Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.

I see the “I refuse to watch movies by c*s wh*te man mart*n sc*rsese. I am 34 years old and working on my healing journey by only watching Bluey” has mutated into “actually Bl*ey is toxic and turned my toddler into an abusive narcissist”

I see the “I refuse to watch movies by c*s wh*te man mart*n sc*rsese. I am 34 years old and working on my healing journey by only watching Bluey” has mutated into “actually Bl*ey is toxic and turned my toddler into an abusive narcissist”

Damn. Our Team Captain got removed from both our group DMs and is off the schedule. They’d been struggling for a while in terms of running our team and I was very frustrated with them, but I’d also sort of hoped that they’d turn it around. Now we are lost feral children.

Democrats will need a policy response that is stronger and more courageous than a strongly-worded fundraising email.

Harris absolutely would have done something like this. Wanna know how I know? Because Obama and HRC did this in Libya.

Once again Fetterman only exists to reach out how to dodge and not get too greedy with your attacks before you go onto fight a major Elden Ring boss.

Nooooo Mr. William Friedkin don’t release Sorcerer up against Star Wars you’re so sexy aha

In happier news, the Sydney Zoo released a video of two twin hyena Cuba born at the zoo and all the responses to seeing the mother hyena and her girl dick are “Good on dad for watching them so mum can rest!”

2nd or 3rd time I’ve woken up the first week of the new year and we are just illegally bombing a country. I’m so tired man.

Coming up on nine years

Really good news! This will be destributed by Viz in the summer. A must if you don’t have enough “children traumatized by ww2” media in your life

My executive chef is moving back to New England to be closer to family, and I’ll miss him. He had a level of leadership that’s rare and always had a moment to be kind to me. I hope he does well.

This week shouldn’t be too crazy and I got an extra day off next week, so I’ll have a little more time to chill and work on my costumes. I don’t even mind going into work, but I need a day or 2 where everyone shows up and we don’t have 400 covers

Wait wait. You’re telling me there’s a different homoerotic hockey story? I can’t keep up

Sugimoto update. Made boot covers, but I wasn’t super happy with them, and I ran out of fabric, so I’m just gonna order some boots as they’re very generic, so it’s not like they needed to be modified or built to fit the design. Gonna get started on the wig this week

That “what do you love but you can’t reccomend anyone” prompt is 75% Mae in Abyss and 25% Hazzbin hotel but in a “I don’t think you’re ready for cartoon characters saying ‘FUCK’ 😏” kind of way.

Made in Abyss. One of the most beautiful, haunting and horrifying stories with worlds and nightmares beyond your wildest dreams And I hope once it’s done, the authorities raid the mangaka’s computer

I honestly feel so good right now. I’m back at work tomorrow and won’t have any consecutive days off till the 14th, but just making it through the last week has been such a load off of me

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

I saw a headline that said Bernie Sanders "brought back his iconic look" for the Mamdani inauguration and some of you just do not know a single old Jewish guy

Update. My husband got me a panini 😀

“we have Kieran Culkin at home”

Re Fallout tv series. I keep waiting for it to make me go “meh” and not be bothered with the next ep, but I’m still all in. I love how they handled the post Legion/NCR/an old fallout nv buddy.

Urge to return to New Mexico like a salmon increases every year

On top of the insaine Girl Hitler vibes coming off of Sanae Takaichi at any given moment, she also looks like Junji Ito drew her.

Being a daycare teacher is the most thankless job. I visited hundreds of them in my old career and the majority were over crowded, full of toddlers doing the most alarming wet coughs you’ve ever heard. The staff was paid $10 an hour.

You all got one week.

Update. Butcher who is an ex nfl player said “….you look nice today 🥺” and the chain smoking abuelita on the grill said “Emma!! You’re sexy for me today!!”

I lived bitch

Aussie Chappell Roan: I'm gonna keep on dancing at the

Dressing up on New Year’s Eve for work in an “establish dominance and intimidate my coworkers” sort of way

On the plus side. The type 30 bayonet is printed

Last night we had 400 covers and my closers forgetting to cut me which is a level of neglect I have not experienced since the my dad would leave me in his van to go drink at the dive bar. But I am so fucking tired and giving it my all and I need everyone to be VERY nice to me in approx 13 hours

Our butcher at my job use to play for the NFL, and if we are trading anecdotes, he goes “I get that. Back when I played in the NFL…”

It’s like 26 degrees out so he got to wear his cute little jacket 🐕

Imagining the next US civil war where the lib faction is using drag queens speaking gay slang as code talkers while George Santos and Milo sit in a MAGA bunker desperately trying to break the code.

All Cosplay is valid. Some of the best cosplayers I know make 1 costume every 2 years, but I made 11 this year cause I’m very very autistic and very very traumatized from being fired as a zoo keeper

5 of us on for a 300+ night and one girl dead ass Gone Girled. Like, didn’t show up and her phone had been disconnected. She was one of our most solid teammates too, I think she went off the grid.

I get so annoyed at my restaurant being short staffed and full of children who can’t follow basic requirements like “show up.” But also it’s just how all restaurants work, it’s not like there’s a magical casual fine dining restaurant where they’re fully staffed and work as a team

You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT

Sulking because he lost an online ranked match in Street Fighter.

yeah i run the downtonabbey_dril account. basically i take a scene from downtown abbey and put one of ten dril posts i’ve saved over it. i try to make it the most applicable one, but let’s be honest: corn cob is always gonna do numbers. yeah no the door actually locks from the outside

I have had a few people tell me to use Ko-fi for cosplay supply goals! If you are feeling so inclined to offer support it means the world to me! ❤️ ko-fi.com/A6841SZY/goa...

My bitch manager at the zoo trying to shame me for how big my ass looked in my work shorts won’t be laughing when I file I lawsuit for violating the ADA 😤

I called up an emissions place to ask I if needed an appointment and the guy said with such confidence “not at all! Our emissions tests are quick and efficient!”. Like, I was 100% sold. I got in my car and he was right. Took 10 minutes and im still nice and early for work

I got 5 days of work with 300 covers every night and a team of children who callout because work is “Ohio Rizz” so everyone needs to be nice to me and stop making quirk chungus “12/26 to 1/01 you make a blanket fort and eat cheese” posts

I can’t find my old tweet, but I had a joke about how younger voice actors are all “honored to announce I am Additional Voices in episode 17 of a spite bid anime that will be delated in 5 weeks on Crunchy Roll” and VA’s who have been voice acting before the polio vaccine go “im goku!!!”