"A University of Oregon study found that when states legalize sports betting, intimate partner violence increases by roughly 10 percentage points after upset NFL losses." yourbrainonmoney.substack.com/p/gambling-i...

he always licks my shower water. awful beast

peep this fish

seeing a post this good on your dash is like a wuxia hero emerging from a crowd and performing Heavenly Serpent Death Blade technique

barebebil

having a "will things ever get better" kind of evening.

Enough

nerds candy cummy glusters

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

Shen Yun: America before gamergate

Is anyone else’s vampire constantly trying to suck your blood while you’re asleep despite training, obedience school, etc? I got bitter apple to put on my jugular, a holy water spray bottle for when I catch her, nothing has worked. I don’t want to send her to a high-stake shelter but idk what to do

has anyone else noticed how good saltines are

Me the second my girlfriend is even remotely assertive

Ever think about posts that destroy your ability to speak like a normal human

open the portal cowards i can be trusted in the elf dimension

ill take the biggest gulp you've got

Our traditional practice of ancestor worship is NOT necromancy. Only ignorant outlanders could mistake our sacred rituals for the vile sorceries of necromancers.

You are an fool. An ignorant, ill-mannered, outlander fool. I'd rather make a monkey Hortator. As long as I am head of this House, you will never be Hortator.

could someone hit me right at the base of my skull real hard

doctor octopus: oh, of course it's you, spider-man. got some more smart alec comments to make? spider-man: [mental wheel of fortune spinning through abrasive puns, dad jokes, etc] spider-man: [lands on BANKRUPT] spider-man: suck my dick, old man. doctor octopus: spider-man: spider-man: sorry.

temperature changes have cause my lips to dry out badly. this is a nightmare

slime based computer which requires logging in with an 'oozer name'

is it hard | patreon.com/lubchansky

Anyone wanna hang out later. i was gonna get swallowed by a whale if you wanna join me.

[A muffled, faraway voice… barely audible over the soothing sounds of gently bubbling goo] you better not be imagining yourself suspended in a vat of regenerative stem cell goo again

are you okay dude

i think a lot of people who wanted a certain political jay nay say qwah out of OBAA should go back and watch How To Blow Up A Pipeline, which the academy and most distributers totally ignored

oh is Oscar Ball knocking at the door once again??? shoo!

god im friggin feral tonight

I accidentally downloaded Paprika (1991), the Italian erotic comedy, instead of the anime movie. so now im watching that

14 Mar 2026

it's crazy that we're all on here pretending like the world didn't radically shift under our feet last week. you just can't deny the technological leap that has happened and those of you who refuse to take advantage of it are going to get left behind. I am of course talking about slay the spire 2

jc denton: my vision is augmented. jc's personal HUD: [bonzibuddy, dominos delivery tracker, fry's electronics ad he doesn't know how to turn off]

good morning ken

HA!

Yes, little monster. What do you want?

broad

felt real fuckin weird lately eh

A new paper on falling cat science came out and I just have to draw people's attention to this image

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

guy who thinks strapons are misandrist

im watching the chronicles of riddick and its really not fair what they did to karl urban. why is his hair like that

MITER.BMF

got carded buying the chronicles of riddick on dvd

Yeah man I think this country is not repairable.

Wise words

Spit it out or hit the road.