It is very weird how small the app ecosystem is for Bluesky.

ICE is the real War on Christmas.

Stop asking Gene Simmons questions. He has lost all music credibility in this hearing.

We should actually be talking about the lack of situational awareness epidemic.

Sorting dead letters at the postal service sounds fun, actually.

Room temperature take: The Federal Government should not be deciding a number when it comes to what is the poverty line, it should be deciding a formula, ideally to be applied at a zip code level at a granular maximum.

Farts are tres amusant.

So she agrees it’s legal to call the ICE thugs thugs.

Anyway, looking forward to hearing from the "keep politics out of sport" harrumphers, sure they'll be along shortly.

I hear MTG finally found a fall guy for the J6 pipe bombs.

I swear men have learned nothing since Bobby Riggs v Billie Jean King.

I thought McDonald's was healthy now with the beef tallow fries and real sugar coke.

My previous lead fell through, so... Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away? I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.

I am choosing to believe that JK Simmons is playing the same character in Oz and the Farmers Insurance commercials, with the commercials being a prequel.

To the ceiling….. To the floor…. Til the sweat drop down my boar… Til all the publicans crawl Til all vote vote mother fucker Til all vote vote goddamn

The same people who say that if you raise taxes on the wealthy the wealthy will leave think that putting a $100 surcharge for foreigners on national Park visits will make millions.

Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug

Over my dead body will I let those fuckers Pepe Franklin.

I think they should crowdsource a better profanity list.

Whachu fuckin' got, @profanity.accountant?

Playwright Tom Stoppard has died at 88. Did you know he ghost-wrote George Lucas and Steven Spielberg's Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? kottke.org/20/11/tom-st...

Did you ever stop and wonder why an insurance company had a TV show dedicated to wild animals?

Gramercy [gram-UHR-see] (interj.) - An enthusiastic expression used to convey deep or heartfelt thanks. Used in a sentence: “‘Gramercy!’ Lionel gasped once they yanked the Thanksgiving turkey off his head, his hair now basted to a glossy sheen that no shampoo would ever absturge.”

My "Our Bombing Boats is 100% Legal" tweet has a lot of people asking questions answered by my tweet.

I'd rather memetext over a Far Side comic than use ai art in a presentation.

Our president is an ugly human being.

Full of wine and meat.

Someone needs to follow-up with ‘Why does it matter if you won the state or not for you to attend the funeral?’

Dim Philby implies the existence of Dim Emptyby.

Somehow I am making four dishes and am not stressed.

So much for my idea of marijuana infused cranberry sauce.

😏 we do black friday a lil differently around here hehe (we eat mold)

Flat toothpicks are an abomination unto the Lord.

There are too many fonts.

We’re On a Mission From God, Charlie Brown

Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...

Queueing up the “ShamWOW I didn’t know someone could get that few votes” variations.

Look, if you’re going to say the American voter cares about something without putting any qualifiers on it, I’m gonna call you on that bullshit.

Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.

Wow. Jurassic World: Rebirth so desperately wants to be JAWS.

Welcome to my Saturday Night: Currently having a mental debate about whether the general act of breaking the law is immoral.

Part three is going to bring up snowballing and another set of minds are going to be blown.

FFS, Ally McBeal figured this whole bathroom thing out in the 90s.

*takes a huge bong rip* You couldn't imagine the things I've seen.

Me, stage one: Why is everyone saying not to Google something? Me, stage two: Wait, how are so many people unaware of what that word means. Me, stage three: I mean, who cares if it's paywalled? Me, final stage: wait. That's all the same plot thread?

Trump is 100% in the ‘Agree with everything told to him by a charismatic person’ flow right now.

2024 to 2028: The Conspiracy Administration

I need a big flowchart of who has been romantically involved with who in the Marvel comic books.

"Got any plans for the weekend?" Me: "Heading over to the Discover tab and mocking people for their lack of Alt Text"