if you were an ape you would be a buttboon lol

My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!

Eggs has an expensive ($6k) surgery coming up. If you're able, the "bills" list, food items, or says "crowfunding" on my wishlist all go to cash right now. it all goes to him. he really needs to get this oral mass handled. Anything at all helps. Thank you 🖤 Link: throne.com/mayawest

she has a smile so pretty i brag to my ex about it

kinda spiraling again so ig im gonna go to sleep

my Robin Williams in The Birdcage impression

My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!

just got hit with the 10pm lonelies

7 things every child needs to hear: 1. I love you. 2. I am proud of you. 3. I am sorry. 4. I forgive you. 5. I am listening. 6. Capitalism is a tool of the upper class designed to keep the people struggling, oppressed, and docile. 7. You have what it takes.

what, was it only her left that got blown off

nah, "I wish blase bitches could read" is my position

The best thing about having a silly display name is these kinda guys

tell em, gov

Man, emotional maturity is hard

seeing something beautiful that would make a great photo but instead thinking "nah, that one's just for me"

[leaving a giant bowl of white powder on the counter] OK everybody listen up, this is NOT cocaine. So don't chop a line thinking it is. Because it's not, its Ketamine

trying to come up with an excuse for calling that isnt just "i missed your voice"

lmaoooo wtf im literally kicking my feeties rn

fucked up all progress i had made

everyone

please lend me all of your good luck for the next few hours

we're dating now. that's how bluesky works. our first date will be at someone's 15-post-long crash out

hell yeh

Does anyone in FL want to go see @themountaingoats.bsky.social with me sept 18th? i suddenly have an extra ticket

oh god im back on the apps

the dock photo is the clear crowd favorite

oh sorry i thought you meant what you said lol

im sorry

chat im ngl things are actually pretty dire in my personal life

im not eating again

Dont approach my woman if you don't want this smoke

I wanna open a bohemian piano bar and name it Chez la Vie

🎶Hold me closer tiny Daniel🎶

This looks like the bathrooms at Potter's wax museum

lmao I wrote a similar paper as a college freshman "Approaching Immortality" i called it

friday appt

Reposting this cause I self doxxed but This is my favorite thing my wife has made that is not for me.

What a vile, classist, classless bitch you are.

q

wish that i could focus on the good things

🌨☃️⛄️

im being offered illicit drugs

weird that troops are deployed to the imperial core, and to two cities run by likely primary challengers

This is a female American redstart warbler. She's so cute guys what do i say to her 🥺🪶

This little round ball of fluff is a palm warbler. One of the largest warblers around here! Bird looks like a meatball imo 🪶

that time @eve6.bsky.social said "weedlord bonerchamp" on stage