That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

Blood transfusions from close relatives can cause graft vs host disease. Close relatives are literally the last people in the world rich weirdos should be roping into their creepy vampire hobby.

Make bad game? Laid off. Make good game? Also laid off. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, laid off.

we told our server we’d get tequila shots for every goal, regardless of the team, and i regret it immediately. death to america. i have a tummy ache.

You ever think about how Baloo from Tailspin isn’t actually a bear, he just perceives himself as one due to all the atrocities he committed during the war, like Porco Rosso?

Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸

Redesigning the ninja turtles: Donatello with the bo staff

(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this

the success of Backrooms means Hollywood now has no excuse but cowardice for refusing to produce a Groverhaus movie.

one of the big problems with our universe is the lack of spiral energy

ok, this place has the juice

Baki Hanma is watching this in total awe, having several epiphanies

turns out it is rocket science

I cannot stop laughing at Zohran wearing an Arsenal kurta to Eid prayer. Probably the most accurate millennial Muslim representation yet. You just know he's been waiting for the right occasion to bust this one out.

If my dad vibe coded an app to not pick me up from school I’d sort nursing homes by rating and put him in the worst one

In the beginning, the BlueSky is a Bubble takes were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one in Sydney was a week. In 4 days, we could be seeing a Bubble take every 8 hours, until they are coming every 4 minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within 7 days.

Hindenburg Completes Mostly Successful Last Flight.

A NEW TWIST in Africa's soaring solar story: It's now manufacturing its own panels. The factories use imported Chinese cells, which are 40% of the value of panels, keeping much of the value domestically. 9 GW of cells+wafers in Mar/Apr alone🧵

saying bad customer names to your old coworkers is an elite form of guys remembrance imo

he doesn't even work there, he just recognized that someone had to do something

Getting a quarterback wristband and putting this in it for when I go to the grocery store

Sometimes art is so breathtaking and poignant it defies all expectation

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED, PILK IS REAL NOW

Dear X-Men fans, I apologize for the amount of horniness in an upcoming issue. Well, 'apologize' is a strong word. 'Happily present' is probably better.

please just put it out of our misery

Barista made reference to “it’s like when you hop in a mosh pit” and I said, “It shouldn’t shock you from looking at me to hear that I’ve never been in a mosh pit.” He paused for a sec, looked me over, and said, “Well it’s the same at Ska shows” and that’s the most devastating read I’ve ever had.

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Herzog: Could it be zey call it SurveyMonkey because you are ze monkey?

Brother I feel old just reading this

yet another Chinese nuclear power plant is live www.world-nuclear-news.org/articles/fir...

This is like 9/11 for golfers

So is soy effete or not? Make up your minds!!!!!!!!!!!! www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

Whoever wins... We lose..

"If we wait for the hyperrich to finally realize that their fates are tied to ours—for their children to contract measles, or for them to get cabin fever in their apocalypse bunkers—it will be too late for many of the rest of us." - @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social www.bostonreview.net/articles/a-y...

NEW: A memo circulating inside Congress details 5 laws mandating the US fully cut off weapons to Israel — even if it wants to buy them with its own money. Comes as a surge of politicians scramble to catch up to public opinion, calling to end aid on the basis that Israel can pay for weapons itself.

These people are so fucking stupid. Just complete morons, I’m in awe they’re able to hold a regular job.

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

ppl try to claim this and that are 'magic systems for irl' but the closest we have are like incredibly esoteric high-level mathematics and extremely tedious legal argumentation. 'why the fuck do i need to study that. it isn't concrete' 'only sickos and weirdos are into that shit' yeah exactly

This is happening in the middle of Tel Aviv 👏🏼👏🏼👇🏼💙

“Ballroom.” “Ballroom.” “Have you ever been in an institution? Ballroom.” “Ballroom.” “Do they keep you in a ballroom? Ballroom.” “Ballroom.” “When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Ballroom.” “Ballroom.”

Wow..

$500/mw day in the capacity auctions aren't real and they can't hurt me. the price cap going away in the upcoming june auctions isn't going to cause massive volatility. this is going to be Just Fine.

congrats to this woman on becoming the new rightful owner of beast bars, beast burgers, and, if her lawyers play their cards right, mr beast’s house

he even put “things of that nature“ in here, the joke could not be more obvious

republicans will yowl and piss and moan and that to my mind is all the reason to do it