Joey Pants was in an episode of Highlander?!?!

@dbeecher.bsky.social So... funny story that I don't know if I ever told you.... Until that person mentioned you had a avi of a fencer, I never clicked in to take a closer look and always resolved it as a black and white nun pointing a gun (with a blue background).

Is the amount of windmills and solar that China has deployed a Top Secret number or something?

Two and a half men fell apart after Sheen left.

WARNING, fellow journalists: As @nicoschmidt.io explains, attackers are trying to hijack reporters' Signal accounts by tricking people into handing over their 2FA codes. www.linkedin.com/posts/nicosc...

Oh shit he's got more boom boom than Charo.

Oh, so now it's wrong for a president to grow their net worth directly by way of their official actions?

… Firing Miller would do nothing. Trump could still take calls from him, still take direction from him.

finally a good dating app

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me by digging a 3 foot deep hole and whispering into it under the unlit sky of the new moon.

They are going to try to make us believe that getting rid of Bovino and Noem and pulling out of Minnesota is enough.

Someone should replace the baby with Kash "resting shocked face" Patel.

i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app

The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.

During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake

The largest Trump superPAC donor so far this cycle is the president of OpenAI

Almost, but not quite. It’s not just Trump’s ICE we don’t want funded. We want ICE gone. Period. What you’re promising to do here is just a start.

What is she smoking? This country was formed as an act of sedition.

Well, I mean, first, I wouldn't be buying a gas mask on the street. I'd probably go to a store.

Vaxxed?

Beginning to feel like Walz should go beyond the mobilization and deploy the MN guard to protect its citizens by getting between them and ICE.

We are deporting Jesus but bringing back God.

"it's never too late" Well, I mean, it might be too late to safety check your parachute 5 seconds after jumping...

Amazing. I’d love to know if someone actually wrote that line or if he ad-libbed it.

Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead With Big Naturals

Uhhh… phrasing?

New meme format just dropped!

Fun fact: the phrase "heebie jeebies" was invented in the 1920's by cartoonist Billy DeBeck. He also invented "bodacious," "doink," "cream jeans," "super duper", "tubular," "freaked out," and the concept of brunch.

I am anti-immigration in that I think we should have a world government and no real political borders.

You know who says things like "I went to a top 6 law school"? Someone who couldn't get into a top 5 law school.

Kind of weird he hasn’t posted to Truth Social yet….

It's in Norway ergo the Norwegian government decides which explains why the President gets to pick the Oscar winners.

The same soulless people who hated Skeleton Crew hate Starfleet Academy.

Is this the season where we finally get a School Spirits/Ghosts crossover?

Compeer [kuhm-PEER] (n.) - A peer, an equal, an associate. - A close friend or companion. Used in a sentence: “Though they bickered about such trivialities as fonts and semicolons, she regarded him as her compeer in all matters typographical.”

If you say something like 'Engagement here is falling,' I'm gonna say something like 'Sounds like a skills issue.'

I have somehow made frozen burritos that are impervious to the air fryer.

Has Putin floated the idea that he should get to buy Alaska yet?

Just unsubscribed from a tech News headlines podcast because they talked about the new "go live" feature as LIV rather than LIEV which makes me think they are using Ai trained voices...

I wonder. If you subscribe to someone's blocklist and then block that person because they turned into an asshat, do you remain subscribed to the blocklist?

The only reason I think someone saying "the U.S. goddamn States" should be punished is because it's redundant. The S stands for States. It should be the United Goddamn States.

More like perfideeznutz. Seriously tho, that’s a war crime. What the fuck are you doing.

That feeling when you see one of your previous houses go up for sale and you get to see what the interior looks like now.

But... Why? What benefit does a country get from being on this board? What is the actual value proposition the "great salesman" is putting down?

Hot take: If you don’t treat the place you rent like you own it, you’re a trash tenant.

.... That's why NATO exists! Because most of the countries ARE small!

Morning

It's kale harvest season! -- me, flossing after enjoying a salad.

Hey cuties in the NSFW community,heads up that we got a fresh AI scraper/generator following folks in our circles. Go quietly preemptively block and move on with your lives. 🖤💋