Mills drops out of Maine Senate race, setting up Platner to face Collins

The price of gasoline jumped 20 cents overnight where I buy it. Now it’s $4.30/gal. 🙄 Thanks Trump, you lying asshole.

Mass Shooting in schools. Republicans: Arm the teachers‼️ Attempted Mass Shooting at WH Correspondents Dinner. Republicans: Build a Ballroom‼️ Is consistent logical thinking too much to ask?

During a 1966 anti-war rally in Washington DC, 18 year old protester Robert Watts stated, "If they ever make me carry a rifle the first man I want to get in my sights is L.B.J.". He was convicted for making threats against the President.

I see lots of talk about term “86” lately. Seldom mentioned is the term “Bag of dicks”, which was first coined in the early 90s, after officers looked in Dahmer’s freezer. True fact… maybe.

Seems Trump didn’t bruise his knees too badly when he fell.

I need more wine 😂😂😂😂

🎵And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago (who told me) Just hold on loosely But don't let go If you cling too tightly You're gonna lose control🎵

So why were so many "cabinet" members at this press dinner? Who usually goes to it?

Seems like Bluesky has a magacult bot problem. This particular one is creating some rather bizarre moderation lists and adding blue accounts with a vengeance. @safety.bsky.app can you check out this account @sonks.me for abuse. This is a PSA #Pinks

Hegseth says Trump has moral clarity. Pete’s drunk again. 🙄

Will today be the day that Trump lies to us the last time?

This lawsuit is unrelated to the $250 million defamation lawsuit that Patel filed Monday against The Atlantic magazine, but still lmao. www.cnbc.com/2026/04/21/k...

Sneaky Geekie‼️ Bruins up 3-0.

Who knew the Iranians were such comedians?

Queen Mole Rat allowed a peaceful transition of power, unlike President Mole Rat.

@mattgaetz4head.bsky.social lmao

Maddow: "Do we think our servicemen and women are in good hands? Do we think that there is care being taken in terms of what they're risking their lives for?"

Where are you, @raisinqueen.bsky.social ? familyspice.com/olive-oil-po...

Trump hired a bunch of drunks.

To anyone that’s worried about the antimatter being moved around in a van. The amount they are transporting is so small, if it came into contact with regular matter the “explosion” would be equivalent to a microorganism’s fart. I did my Research! 😂 💨

One thing Republicans get really mad at, that’s messing with their favorite statues. 🙄

Can we start a GoFundMe account for Katy Tur to attend a Sarcasm Class?

BREAKING: In a post on Truth Social, Trump said the U.S. Navy intercepted an Iranian-flagged cargo ship that was moving past the blockade by "blowing a hole in the engineroom." Akayla Gardner reports.

Grok insisted it’s a “gusset”.. there’s no way lol

Republicans are fine with Corner Store Doctor Jesus Trump. Sane people vote Blue. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

'Psyop' is short for 'psychological operation.' We promise this isn't one.

Shitty Facts: Bacteria from poop is all around you, all the time, and there’s nothing you can do about it. www.popsci.com/poop-is-ever...

😂 Not in my job description. But I get your point Omar. www.newsweek.com/ilhan-omar-w...

The Antichrist would absolutely depict himself as Jesus, then after being called out, say he was just trying to be a doctor, I’m just saying.

Trump wishes him well.

Turns out the Hungarian government has been bankrolling the Conservative Political Action Conference for years. newrepublic.com/post/209035/...

Anyone see an image of a SS Card in this post? 👇 Because all I see is “is s”.

We have survived a little over 30%. 😃 presidentialtermclock.com

Tony Gonzales says he will resign from House

Swalwell has announced his resignation from Congress. It’s impossible not to ask why Texas Republican Tony Gonzales hasn’t done the same. And why the GOP doesn’t insist the Epstein files, which repeatedly mention the head of their party, be fully released.

Trump says the image was of him as a doctor. Wtf? 😂

How bout you say that to his face.

It’s kind of a shame that Swalwell couldn’t wait for JD Vance’s endorsement.

The Flyers owe the Bruins. 😂 🏒

JD Vance hasn’t fucked an ottoman like this since undergrad

Alright, who TF is this?👇 @jizzybaio.bsky.social

Okay. The Eric Swalwell story is disgusting. If he did what he’s accused of he needs to resign. The corporate owned propaganda press is having a feeding frenzy. What about Tony Gonzalez who’s sexual harassment caused the death of his staffer? And don’t get me started on our pig of a president.

Are the big orange balls on the Artemis capsule there to keep it from turning upside down in the water? Or what? 😹

Share an iconic horror movie shot.

Future Secretary of Health and Human Services. 🙄

You gotta love Dane County.😃 Wisconsin Supreme Court.

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BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.