please just put it out of our misery

Barista made reference to “it’s like when you hop in a mosh pit” and I said, “It shouldn’t shock you from looking at me to hear that I’ve never been in a mosh pit.” He paused for a sec, looked me over, and said, “Well it’s the same at Ska shows” and that’s the most devastating read I’ve ever had.

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Herzog: Could it be zey call it SurveyMonkey because you are ze monkey?

Brother I feel old just reading this

yet another Chinese nuclear power plant is live www.world-nuclear-news.org/articles/fir...

This is like 9/11 for golfers

So is soy effete or not? Make up your minds!!!!!!!!!!!! www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

Whoever wins... We lose..

"If we wait for the hyperrich to finally realize that their fates are tied to ours—for their children to contract measles, or for them to get cabin fever in their apocalypse bunkers—it will be too late for many of the rest of us." - @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social www.bostonreview.net/articles/a-y...

NEW: A memo circulating inside Congress details 5 laws mandating the US fully cut off weapons to Israel — even if it wants to buy them with its own money. Comes as a surge of politicians scramble to catch up to public opinion, calling to end aid on the basis that Israel can pay for weapons itself.

These people are so fucking stupid. Just complete morons, I’m in awe they’re able to hold a regular job.

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

ppl try to claim this and that are 'magic systems for irl' but the closest we have are like incredibly esoteric high-level mathematics and extremely tedious legal argumentation. 'why the fuck do i need to study that. it isn't concrete' 'only sickos and weirdos are into that shit' yeah exactly

This is happening in the middle of Tel Aviv 👏🏼👏🏼👇🏼💙

“Ballroom.” “Ballroom.” “Have you ever been in an institution? Ballroom.” “Ballroom.” “Do they keep you in a ballroom? Ballroom.” “Ballroom.” “When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Ballroom.” “Ballroom.”

Wow..

congrats to this woman on becoming the new rightful owner of beast bars, beast burgers, and, if her lawyers play their cards right, mr beast’s house

he even put “things of that nature“ in here, the joke could not be more obvious

republicans will yowl and piss and moan and that to my mind is all the reason to do it

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it "Dumplings With Peas" "Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

bought a little water feature from menards for the garden and my daughters spent an hour sticking their heads in it

okay now this is posting

Oh god is Swalwell gonna podcast now

We love the Shrike, don’t we folks? We love the Lord of Pain. And we love to be pinned to that Tree

TW: sexual violence

Tommygirl enjoyed the warm weather today

I think we can consider it case closed

A major problem we have is that too many powerful and influential people believe (at least subconsciously) that America is somehow magically insulated from decline and collapse. But whatever our Greatness it was achieved through policy choices and can be undone by other choices. It's happening now!

RHETORIC[Easy: Failure] - The reporter asked you about the ceasefire with Iran and you respond by telling him your wife wants to end it all

The international community needs to force Israel to stop murdering civilians they will never stop on their own.

Massacre upon massacre in Beirut in the last hour. AUBMC announced a “code disaster.” Over 100 airstrikes in 10 minutes across the country. One hit right behind my house. Sirens ambulances & the smell of sulphur. The city is in total chaos the people in complete panic

Everyone wants me to imbue their shard with malicious energy. I take their money and imbue their shard with neutral energy. Every. Single. Time. And before you ask, no, the malice of my deed does not stain the shard.

oh hell yeah

Update: I got through and his staff told me they “couldn’t say” whether he supports the use of nuclear weapons in Iran.

War crime tribunals aren’t enough we gotta put him in a Harlan Ellison short story.

Rally at the White House tonight

I've now seen several posts from Democratic US Senators and House Reps calling for Congress to return to DC, and my only reaction to seeing these is: Do it. Just get on a plane and go back to DC. The House is in Recess, not adjourned. There was a pro forma session today. Go. Lead by example.

Ways to get there: - 25A (by far hardest, useless) - Straight impeachment (H. majority + 2/3 S.) - Fund nothing until he's gone (fewest votes needed, just a willing majority in either house, but takes the longest) - Congress declares him 14AS3 disqualified (simple majorities) - uhh... [redacted]

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

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in america, our legislative branch is on vacation right now. that’s not a joke or a euphemism, they’re on spring break. not a single person in america believes that they’ll do anything.