if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

What was done to Colbert is unconscionable. I'm never getting another prescription filled at CVS.

getting groceries delivered isn’t enough i want them to come in and put them away then brush my hair

Every interview with a tech CEO youtube.com/shorts/ZseOJ...

I can't do psychedelics dude sometimes I get freaked out by a font

I miss you but not log in to FB miss you

One of the best things you can do as an adult is realize that you didn’t actually have to stop drawing, coloring, painting, playing with clay, doing whatever else you loved as a kid. Even if you’re bad at it. Maybe especially if you’re bad at it

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

On this day 12 years ago, we launched Transistor, our second game.🎤 To everyone who experienced Red's journey through Cloudbank, thank you for playing! Please enjoy a slice of Junction Jan's, on us. Your choice? 🍕Supremo Deluxe 🥦Harvest Garden 🦐Sea Monster ❓Mystery Jan's

You get 4x the yellow gems, which you can use along with pink coins to unlock an extra fast tier. If you don’t have any blue diamonds, you have to wait one hour to prompt again. You can buy more pink coins using star points, which cost $4.99.

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

finding it hard to put into words just quite upsetting I find the idea of Google getting rid of the "ten blue links" format of search entirely, genuinely feels like your landlord announcing he's removing your kitchen and replacing it with a bouncy castle, I need my kitchen, let me keep my kitchen

multiple things can be true at once: 1) there shouldn't be billionaires 2) since there ARE, it's interesting to see one spending money on being an ocean nerd in the name of science, instead of feeding us to machines and destroying democracy 3) valve's 30% cut of steam sales is too high

Looks like I’ll finally have to start listening to you all about alternative search engines

peeling a hot dog like a banana

Alright I teased you all enough, here she is! Lady Winter! A lovely commission I was delighted to work on, hope you all like it as much as the client does :3

little hats for dogs

the fuck it will

This is so disrespectful and resentful to the very people making content that makes your platform worth Anything at all holy shit. AI truly is anti-art it disgusts me and so should it you

Some people on the Left view voting as damage mitigation and some view it as an endorsement of the candidate and these two groups hate each other with a passion that burns as brightly as a thousand suns.

I, too, like to hold people in contempt, your honor

If I created a fantasy franchise and the only memorable thing about it was nut pugs, I’d make a billion dollars. Dimension 20 is just casually tossing this shit around every episode.

The Onion should do a satire with a good outcome just to see if they can manifest it.

There isn’t much left to say except that your children will be less well-rounded than you. Less well-read than you. Less intelligent than you. Less able to problem solve than you. Leas worldly than you. Less empathetic. Less equipped. And more helpless. For the first time in living history.

I had someone ask, understandably, if these screencaps I've been posting lately are real or fake, and I promise you that they're all real

My friends and I discussing how Lupita Nyong'o is getting typecast as the most beautiful woman in the world

The movie “Yesterday” but it’s a world where Korn never existed and the only guy who remembers them just lives a normal happy life and it’s called “Oombak Ba Ooombagh Bageena”

what if dark matter is just where every living organism goes once they die, and the glue of the universe is just billions on billions on billions of dead organisms from every possible planet in every galaxy

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

Bluesky should add editing to posts *but* all you can do is use a dark souls style template to add one sentence to your post. Amazing chest ahead, finger but hole, dog, etc.

A heavily edited, dubbed American cut of The Mandalorian and Grogu, retitled "Bastard of the Green Jedi" ("Mondo Mando" in some regions), did well on the midnight-movie circuit; the film's infamous unsimulated sex scenes were shot separately and inserted by the distributor for the adult market.

oh my god scavenger's reign is incredible

Then there is what happened just last night on California's grid with the arrival of the extra SunZia wind power. Those natural gas plants that wait poised to surge at sunset ... just weren't needed. 1.5 GW of gas during the day to be ready went to 1 GW at sunset with 9 GW of batteries. Amazing.

I’m a huge Al evangelist. If you’re not onboard with Al you need to wake up and get with the future.

not with that attitude

9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes

I’ve been working on this oil portrait in my off hours, and its finally done. Its a meaningful one for me, so posted alongside the painting is a little story and why it means so much to me. :) Hope you all enjoy!! :)

From my unpublished dystopian novel: “Half the [automated cars] on the street didn’t even carry passengers. Some were just moving ads, and some had no purpose at all, the failure and disappearance of their parent businesses leaving them to wander the roadways forever like phantoms.”

I’m a huge Al evangelist. If you’re not onboard with Al you need to wake up and get with the future.

When Chrome tries to tell me about new features

Ghost in the machine

Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of snart to helg.

Writing has been independently invented maybe four times in human history. Radiocarbon dating has found evidence that the original inhabitants of Rapa Nui (Easter Island) invented writing independently. buff.ly/PS5nm5j #ShareGoodNewsToo

read the article making this argument and it just reinforced the 3d printing analogy. the industry hype with AI is 100x larger, but the pattern was a similar "this is going to change humanity" to "this is going to revolutionize specific industries" to "this will be a fun hobby for eccentrics"

People will be like ‘Bluesky is all academics & historians’ & I’ll be like, ‘You mean the people who enthusiastically tell me the coolest shit I ever heard?????’