I totally get it now. Thank you, Professor Harry Sea Otter. You have once again made me more enlightened hooman.

Hey @thaskitters.bsky.social, my friend wants to know how to get in on that Kyle Rittenhouse action.

New York streets belong to New Yorkers, and Soccer Streets are for the kids. We’re turning the block outside your school into a car-free playground and World Cup celebration. Now until June 26, you’ll find Soccer Streets in front of 50 public schools across all five boroughs. Let’s play!

Nicky caught a small garter snake and bit the tail off. He is extremely proud.🦁

Hey man, you need to stop taking my fucking videos, cropping off my handle, splicing it with other clips (which you presumably also stole), and then slapping your name on it. It’s one thing to download my TikTok and post it instead of just sharing here, but we’re hitting lawyer territory here.

You know what’s very off here, Christopher? You’re stealing this video content from @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social, who recorded it.

Oh, @kweencassie.bsky.social… New kind of fella for you!

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The President of the United States is a criminal. He SHOULD have been convicted for the crimes he led on January 6th, 2021. He WAS convicted of 34 felonies for corruption and harassment. Yet somehow, instead of facing the consequences he deserves, he’s running the government like a mob operation.

Notice that none of the boxes are checked.

Happy #Caturday from Nicky, who is nuts.

Praying for Methy to return to Bluesky soon.

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

#Caturday Nick Pics.

41-year-old Ukrainian Defender Mykola Andriichuk died defending Ukraine. As people came to his funeral, a stork arrived and bid farewell to the Warrior, too. Eternal memory to Ukrainian Hero. 📹: tetjana1783

#whereismethy #methycomeback #missingmethy

Why @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social loves The Flintstones:

Bedtime Nicky and Andy pics. #catsofbluesky

Out of all Melamine's fashion statements during state visits, this is the boldest. Bravo, human person ma'am. Whatever this is, you're nailing it.

Kash Patel:

LXXXVI XLVII

Mood

Lorenz posed for photos at the WCHA and admitted she attended it on X

You mean to tell me that the guy who cheated on his wife with a porn star, who buried the mother of his other children on his golf course, who incited an insurrection just to keep power, and who bombed a school full of children would go as low as to stage an assassination attempt?

Prediction: Donald Trump's behavior will not line up with his calls for unity and bipartisan healing.

ok this is too on the fuckin' nose guys

What did Karoline Leavitt know and when did she know it

The two most important things to remember about the WHCA dinner: a jury found Trump raped E. Jean Carroll but because of a flaw in NYS law the legislature later fixed, it could only hold him liable for sexual abuse Trump appears a million times in the Epstein files—which he hasn't fully released

Happy #Caturday from Nicky and Andy!

The ADL permanently sacrificed its reputation to get in good with a massively dangerous antisemite and white nationalist. They defended him and stood up for him even after his Nazi salute. Here's how he repays them. This is what happens when you think you're using bigots. They're always using you.

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Just took Nicky on a closely-supervised field trip to the yard. @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social @apopularmonster.bsky.social @sailebed.bsky.social @kweencassie.bsky.social

The fact that the US Secretary of Health denies that pathogens cause disease should always be a much bigger story

Ok.

Methy! 😩 we need you! #haveyouseenmethy #methycomenack

Darn - he will be missed. - Jeffrey Epstein’s lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, has announced that he has officially switched to the Republican Party to defend the existence of Israel. Dershowitz says the Democratic Party has become too antisemitic and too anti-Israel.

New Tesla Diner review just dropped! @milesklee.bsky.social

Happy #Caturday from Andy!

Good morning, @justinberkobien.bsky.social and @kweencassie.bsky.social.

NEW: We’ve identified the man who runs the far-right troll account on X “HowlingMutant,” whose jokes about rape and the Holocaust have earned him nearly 200,000 followers, which include Vice President JD Vance. His name is Alexander Norden, from Rockaway Park in New York City.

I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about. Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.

This headline fucks.

In Trump’s defense, this is exactly what it looked like to him whenever Ronny Jackson was giving him intravenous speedball infusions during his first term.

Not the best pic (full zoom on my iPhone), but this cute little Western Bluebird visited my feeder yesterday, and I added it to my Merlin Life List. #BirdOfTheDay @alan678.bsky.social

And Jesus said unto them, Don't worry, guys, I'm coming back, only this time I'll pull up as an elderly obese orange-colored rapist in high heels and a lumpy comb-over.