Ivy 🌿
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driven by raw disappointment | 30 | she/her
love having a convo with my brother on his breakup that devolves into a conversation about how the only hope for humanity is extinction
about 1 year ago
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Fulkery
about 1 year ago
Don't worry about assassination, CEOs, just smile more and buy fewer expensive coffee drinks. Try mindfulness.
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ell ❤️🔥
about 1 year ago
hey taylor i found you a new piano x
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proud to say I'm a *checks notes* pink pilates princess?
about 1 year ago
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Gay people have needs
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about 1 year ago
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d.ly
about 1 year ago
insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked
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inkedupandsonic
about 1 year ago
electric eels imply the existence of acoustic eels
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Amy Ash
about 1 year ago
stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
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GELPHIE CANNON
about 1 year ago
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Jerry Chen
about 1 year ago
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Ryan Marino, MD
about 1 year ago
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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RiotGrlErin
about 1 year ago
feeling very thankful for my therapist and my antidepressants.
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
about 1 year ago
broke: putting "lab technologist" as my occupation on my dating profile woke: putting "blood mage" as my occupation on my dating profile
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Jerry Chen
about 1 year ago
BIG GRAVY BOAT STUCK
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idrinkurmilkshake91
about 1 year ago
Happy Thanksgiving Gaylor family!!! I’m so thankful that I found each and every one of you and this amazing community as a whole. I hope you all have a restful day and eat delicious food ☺️🫶🩷
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happy Thanksgiving I'm drunk 🫶
about 1 year ago
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
about 1 year ago
La Croix: Stuffing Mix
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Chip bitney
about 1 year ago
My cousins and I going for a little walk.
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Sam Adams
about 1 year ago
I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.
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Jen
about 1 year ago
*dabs a little gravy behind each ear* Tell me about it… stud…
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
about 1 year ago
i just farted exactly in the opening drum pattern of U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday
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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️⚧️
about 1 year ago
The difference between my sex and my gender is that my gender is female and my sex is on fire
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Rogs
about 1 year ago
Using a hot dog to stir my coffee
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JP
about 1 year ago
the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia
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emma🌷antithetical dream girl
about 1 year ago
their mind 😂 also I have been guessing bye bye baby so Taylor pls watch this
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debbshock
about 1 year ago
me literally every morning
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Oh some people had good childhoods huh
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about 1 year ago
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Listening to my top songs of 2023 hm I have great taste
about 1 year ago
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SpatialKimtamine
about 1 year ago
Smack me across the head with a shovel and knock me unconscious so I can finally rest
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This when
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about 1 year ago
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saw wicked for the third time last night 🤭
about 1 year ago
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Rob DenBleyker
about 1 year ago
Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom
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lisabug
about 1 year ago
I hate when I fall down the stairs without my Fitbit on.
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Feeling very disconnected from my queer identity and sexuality and I pull the lovers in reverse this morning from my tarot deck. I'm being clowned on!!!
about 1 year ago
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp
about 1 year ago
Unsolicited cock shots
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Maggie Serota
about 1 year ago
My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle. Me: Like Cornholio? My pt: Yes.
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I'm All Write 🍻
about 1 year ago
Cocaine so white it has a secret family recipe for potato salad
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My true calling on this planet is to create cute lil cottage core crochet pieces
about 1 year ago
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Frances Meh
about 1 year ago
instead of making prequels to successful franchises they should make something good
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JP
about 1 year ago
used to be they at least offered you bread and circuses
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Told my aunt to sit down while I explained the "holding space for defying gravity lyrics" meme, I take my role as family Internet professor very seriously
about 1 year ago
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Cooperstreaming ♿️
about 1 year ago
I exchanged numbers with some of my dad's friends in the retirement community, both to be involved in his life and to keep tabs on his health, & my god there is no chisme quite like retirement home chisme Old ppl have the best drama. Passing STDs, stealing partners, disinheriting kids. I'm obsessed
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mr potato
about 1 year ago
i’m tired of self improvement can’t everyone else just get worse
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Zooted on a 25 mg CBD edible watching the Dallas Cowboys Netflix show, pretending next week won't be the worst
about 1 year ago
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lukelukeluke
about 1 year ago
Here are some nice mushrooms
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BEAVE
about 1 year ago
I still don’t understand what part of the monkey the wrench is for.
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Guys I sadly am holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.. that shit is resonating
about 1 year ago
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