cour...