Computer World 💻💽

existential dread! in the membrane

Some of the bands are a bit derivative but that's still a harsh indictment of an entire genre

it's like my entire timeline is posting "can you BELIEVE what they did to sesame street" and attached is simply a picture of big bird looking entirely normal

instead of typing “another day of subbing” i typed “another day of sobbing” and honestly, same difference

Me: How do I *feel*? Crippled by sorrow. Imprisoned in my own consciousness. Like a man with no parachute in a burning plane Dr: I meant your ankle

drinking my morning coffee

protein bars or other foods easy to eat on my commutes 🚫🚫🚫 shoveling overnight oats from a mason jar into my mouth at each stoplight ✅✅✅

oh, reznor udxc-175 industrial heater, i'm gonna miss you

trying to post through it rn

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

Action Item: Become soil and/or ash Assigned To: Body Status: In Progress Deadline: TBA

Disco Elysium but it’s Eric Adams and Curtis Sliwa. Think about it

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

morning news: the us fertility rate has dropped to historic lows! me: wow unsurprising, tell me more news: some economists are worried — me: i’ve heard enough

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Those Fallout games really hit on a great business thing for their soundtrack where they license a song called Wing a ding ding Doodle from 1949 and pay 3 dollars for it and an entire generation of nerds has fond memories of roaming the Mojave listening to Wing a ding ding Doodle with Boone

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

had to go check and see if that post was real and the banal herbal medslop ad below it really gives the genocidal nuclear holocaust threat an unexpected piquancy

experiencing some kind of bizarre decades old memory whiplash upon hearing that flyleaf is back on tour in 2026 with their original lead vocalist

Someone sent me this.

getting back into an mmo would surely fix me! (she said, foolishly)

Already annoyed that American Airlines put me on a bus instead of a puddle jumper, I audibly groan when the driver walks on and its fucking Ms Frizzle again and I start texting clients, "may be late. About to get stuck in Carlos's aorta."

unnerving lofi beats to tremble and cower to

dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site

canned green bean, breakfast of champions

holodeck programs about resistance against nazis

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

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Conan: fuck AI Jimmy Kimmel: fuck censorship Javier Bardam: free Palestine Joachim Trier: don't vote for do nothing politicians The commercials: try Copilot :)

Independence Day (1996) taught me that the president should fight during wartime

on today’s episode of am i depressed or am i simply cold …!

tfw ur boss asks u to be a reference as a coworker for a job they're applying for but u can't ask them for a reference as a supervisor for a job ur trying to leave for

wet_haybale joined PeasantChat. <puddlesipper> wellcome ye back <wet_haybale> ta <puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve <wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ? <HimWhatEkes> tis red <wet_haybale> that be new ? <gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up? <wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

when the emotional support pasta doesn't quite hit like it's supposed to <<<<<<<<<<

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

good evening; america has been a 249 year social experiment by harvard university that is now complete. thank you for your time

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

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Kikuri and Ludicolo!

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

Wilhelm Schulz, 1920