maybe i am going insane

Do you think a little part of Don Jr and Eric died when they saw this

edibles is actually short for edwardibles

what if harry potter got kicked IN HIS NUTS

i wonder what rachel dolezal is up to

when we enter into the mcdepression, we will play real life mcdonald’s monopoly

math textbook covers for some reason:

You can't even conquer a forest moon anymore because of ewok

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

some of you tbh

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

this man has been lauded as a unique genius intellect of our age and he clearly does not think even one move ahead

joe biden: trans sexuals. they got. they got increased lung capacity. ca... can you believe it? lung capacity. imagine that jill biden: yes dear. they do. you made one your assistant secretary of health. remember? joe: right. that's right. she could swim better'n a samoan jack reacher.

A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"

Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari

i was trying to console someone yesterday but my wires got crossed and what i actually said was “it’s probably much worse than you think”

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

if there was any justice in the world prince andrew would get pimped out as a rent boy to people 5x his age (vampires)

Clearly Dick Cheney was a load bearing shitbag and the timeline is self correcting

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

staten island’s a rough place for women, huh?

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[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator

ring the bells from dusk till dawn! pound the drums! hold your neighbors hand and sing in chorus! dick cheney is dead! the scourge of iraq, reaper of a million souls, never shall he wage a war again!

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

no babe it’s fine.. i just don’t know what the fuck ur problem is

i think theres a difference between nostalgia and reminiscing- nostalgia's built off the -algia root, which means pain- nostalgia is the lament that things aren't as we remember them being reminiscing can be nostalgic, but it can also just be gratitude expressed for experiences we've had

Sure, skeletons are scary, but a body without a skeleton is much scarier

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

This has got to be the one, The New Yorker.

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY YALL!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!

What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you

todays biblical holocaust kill count is brought to you by gloo, krunt, fleckD, and PeepL

I feel like "we've made an app that gives people psychosis and here's how many people we've sent insane" is past late-stage capitalism. It's some new stage of previously unforeseen horrors beyond human imagination.

No shade I ain’t seen an ugly baby in a minute, yall been doing good #keepitup

If you are a journalist or pretending to be one, I am begging you to unlearn the phrase "growing concerns"

did daylight ask to be saved?

what happens if you take estrogen and testosterone at the same time?

can someone who understands human psychology explain to me why sonic the hedgehog specifically became a lightning rod for supernatural kinks, mpreg, inflation, vore and the like? #sonic

So these are the wars Plattner would have volunteered to be in and like I do not for the life of me understand what we are doing here??

You are Gooning on Stolen Land

In Post-world, the dim and mean son of a governor is not the nepo baby

Oops! All Kings

RIP D'Angelo, the greatest singer since Marvin departed. Who took the grit & attitude of hip-hop & alchemized it into angelic voodoo. He condensed the human condition - sex, suffering, addiction, love, oppression - into pure transcendence. A comet emitting blinding light & soul.

Any author worth their salt should be able to put together five words which will, upon scanning them, kill any reader on the spot.

I think you mean Colossus. Columbus is medical procedure for irrigating your digestive track